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tonight, ray romano fr e >> from hollywood, "jimmy kimmel live"!romano from "the best man holiday" eddie cibrian and music from the killers with cleto and the cletones and now, like i told you before, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. thank you. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] this is a particularly special night. i would look to start the show by wishing myself a very happy birthday. no, no -- pass your gifts off to the front. i will open them later. i got a lot of calls and texts for my birthday this morning. don't get me wrong. i appreciate it. i really do. i would look to take a moment to refresh my relatives, especially older relatives on the east coast about something called time difference you. see when it is 9:00 a.m. in new york it is 6:00 a.m. in lay lay whelay -- l.a. where i live. just imagine turning the 9 upside down. when you call from the east coast 9:00 a.m., 6:00 a.m.

tonight, ray romano from "the >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!onight, ray romano from "the best man holiday" eddie cibrian and music from the killers with cleto and the cletones and now, like i told you before, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. thank you. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight.

to see ray romano do standup is amazing. to be jerry seinfeld, it's just killer.>> jimmy: how embarrassing. >> how exciting! >> jimmy: i didn't know i was there when you were there. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: we gotta stop talking about it. >> that's exciting! >> jimmy: that's so embarrassing. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i had no idea that he was there. [ applause ] it's one of the best things ever. my mother thanks you. my father thanks you. my sister thanks you, and i thank you for everything. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: budd friedman, everybody. "the improv, 50 years behind the brick wall" airs december 6th at 8:00 p.m. on epix. kelly clarkson performs next. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey, why didn't you get me from the hospital? uh, hey pumpkin bear, did something happen? i sent you like a hundred texts! jerk! jerk, what? oh hey! they're coming in now sweetie! you fell off your bike? you broke your arm... i'm gonna hunt you down, all caps... two years is too long to wait, introducing jump! from t-mobile. upgrade when you want, not when you're

and later this week ray romano, sarah silverman, david blaine, eddie cibrian, and music from charlies for those shows. our first guest is an emmy-nominated actress and musician who radiates rainbows, unicorns and multicolored tootsie rolls in everything she does her show is called "new girl" watch it at 9:00 tuesdays on fox, please welcome zooey deschanel. [ applause ] >> hi, how are you? >> i'm doing good. >> good to see you, too. >> this is like your favorite time of the year? this zone that we're in right now? >> i do love the zone. >> the halloween to christmas zone. >> i do love it. it makes me feel wonderful. >> is thanks giving a highlight there? >> thanksgiving, i love thanksgiving for the family togetherness. i don't love the food. >> really? >> which is what most people love, and i understand it's controversial. >> most people dislike their families and -- >> love the food. it's true. i actually love my family, don't like thanksgiving food. because, well, let me just lay it out. most of it is beige or gray. >> yeah. >> i just don't find appetizing. so you have turkey which

tomorrow night, ray romano, eddie cibrian, night two with the killers. join us shows too. >> jimmy: fans of seventies television remember our first guest from his role as an exiled alien who infiltrated our planet, lived secretly among us, mated with an earth woman and perhaps -- confetti from a show in the past -- robin williams is spewing paper now, i don't know. anyway, 32 years later, he returns to network television in "the crazy ones" which airs thursdays at 9 on cbs, please welcome robin williams. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: good to see you. nanu-nanu. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i have to say, for me it is very exciting when you are here. i feel like i am really hosting a talk show. but, you did something -- >> versus a dance show. people go jimmy, yeah! get real! >> jimmy: something like that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: one of the writers told me over the weekend, you showed up at, improv olympic. >> hollywood boulevard. >> jimmy: hollywood boulevard where kids go. >> those young people go to do funny things. gyp th they do improv. you walked in.

we have a great lineup next week, robin williams, ray romano, zooey deschanel, chris elliott, david blainefamily," sarah silverman will be here which should be interesting. and we'll have music from charlie wilson, frank turner and the sleeping souls, and two nights with las vegas' own, the killers. next week on the show. please john us then! >> jimmy: our first guest is a very successful actor and author, and may i state for the record one of the most beautiful men to walk this planet earth; you can see him play our 35th president in "killing kennedy", which premieres sunday at 8 on the national geographic channel, please welcome rob lowe. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how is everything? >> everything is good my friend. >> jimmy: i don't know if this is something you say congratulation to, i know your son turned 18. >> my youngest turned 18 yesterday. i officially don't have children, i have men. >> jimmy: you do, men. finally. >> he says i'm 18, dad, i want to get a tattoo. >> jimmy: really? >> you know what, i don't want to hear those things. >> jimmy: did you say no. >> i am ei