i'm here with rachel maddow right here.. on msnbc. we love the show. we love when you come on. you're going to make me a martini it looks like? >> we have made a lot of drinks together. but i feel like the martini is sort of the king of all cocktails. and you're kind of like the man now? you're kind of the boss? >> jimmy: hey. that's very, very nice. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know why but i like it. >> you are -- you're like becoming -- you've always been jimmy fallon. now you're like mr. jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: hey, all right, huh? [ cheers and applause ] that's right. don't you forget it! [ light laughter ] dad! [ laughter ] >> i feel like you need to be able to drink dad drinks. >> jimmy: yes, a dad drink. >> you need to be able to walk into steakhouses in mid-town and have them be like, "mr. fallon is here. quick get a special glass." >> jimmy: yes, exactly. they do that. >> that's a martini. >> jimmy: they do that absolutely. a martini, all right, here we go. >> we went through a bad history in america that any d

but i really like you, rachel. i gotta go.h this knot. i've almost got it. (yelling continues) (grunts) stop that! not the table! think of something! i brought my guitar. why don't we sing them a lullaby? give me this. hey, kids, look at me. want to see a real live music video? - yeah. - okay. ♪ papa, i know you're going to be upset ♪ ♪ 'cause i was always your little girl ♪ ♪ but you should know by now, i'm not a baby ♪ ♪ you always taught me right from wrong ♪ ♪ i need your help, daddy, please be strong ♪ ♪ i may be young at heart, but i know what i'm sayin' ♪ ♪ the one you warned me all about ♪ ♪ the one you said i could do without ♪ ♪ we're in an awful mess ♪ and i don't mean maybe, please ♪ ♪ papa don't preach, i'm in trouble deep ♪ ♪ papa don't preach, i been losing sleep ♪ ♪ but i made up my mind, i'm keepin' my baby ♪ ♪ ooh, i'm gonna keep my baby, mm-mmm. ♪ (song ends) sing it again. i think this is the first time they have all been asleep at the same time. - what's that smell? - soap. you got them to take a bath? wha

michael and caramela live with rachel. >> are you accepting rachel because you don't want to lose michaelemgs. she's younger and i have to put up with that. what i have noticed is she has really enriched my life. >> watching your spouse have sex with somebody else is not really my bag, i have got to say. >> it's not my bag either. no. >> rachel also has another boyfriend, mikey, who lives in florida and she has a girlfriend as well as another male lover called james who is also romantically involved with caramela. >> monogamy can be a beautiful agreement between people when they are deeply in love and don't have desire for another. but most people are just monogamous because their vows said i will fore sake all others for you. >> caramela also has a girlfriend of two years. >> it is a nicer way of [ bleep ]. >> so fun. >> and caramel a had a flint over the summer with one of michael's co-workers. and then there is tahl and jennifer. >> we are hoping to enlarge our community and potentially get a hotel. we have considered that where we would have a polyamorous hotel. that's part of the fut

"the rachel maddow show" starts right now. good evening, rachel. >> good evening, my friend. thanks for joining us this hour. the last time this voted for governor in texas, this is the way texas voted if you break it down by race. white people in texas voted for the republican in that race by a 40-point margin. african-americans in texas voted for the democrat in that race by a 77-point margin. latinos in texas also voted democratic, overwhelmingly in that governors' race. latinos ro voted for the democrat by a margin of 23 points. of course, in the overall sense, the white population was the largest proportion of the vote overall, so the republican candidate carried the day in that governors race in texas in 2010, but the racial disparities were really, really, really stark. same thing in the presidential race in texas in 2008. it was barack obama running against john mccain. white voters went for the republican by this huge margin. this does not mean that 47% of white people voted republican in texas. it means that white people voted for john mccain by a 47-point margin. b

and first up in the over 25s, rachel potter. >> ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah i'm rachel potter.ars old, and i'm from nashville, tennessee. ever since i was probably about five years old, i have always dreamed of being a country singer. i moved to nashville from new york. now i am bartending because i have to be able to support myself while i go after this dream. [cheers and applause] my first audition-- i just went in with the attitude that if this is meant to be, it will be. ♪ can anybody find me >> rachel potter is my powerhouse vocalist. her vocal stylings are so unique. i love that about her. >> ♪ love [cheers and applause] >> where do i begin? you're just a beast. >> [laughs] thank you. there's a moment that it feels like your life has changed, and when that happened, when that moment happened in new york, it was like... wow. ♪ baby ♪ you must not know 'bout me ♪ you must not know 'bout me for the 4 chair challenge, i truly wasn't feeling very good, and honestly, i don't think i've ever felt pressure like that before. it was just, like, very overwhelming. [voice cracks] ♪ y

people on the left and rachel maddow, very forgiving people. but he didn't do that. instead of falling on his own sword and admitting failure in this case, he attacked the messenger. and so as you aptly said, this is what he did by conflating the plot and the wikipedia entry. he's confusing people who are his supporters into thinking that the left is out to get their guy senator paul. >> and by the way, just so we all remember school. not everybody went to school recently, joan and jonathan. but plagiarism is a simple notion. you're taught to do it in school. don't repeat the words you find in the encyclopedia or an online product today. don't use other people's creative use of language and say it's your own. don't say somebody else's creative language is yours. it's something we accept as not acceptable. if you're going to quote a quotation, quote the quotation. don't say this is what i think about things. it's just the words taken completely from wikipedia. and the character problem is here in not accepting blame and going after the character of rachel maddow which

and things are going to change, but it happens to everyone. >> rachel?i'd say kind of similar to what maya said, don't be embarrassed because everyone goes through the same thing. >> alexandra? >> i would just say try to live as healthy a life as you can and exercise and eat well and be active and just enjoy being a teenager while you can. >> all right. thank you all for being here. thank you for participating in the study. i know there'll be a lot more coming out of this. we're going to take a little break right now. coming up next we're going to ta talk about the challenges of puberty for boys as well as transgender children. so stay with us. mom swaps one of my snacks for a yoplait. i don't mind, i mean it's orange crème. and when mom said bobby was too edgy... 'sup girl. i just swapped him out for tyler. 'sup girl. mom never questioned bobby again. two can play at this game. [ female announcer ] swap one snack a week for a yoplait. and everybody wins. yoplait. it is so good. . >>> welcome back. today we talked about many of the challenges faced by yo

♪i am beautiful in every single way♪ ♪words, can't bring me down♪ >>> so, we got rachel over here.a." >> what an assignment for rachel smith. >> she looked so excited. >> one direction's daring experiment. delight fans with seven-hour show online, obviously millions watched and as we said, our rachel smith was in the middle of it all, highlights coming up. seven hours of one direction, bottled that up. >> i was there for every minute of >> it in spirit. >>> good morning, everybody. also coming up -- the actor who plays heshgless in a new movie revealing his extremely surprising diet tricks. >>> but first this half-hour, the sickening game playing out on streets in cities across america. with dangerous results. >> aiming to knock them out to with a sucker punch. lawmakers and civil rights leaders with a new push this morning to try to stop this disturbing behavior before someone else gets hurt or even killed. >> reporter: this is tough to watch. it's known as the knockout game. a violent national trend. it's down right disturbing to watch. this twisted game has authorities on high a

. >>> the rachel maddow show starts right now. good evening. >>> and thank you for joining us today. as you probably know it was a really, really busy news day. there was a lot going on. the administration released the enrollment numbers for the affordable care act. turns out in the first months of obama care going into effect over 100,000 people enrolled in new health insurance plans. president obama had tried to set expectations low for what the first enrollment numbers would be. his speech last month in boston, for example, noted that in the first month of sign-ups for the massachusetts version of health reform, only 100 people signed none the whole first month. but in massachusetts, eventually the glitches got ironed out, and enrollment numbers went up. and now in massachusetts, there is essentially universal coverage. that state is essentially the template for our national numbers. but the numbers out today, 100,000 people signed up in the first month. in addition, another one million people were determined to be eligible for

big deal time rachel herz is as always joining me now rachel this is one of the bank's attempts that we're going to talk about today at social media something that apparently don't. don't don't don't and i mean it just went south tremendously fast so j.p. morgan now they posted a tweet trying to solicit some some people to talk to them it said on its twitter account take over will host our first the live q. and a on leadership and career advice with the lead in j.p.n. exec on eleven fourteen use hash tag ask g.p.m. to submit questions and of course tell a really that ensued here are some of our top twitter responses coming up there we go now and this one i just love from david date in he said day n. he said what what's it like working with mexican drug cartels do they tip i don't like to know that when i do it i would really go for more eddie f. elfenbein i'm sorry if i'm crushing your last names everyone he wrote was the best way to get blood stains out of cologne suits they didn't specify i mean i learned what it would be about number three aimee hunter she says every other person

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big deal time rachel herz as always joining me now rachel this is one of the bank's attempts that we're going to talk about today at social media something that apparently. don't and i mean it just went south tremendously fast so j.p. morgan now they posted a tweet trying to solicit some some people to talk to them it said on its twitter account take over will host our first the live q. and a on leadership and career advice with the leading j.p.n. exec on eleven fourteen use hash tag ask g.p.m. to submit questions and of course tell a really that ensued here are some of our top twitter responses coming up there we go now and this one i just love from david date in he said she's a day and he said what what's it like working with mexican drug cartels do they tip i don't like to know that when i do it i would really go for more eddie f. elfenbein i'm sorry if i'm crushing your last names everyone he wrote was the best way to get blood stains out of clown suits they didn't specify i mean i'll stay here and learn whether we're bad about number three amy holmes or she says every other person

. >>> i'm rachel nichols. welcome to "unguarded" a sports show that explores the issues that extend off the field to touch us all. this week we'll bring you some fascinating perspectives on the miami dolphins. and i'll also be talking to tiger woods in a rare, candid interview. welcome. >>> thank for joining us. this week i traveled to turkey for an unusual sit down with tiger woods. we'll bring that to you later. first the ongoing controversy with the miami dolphins. last week second year tackle jonathan martin left the team, saying he'd been harassed by veteran teammate richey incognito. most of the rest of the dolphins players have backed incognito. but martin's camp has since released racist and curse-filled text messages and voice mails martin receiveded as well as some threats by other members of the team. let's bring in the nfl network's jeff darlington who covered the dolphins for nearly a decade and is joining us now from florida. jeff, you've been reporting on the story since the moment it started de

nice to have you here. >> you're welcome, rachel. it's great to be with you. >> so, 17 years ago was the last time this nondiscrimination issue was voted on in the senate. it lost by one vote 17 years ago. why are you on a path to pass it in the senate right now, do you think? >> well, the difference now is that that vote 17 years ago, we only needed a simple majority or 50 plus the vice president. we lost 49-50 because one senator was absent. and now we have to get 60 votes. both to close debate to get on the bill. and i should clarify, tonight we just broke the filibuster to get on to the bill. we'll have to break another filibuster to get to a final vote. >> oh, wow. >> so, we have amendments in between. we're not there yet. but i do hope that what happens this week in the senate will provide the momentum that we'll finally as a nation say you should be able to get hired and not get fired without your sexual identity being the issue. >> when you have done the personal lobbying that you have done of your colleagues on the republica

. >> reporter: rachel bisaillon knew she had a passion for horses.she discovered a special place in her heart for their young riders. riding lessons first drew 17- year-old rachel bisaillon to the square peg foundation a horse rescue center in half moon bay. >> if there was no school i would be here all the time. >> reporter: then the burlingame high school senior fell in love with square peg's adaptive riding program. it serves dozens of kids with autism and other developmental challenges. >> the kids here are just so special that i wouldn't want to not be here. >> that is much better, don't you think? >> reporter: throughout high school, rachel has volunteered as a teacher every weekend. in the summer, she is helps lead camp six days a week. she gets emotional talking about its impact. >> autism kids and kids with special needs are judged so hard in the outside world that when they come here, it is an hour and a half that they can do whatever they want. >> reporter: to students like 17-year-old carolyn, rachael is a compassionate friend. >> she mak

war pretty much anything else you can think of we'll have it all and finally in today's big deal rachel courteous and i discuss life and death and everything in between it's a loaded one for sure and you won't want to miss that and it all starts right now. our lead story today iran now a landmark agreement between iran and six other world powers was reached over the weekend in geneva the deal is designed to curb iran's nuclear program wall staving off harsh new trade sanctions for the country now the interim six month deal temporarily freezes iran's nuclear weapons production however u.s. secretary of state john kerry acknowledged that enforcing the agreement may be more difficult than it was to reach it in the first place the groundbreaking deal halts iran's most sensitive nuclear activities while providing some relief to the country's purpling trade sanctions however it does not allow the opec member to boost oil sales for six months the deal prompted oil prices to fall and world equity markets to rise on monday as investors priced in an easing of mideast political tensions and the li

"the rachel maddow show" starts right now. good evening, rachel. >> good evening, chris. that was a really stupendous discussion. thanks. and thanks to you at home for joining us this hour. happy veterans day. >>> something weird is going on in virginia. the iconic visual memory from the recount of the presidential vote in florida in the 2000 election is probably this guy? remember him? his amazing, bulgy eyeballs, staring at those postcard ballots from florida? this poor guy, trying to discern voter intent in those punchcards. he was kind of the iconic visual memory of florida 2000, right? well, this is the commonwealth of virginia today. ringing any bells? in virginia right now, the election is not over, despite the calendar. we know that bishop e.w. jackson is not going to be lieutenant governor in virginia. we know that ken cuccinelli is not going to be governor in virginia, but you know what? ken cuccinelli is still the attorney general of that state, and that turns out to be really, really important, given that the election is not yet over. for the last generation o

stay with us. >>> thank you, rachel.ore we even launched the show. tonight i'll talk with two men who contributed to a singular work of art 45 years ago that still moves a film audience to this day and change the way we think about the world, our place in it and our place beyond it. every actor, myself included, spends their career striving to make one movie, just one, that achieves true immortality. i love stanley cooper's 2001 "space ys

"unguarded" with rachel nichols starts now. >>> tonight on "unguarded with rachel nichols." uninhibit. hall of famer john elway reveals peyton manning's quirky side and the upside of being a boss. >> there is anything about your job now that you like better than when you were playing? >> the fact they don't get hit. >> unafraid. >> there was a bone sticking out of your leg. >> near months after that gut-wrenching broken leg. guard kevin ware of louisville is back. unguarded. kevin ware's coach, rick pitino, shows a side you've never seen. >> he said i learned humility too late in life. i wish i had that at a youpger age. >> i was just in my own world between the lines, and nothing else mattered or existed. and that's a very unhumble way to act. >> welcome to "unguarded" what's the most gruesome thing you've ever seen? for many the answer came during march madness last spring when louisville's kevin ware injured his leg so badly the bone popped through his skin. yet as shocking as that moment was, it was ware's recovery that's been just as remarkable. inspiring his team to wi

thank you both, matt and rachel. thanks for coming in. >>> for more stories that matter, 60 seconds on the clock. christine romans has this week's "money time." >> men aren't pulling their weight at home. data shows women are working more outside the home, but still doing the bulk of cooking and cleaning. in the u.s. both men and women work about 50 hours a week. men spend most of the time on the job while women spend it working at home. the former king of the smart phones, blackberry fired the ceo this week and is giving up the search for a buyer. >>> black friday? try thanksgiving thursday. kmart is opening at 6:00 a.m. on thrg day and it will stay open for 41 straight hours. macy's, sears, jc penney, kohl's and toys r us will open on turkey day. >>> german authorities recovered paintings confiscated by the nazis valued at more than $1 billion. it was found in an elderly man's munich apartment. >>> we could soon travel like the jetson's. a hybrid vehicle can drive on normal roads or transform into a two-seater airp

policy war pretty much anything else you can think of will have it all and finally in today's big deal rachel courteous and i discuss life and death and everything in between it's a loaded one for sure and you won't want to miss that and it all starts right now. our lead story today iran now a landmark agreement between iran and six other world powers was reached over the weekend in geneva the deal is designed to curb iran's nukes. their program while staving off harsh new trade sanctions for the country now the in term six month deal temporarily freezes iran's nuclear weapons production however u.s. secretary of state john kerry acknowledged that enforcing the agreement may be more difficult than it was to reach it in the first place a groundbreaking deal halts iran's most sensitive nuclear activities while providing some relief to the country's crippling trade sanctions however it does not allow the opec member to boost oil sales for six months the deal prompted oil prices to fall and world equity markets to rise on monday as investors priced in an easing of mideast political tensions and t

rachel, welcome to "the ed show." know, did you think this food labeling fight was going to be so intense? >> well, thank you for having me, first of all. and second of all, i had a feeling that it might be quite intense because we had experienced proposition 37 already, which was a proposition in california to label gmos, and actually these corporations spent $47 million avoiding gmo labeling there. so i knew in washington it would be quite intense as well. >> rachel, what struck your passion to get involved in this? from your research also i'd like to know what is the risk of gmos, if you could tell our audience from what you know of it, why is this bad for america? >> well, first of all, there are many health risks, including allergies and even organ damage. so there are huge issues associated with gmos. and what really sparked me to get interested in this was originally i had to do a speech for my school, and i didn't know what to do it on. my topics were ogeally deforestation, poverty, animal cruelty, and, of cou

joining me now for today's big deal the one the only rachel corrie's is how you doing lady i'm doing great how are you ok now this is one of my favorite subjects that we're going over today celebrity photos and they're not always from the red carpet some of the best ones now some of the most sincere and candid photos they come straight from the slammer yeah now here are some of our favorites who take these out check this hugh grant after he was caught with a hooker there is mel gibson twenty eleven paris hilton looking remarkably good when she said i mean come on that's a mug shot and of course one of the many many mug shots of miss lindsay low and i think we have another here check this out was this one branch oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i don't know. that i don't have a i've got are all i know is i wish there were some way that i could pay for that mugshot to be removed from the public record check this out rachel now you can your mug shot is in public record and here's the news this is kind of incredible now websites like just mug shots dot com they publish mug shots online a

joining me now for today's big deal the one the only rachel corrie's is how you doing lady doing great how are you ok now this is one of my favorite subjects that are going over today celebrity photos and they're not always from the red carpet some of the best ones now some of the most sincere and candid photos they come straight from the slammer yeah now here are some of our favorites we've picked these out check this hugh grant after he was caught with the hooker there is mel gibson twenty eleven room paris hilton looking remarkably good when she said i mean come on that's a long shot and of course one of the many many mug shots of miss lindsey lowe and i think we have another here check this was why joel oh no. how did that i don't have a i've got are well all i know is i wish there were some way that i could pay for that mugshot to be removed from the public record check this out rachel now you can your money is in public record and here's the news this is kind of incredible not web sites like just mug shots dot com they publish mug shots online and charge arrestees upwards of thre

joining me now for today's big deal the one the only rachel corrie's is how you doing lady i'm doing great how are you ok now this is one of my favorite subjects that we're going over today celebrity photos and they're not always from the red carpet some of the best ones now some of the most sincere and candid photos they come straight from the slammer yeah now here are some of our favorites we picked these out check this hugh grant after he was caught with a hooker there is mel gibson twenty eleven paris hilton looking remarkably good when she said i mean come on that's a long shot and of course one of the many many mug shots of miss lindsay lo and i think we have another here check this out was this it was a ranch oh oh oh oh oh oh oh no. how did that i don't have any way i get are all i know is i wish there were some way that i could pay for that mugshot to be removed from the public record check this out rachel and now you can your mug shot is in public record and here's the news this is kind of incredible not web sites like just mug shots dot com they publish mug shots online an

rachel maddow. >> i meant kent brockman, the news anchor from "the simpsons." in fact, it turns out that he and i have known each other for years. the rest of that sneak peek of what is actually going to be a "simpsons" episode this week, hah! is coming up. please stay with us. please. [ female announcer ] did you know the average person smiles more than 50 times a day? so brighten your smile a healthy way with listerine® whitening plus restoring rinse. it's the only rinse that makes your teeth two shades whiter and two times stronger. ♪ listerine® whitening... power to your mouth. you may be muddling through allergies. try zyrtec-d®. powerful relief of nasal congestion and other allergy symptoms -- all in one pill. zyrtec-d®. at the pharmacy counter. >>> let us rise to the call of freedom loving blood that is in us and send our answer to the tyranny, in the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, i draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny and i say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation fore

>> there isn't, rachel.ook at his finances, when he went to the white house, much of his stuff is in bonds. much of his stuff is in very safe treasury notes and so forth. and there's no reason to think that he doesn't have a lot of money or certainly is not comfortable. but he's the son of a president who went out and made money. bill clinton made money. and i can remember that george bush, remember in the final weeks and months of his presidency, kind of looked at clinton and said, gee, that guy is going out and making a lot of money. some people interpreted that as criticism. others said, gee, i think george bush sees an opportunity here. it's not that he's broke, i believe, it's just that, you know what, in texas and in a lot of places, what's wrong with making a little bit more? >> wow. wayne slater, senior political writer for "the dallas morning news," the author of "bush's brain," wayne, thanks for helping us understand the this tonight. really appreciate it. >> sure. >>> in conservative politics, the

he broke in the home and waited for the nine month's pregnant rachel to come home.d face time app to chat with her husband stationed in asia. that's when moss began to stab and she yelled out moss. and he went to bock bock and asked army buddies to track moss down. moss was caught by military police as he was returning to fort bliss in possession of the knife used in the stabs. doctors performed a c- section and delivered a baby girl. who is fine. rachel has fractures to her face and body and collapsed lung and able to talk about her new baby. >> you know, i have an amazingly strong daughter. she means to the world. >> reporter: supporters set up a pook bock and go fund me page to help cash to care for rachel and issa bella. and justin has returned from asia and he said he failed her by not protecting her but said it will not happen again. >> thank you, rick. >>> our next guest is not even 30 years old but made it a mission to protect children from child abuse. hear what she can teen your children. >>> massive american rally since the take over over the u.s. embassy