so i'm here on qvc, and like qvc, this campaign promises you three things.quality, value and convenience. >> and great deals on juicers. [ laughter ] >> so when you go to the polls on tuesday, remember -- country first. as a reminder, all undergarments are non-refundable, and live from new york, it's "saturday night"! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: it's "saturday night live." with -- musical guest -- david cook. and your host -- ben affleck. ladies and gentlemen, ben affleck! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you very much. it's great to be back in new york hosting "saturday night live." of course, like many of you, my mind is on next tuesday and this incredibly important election. i've always been politically active myself. when i was a kid, my mom took me around to canvass for jimmy carter when he ran for re-election against reagan. and i even volunteered for mondale and ferraro. of course, they lost. but -- [ laughter ] we did a little work for dukakis, even, when i was in high s

joan joins us live from qvc. i think there's a separate room where they print her money. i really do. anyway, there in pennsylvania. joan, how are you doing? >> i'm so excited talking to you. it was so great last night on the roast for comedy central. if people don't know, you were the roast mistress and you were terrific. >> joan, you knocked it out of the park. first of all, let's take a quick look at some of the proceedings. >> okay. >> joan started out in brooklyn as little joan molinsky. you know, my joni, jewish girls are supposed to grow up and marry doctors, not support them. joan is not an orthodox jew but men still [ bleep ] through a sheet so they don't have to look at that face. >> kathy griffith, yes, my good friend, you call yourself the biggest star? is that what you say when you come out here? the biggest star in this room? that's like calling yourself the thinnest girl in kirstie alley's house. i mean, it's like -- >> joan, do you have any idea how excited i am that you would refer to me as skinny? >> oh, you are so thin. you look like you went to union o

erin rose.com as well as national catalogs, specially swim stores and most notesly on television at qvc. we are requesting a million dollars to fund the launch of aerin rose for ap parnl and lingerie. this will go toward the marketing pushes, merchandising and of course manufacturing costs that we'll entail in this endeavor. in return you'll receive 8% on your money at the end of which, three years, we will then give you 10% stock in the company as well as the million dollars back. hope you're interested. >> i had to bring my props because i'm completely over dressed for the beach as are you guys. that was so great. thank you for being the model for this. let's hear what you think about it as a business. i'll start with you, jen. >> i like the fact that you gave me impressive metrics to begin with. it made me want to listen more. the description of your business, tell me what's really unique. as a woman, i've seen a thousand bathing suits. let us know at the beginning so we have a better way to put the rest of the wonderful things you've done into perspective. >> craig? >> i would want

i have to say people who know qvc and heard of your better will bag they know who you are but you are more than that one item. >> yes. >> you are an entrepreneur and you have helped dozens of company get started and you are here to say, you have been a lot of phone calls how to do it, where do you start. >> most of the people say i want to work from home for one reason or another. where do i begin. first thing you ask yourself is what are my experiences? where do any assets lie. and can i do something i love doing. absolutely. take your experience and fuse it with your passion and that's where i begin. i was an assistant to different politicians and i said be a virtual assistant. work from home for multiple people instead of one company and you have several clients. people think i'm starting a business and it needs to be a huge company. it really doesn't. utilizing technology is allowing people to work at a different pace, at a different level and starts instanley. use social media like facebook and twitter to start to promote yourself. >> one thing you haven't mentioned. i think it p

i've got another network interested in me, qvc.ey're beating the path. >> what are you going to sell? >> i'm not -- you know, i'll do wayne's world out of my business, maybe, before i sell jewelry. schwing! anyway, let's go to the market. thanks, monica. see you later. >> bye. >> she left. >> she's out of here. she's like, smell ya! >> what? anyway, the dow rising 42%. holbert, he's a serious guy. we should wait a while before we go right to him. mark, you can handle anything. you track market sentiment. i'm trying to remember back, you're the editor of the holbert financial digest. i remember when the market, according to sentiment and newsletter writers looked like it wanted to head lower and it didn't. it stayed lower then we were surprised. at that time, did you tell me that these guys had gotten negative quickly because it hadn't continued to move higher? that would explain this latest move on, wouldn't it? >> that's right. when we talked, i think it was april or may i said that sentiment had gotten too bullish too quickly. th