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his guests tonight or ray romano and mitt romney.ction news" continues at 4:30 with tamala edwards, matt o'donnell, david murphy and karen rogers with traffic. i'm jim gardner, good night. ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ray romano and former massachusetts governor mitt romney. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

tonight -- ray romano and former massachusetts governor mitt romney. with cleto and the cletones. and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.

tonight -- ray romano and former massachusetts governor mitt romney. with cleto and the cletones.

tonight -- ray romano and former massachusetts governor mitt romney. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i'm so glad you're with us. but today on this day we're celebrating not one but two holidays today. international women's day, which is a day on which we celebrate the achievements of women around the world and also -- [ cheers and applause ] national pancake day. the day we eat pancakes. you know, women and pancakes are two of my favorite kinds of people. [ laughter ] so i came up with a plan tonight

thanks to ray romano. apologies to matt damon. we're out of time. "nightli for watching. good night! [ cheers and applause ] htline." >> tonight, cold-blooded killer or confused teen? made famous by the "making a murderer," this confession helped put 16-year-old brendan dassey behind bars for life. his lawyers now saying it wasre on our way to meet -- >> tonight we investigate why someone could confess tommit. >>> plus, wings and waves. we're taking you on an airborne mission into enemy territory. >> it is an intense rush, and atyes can play all dark. >>> and out at sea aboard a massive aircraft carrier, home line in the fight against isis. >>> and the world of melania. before her the donald, there was this guy -- >> wow. who was in girl? >> a look back at the small town beginnings ofl with huge ambition. >>> good evening. thanks for joining us. one teenager admits to taking part in a gruesome murder, landing him in jail for the rest of his life.aying that his confession was coerced. it's the lynchpin in brendan dassey's controversial case. tonight my "nightline" dan harr

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tonight -- ray romano and former massachusetts governor mitt romney. with cleto and the cletones. and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, evybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i'm so glad you're with us. i don't know if you know this. but today on this day we're celebrating not one but two holidays today. international women's day, which is a day on which we celebrate the achievements of women around [ cheers and applause ] national pancake day. the day we eat p pcakes. you know, women and pancakes are two of my favorite kinds of people.. [ laughter ] so i came up with a plan tonight to celebrate both. i bought a pancake printer. now, this is a machine - -i'm going to show it to you in a second. but you can scan an image and the printer will make a pancake out of it. it's called the pancake bot. i bought this -- my wife declared this to be, and this is a quote, "this is the dumbest thing you've ever bought." and i buy a lot of dumb things. so this one's been sitting on our

tonight -- ray romano and former massachusetts governor mitt romney. with cleto and the cletones.

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tonight -- ray romano and former massachusetts governor mitt romney. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.

tonight -- ray romano and former massachusetts governor mitt romney. with cleto and the cletones.nd now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks, everybod

his guests tonight or ray romano and mitt romney.ontinues at 4:30 with tamala edwards, matt o'donnell, david murphy and karen rogers with traffic. i'm jim gardner, good night. ♪

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actor ray romano, donna karen, art and peter parker, sam lee had him coming from forest hills. got to check it out. ernie: i love that everybody gets along. very nice. >> reporter: that's always key. what's a neighborhood if you don't have cool neighbors? ernie: you got it. and you're a good neighbor. thanks for joining us. did you know we spring ahead this weekend? time for an extra hour of daylight. i'm asking this question we're asking people if they would be in favor of having daylight savings time year round. what would you think about that? your responses are coming up right after the break. and we've got terrific shows planned on friday. hear what schools in gentrifying neighborhoods are doing to keep their learning communities diverse and vibrant. monday, all eyes on the race for president. we'll take a special look at what women voters are looking for in a candidate this year. we hope you join us for that very important conversation coming up. right now russ will be here in a moment with sports. interesting things going on with the giants and the jets. look, i know you

tonight -- ray romano and former massachusetts governor mitt romney. with cleto and the cletones.

tonight -- ray romano and former massachusetts governor mitt romney. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i'm so glad you're with us. but today on this day we're celebrating not one but two holidays today. internationa women's day, which is a day on which we celebrate the achievements of women around the world and also -- [ cheers and applause ] national pancake day. the day we eat pancakes. you know, women and pancakes are two of my favorite kinds of people. [ laughter ] so i came up with a plan tonight to celebrate both. i bought a pancaca printer. now, this is a machine -- i'm going to show it to you in a second.

thanks to ray romano. apologies to matt damon. we're out of time. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching. good night! [ cheers and applause ] >>> this is "nightline." >> tonight, cold-blooded killer or confused teen? made famous by the netflix series "making a murderer," this confession helped put 16-year-old brendan dassey behind bars for life. his lawyers now saying it was coerced. >> we're on our way to meet -- >> tonight we investigate why they didn't commit. >>> plus, wings and waves. we're taking you on an airborne mission into enemy territory. >> it is an intense rush, and at nighttime your eyes can play all sorts of tricks on you in the >>> and out at sea aboard a massive aircraft carrier, home to 5,000 armed sailors and hundreds of heavy weapons. it's a rare journey to the front line in the fight against isis. >>> and the world of melania. before her glamorous life with the donald, there was this guy -- >> wow. who was in girl? >> a look back at the small town beginnings of a beautiful girl with huge ambition. (donkey sound) (elephant sound) there's a big dif

tonight -- ray romano and former massachusetts governor mitt romney. with cleto and the cletones. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. but today on this day we're celebrating not one but two holidays today. international women's day, which is a day on which we celebrate the achievements of women around the world and also -- [ cheers and applause ] national pancake day. the day we eat pancakes. you know, women and pancakes are two of my favorite kinds of people. [ laughter ] so i came up with a plan tonight to celebrate both. i bought a pancake printer. now, this is a machine -- i'm going to show it to you in a second. but you can scan an image and the printer will make a pancake out of it. it's called the pancake bot. my wife declared this to be, and this is a quote, "this is the dumbest thing you've ever bought."

next week on the show we will have naomi watts, ray romano viola davis, john legend, connie britton, isla fisher, chloe bennett, louis c.k., plus, music from eliot sumner, the wild feathers, st. lucia, and the suffers. >> jimmy: and if you missed our " live after the oscars" special or only saw parts of it online, we're airing it again tomorrow night with ben affleck, chris rock, tracy morgan, nathan lane, matthew broderick, henry cavill, jesse eisenberg, sacha baron cohen, alicia vikander. out of the show, but it screwed everything up, so that jerk will be in there too. that's tomorrow night, at our regularly scheduled time. >> our first guest has been entertaining us for more than 30 years, and frankly, he's exhausted, but he soldiers on, lending his voice and talent to new disney animated film, " zootopia." >> well now wait a minute. polar bear fur, rat pack music, fancy cop. i know whose car this is we have to go. >> whose car is it? >> the most feared crime boss. they call him mr. big and he does not like me. we have to go. >> this is a crime scene. >> it's going to be a bigger