and music from quinn sullivan.with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, places, everybody! here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to become my friend. and let me just say this, i want you all to know you're all my new best friends. but you'll never see me again. i'm going to miss him the most. he was laid off recently. this is crazy. the other night, you know, you may have heard charlie sheen showed up and kissed me right on the lips. and it was a big story because everything charlie sheen does is a big story. and none of us know where libya is, so -- [ laughter ] some people thought it was funny, some people thought it was weird. at least one people were so disturbed by this turn of events that he grabbed a gun and menaced his family. >> charlie sheen surprised the audience at "jimmy kimmel live" and even the host himself when he showed up at the talk show and planted a big kiss on kim

we'll have music from quinn sullivan and jake gyllenhaal, too.ursday, paul icon know, music from oh land and penelope cruz will be here. join us for that. our first guest tonight is an actor, an author and occasionally a forecaster. you know him as dwight on "the office." you can see him fighting crime as the crimson bolt in the new movie "super." it opens april 1st. please say hello to rainn wilson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how's it going? good to see you. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: i saw your movie and i enjoyed it. we'll talk about that in a minute. i want to talk to you about seattle. you're from -- >> you lived there? >> jimmy: i did, for a year. >> were you a dj there? >> jimmy: i was. i worked at kzok. >> seattle's best rock. >> jimmy: yeah. i think kisw was seattle's best rock. >> kisw, seattle's best rock. >> jimmy: we were seattle's mediocre rock. >> you played a lot of yes. >> jimmy: we weren't -- >> the endless organ solos. >> jimmy: when we get a yes record, it was like, whoa, we got new stuff here. >> "owner of a lonely

penelope cruz, and music from oh land and quinn sullivan.my cousin sal. >> hi, everyone. >> jimmy: sal, how is the -- how's the office pool going, the ncaa office pool. >> it's not good. well, i'm running it. i think this is the last year because our executive producer jo is winning. she's killing everybody and she doesn't know anything about basketball. >> jimmy: she really doesn't. >> if a basketball rolled into her office she'd call the exterminator. i really -- she wouldn't know. i said to her, jill, you don't know anything about basketball. it would be nice if you won, donate the money to charity and she's like, i'd like to do that, but i need a tenth pair of $750 tory burch thigh-high leather boots. >> jimmy: how selfish. well, some people only think of themselves. >> what's with your hair? >> jimmy: don't worry about it. i'm just happy it's still there. oh, yesterday was the 26th running of the l.a. marathon. tens of thousands of malnourished men and women hoof here in l.a. and as he is every year, my cousin sal was there to make a ba

our show, liv tyler, mark cuban, rain wilson, jerry wine trab, jake gyllenhaal, and music from quinn s sullivannthem. please join us for all of that. our first guest is a fine actor and occasional bongo-player who, starting tomorrow, goes pec-to-pec and ab-to-ab with ryan phillippe in the new legal thriller "the lincoln lawyer." please say hello to matthew mcconaughey. [ cheers and applause ] >> nice tie. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm glad you wore it. brings back a lot of bad memories for me. and good mean rips, too. of course, at the handsome men's club, which we've been -- both been in for years. >> how much can you tell people about what's been going on behind closed doors? >> jimmy: i don't know. i was kicked out of the club. i don't know if you recall. >> you were not. >> jimmy: partly because of you. but how are things going with that? >> just an initiation? >> jimmy: that was a prank? >> they need more handsome men in the helsinki chapter, which is doing really well. >> jimmy: i'm being shipped to finland? >> if you want. >> jimmy: that's a kind offer but i think i'm going to stay here. i'm throu