and quintessa swindell! it is "the daily show with trevor noah"! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out in person. thank you so much! thank you so much! thank you so much! take a seat, everybody. take a seat. we've got a great show for you tonight. inflation is still inflating, we have some never-before-seen footage of the work being done by trump's special master, and alex jones needs to borrow a few bucks. so let's do this, people. let's jump straight into today's headlines. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ all right, folks. i'm gonna be honest, with all the news that happened today, i just don't think we have enough space in today's show. yeah, i know, i tried everything to fit it in. i even tried to unscrew the legs and take off the cushions and turn the news sideways so it would fit, but it didn't work. there's not enough time. [audience reacts] luckily, not enough time is just enough time for a segment we call "ai