and music from raheem devaughn.the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, by popular demand, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy. thank you for coming. let's get started. we have a lot to cover tonight and precious little material to cover it with. start with lindsay lohan, who as we know, went away to summer jail camp yesterday. today was her second day of 90-day sentence here in california. they say she'll probably only be in there for two weeks, which is barely enough time to learn how to use a spork. they're big in prison. tho if lindsay does get out in two weeks, it would mark the first time she's ever gone home early for anything, so, that's -- that would be good. i think it would be kind of fun to spend two weeks in prison. you know, i mean -- as long as, you know, there was no -- [ laughter ] there was no sporking. a lot of fun. they released lindsay's mug shot today. she's got a few of them now. this is her first one. you never fo