and my guest randall monroe created the internet comic x-k-c-d which is for love, math, cosmology, statisticss garfield. (laughter) former house majority leader eric cantor has taken a new job at a wall street investment bank. now he can finally have some influence in congress. >> this is the colbert report. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: right there, welcome to the report, everybody, good to have you with us. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> thank you ladies and gentlemen. thank you for being here. folks, i cannot tell you how much i appreciate you being here. (cheers and applause) >> folks, thank you so much. for that energy and thank you so much for being here on this quite possibly the last episode of the colbert report. listen, i planned, i planned-- you're a little late. i planned on going till mid-december but america might not last that long. (laughter) because the whole damn world is swirling down the toilet boil, which is also full of planes. (laughter) how both of those are possible, i don't know. i