a >> greg: you actually went out and killed short people because randy newman told you to.t bigotry. our women driving the heightism. >> kat: it was a woman who wrote this article, which is why i was like "shut up." what's the bad thing about being a woman of being short? the worst thing is you can't play in the wnba? if it bothers you, just tell people that you do. no one watches it. they won't know the difference. [applause] i wish i was even shorter than i am. so cute, little nugget. you're so cute. if you're a guy, you don't want to hear that. >> greg: you don't want to have people tell you that you have adorable feet. >> kat: probably not. >> greg: cheney, let me ask, would your wife have left you if you were taller? >> jamie: oh, my god, i don't know. i didn't know was that big of an attribute. maybe i would've been okay. i am a totally different theory about this article. my theory is this woman is trying to make her short husband feel better. the reason i say this is because i was a big fan of her other piece "big penises are terrible for your lower back." is that g