(laughing) "i have romantic feelings for the quesalupa." oh, my... "quesalupa for president."w a picture of a quesalupa in a newspaper and it made me pick up a newspaper." "yo, the quesalupa is bangin'!" yeaaah!!! "about to ascend to food heaven on the cheese filled wings of the angels." taste what the internet is raving about, the quesalupa from taco bell. [bong] this is the all-new 2016 chevy malibu. wow, it's nice. let's check it out. do any of you have kids? i do yes. this car has a feature built in called teen driver technology, which lets parent's see how their teens are driving. oh, that's smart. it even mutes the radio until the seat belt is fastened. will it keep track of how many boys get it in the car? (laughter) cause that could be useful. this is ahead of what my audi has for sure. wish my beamer had that. i didn't even know that technology existed. i'm not in the market for a car but now i may be. (cheers and applause) >> larry: welcome back. i'm here with my panel. first up, nightly show contributor ricky velez (cheers and applause) nightly show contributor mike

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doesn't make you very, verye having ajealous.pa you've clearly never had a quesalupa.er jack cheese in the shell. what are you waiting for? watching tvs get sharper, oh remotes, you've had it tough. bigger, smugger. and you? rubbery buttons. enter the x1 voice remote. now when someone says... show me funny movies. watch discovery. record this. voila. remotes you are back. the x1 voice remote is here. x1 customers get your voice remote by visiting xfinty.com/voiceremote. >> larry: welcome back. there's been an odd phenomenon happening in the trump campaign, and i'm not talking about the trump campaign. it's about some of his followers. >> you have a lot of black people supporting trump. >> larry: black people supporting trump? (laughter) so where are these black people? well, i had some of them in my studio the other day, where i asked them the simple question: what the (bleep) are you thinking? i just want to ask a very straight question from the beginning. why do you support donald trump? >> i used to be a democrat, let me say first, and i lost faith in our party righ

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the new quesalupa, only at taco bell.r, the most powerful... ...old spice body wash ever made. he doesn't. (cheers and applause) >> larry: welcome back. a new holiday came and went saturday without a whole lot of national attention, but here at "the nightly show" it got our nightly senses tingling. >> on march 5th, the sons of the confederate veterans are celebrating flag day. each group throughout the country will hold events from parades to flag showings. the gettysburg commander of the sons of the confederate veterans says the flag represents a moment in history that should be commemorated. >> larry: or not. just one black man's opinion. but do continue, southern apologist who i'm going to guess probably looks something like colonel sanders. >> to us, the descendents of the confederate soldiers -- we see it as a piece of history, of heritage, of family, simply because of our background and our family tree. >> larry: my only issue with your family trees is what used to be hanging from them. also, why are you so proud of

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