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quiznos. hydroxychloroquine quick! when he wasn't mindlessly reading off empty platitudes, he was adopting a much darker and more sinister tone, threatening to sic the military on american citizens, and violently crack down on a nationwide protests over the murder of yet another unarmed black man at the hands of police. >> today i have strongly recommended to every governor to deploy the national guard in sufficient numbers that we dominate the streets mayors and governors must establish an overwhelming law enforcement presence until the violence has been quelled. if a city or state refuses to take the actions that are necessary to defend the life and property of their residents, then i will deploy the united states military and quickly solve the problem for them >> seth: i know our brains have all melted from the constant flagrant lawlessness and overall weirdness of this administration and nothing feels real anymore and we're all just programmed to move on to the next thing, because trump will inevitably do something