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week, we've got new shows all this week with mark wahlberg, luke bryan, katey sagal, romany malco, ray romanoen, with music from the wallflowers, nessa barrett, and jayden featuring travis barker. so please join us for that. our first guest is a multi-talented, multi-nominated, multi-named actor, and one of the funniest people on the planet. he plays dad to jamie foxx in their new netflix show, "dad stop embarrassing me!." it premiers april 14th. please welcome david alan grier! [ cheering and applause ] wow! >> i thought -- i thought this was a zoom. >> jimmy: no, it's not. why would you leave your house for zoom? that doesn't make any sense? >> well, i know. but maybe we weren't going to actually -- >> jimmy: no, yeah, here we are. and wow, that's quite an ensemble. can i ask you something? is this something you normally wear? >> yeah, at home, at home. it's for comfort. >> jimmy: let me find the six worst things in my closet. >> it's like the president's here. put him on. they can't see. they can't see anything. >> jimmy: well, i can see one of your nuts. so that's nice. >> whoa. ♪ hello,

tonight -- ray romano. romany malco. ken burns.jxdn featuring travis barker. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, hello, there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching our show. thanks for remaining conscious or semiconscious, whichever it is. hey, you know what? we got some good news for a change. as the president, biden announced that, by april 19th, every adult in the country will be eligible to get the vaccine. [ cheers and applause ] you get a shot and you get a shot and you get a shot! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, president joe-prah! [ laughter ] i have to say, this is going to be a solid plan. get vaxxed on 4/19.

shows with mark wahlberg, luke bryan, katey sagal, david alan greer, romany malco, topher grace, ray romanoen, with music from nessa barrett and jayden featuring travis barker, all time low, and the wallflowers. [ cheers and applause ] so please join us for all that. our first guests tonight are two very talented actors who are good friends on-screen and off-screen. they play superheroes in the new movie "thunder force." it premieres next friday on netflix. please welcome melissa mccarthy and octavia spencer. [ cheers and applause ] hello, ladies. >> hello. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: how are you? [ cheers and applause ] now listen, if you're allegedly such good friends, why aren't you together? why are you separated? [ laughter ] >> this is when we talk about our feud. >> jimmy: i see, oh, good. let's start one right now. yeah, i feel like i'm wolf blitzer in the situation room right now. melissa, you are in australia, right? >> yep. i'm in australia, out by byron bay. >> jimmy: how are things there? i heard they don't even have the virus in australia, that is true? >> you know, we have -- i'v

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. >> seth: but there's a wonderful -- ray romano, who is just the best. >> the best. >> seth: he plays you call it >> well, synthetic partner >> seth: synthetic partner, that's right your eyes, okay. >> seth: well, i wasn't -- that wasn't what i was going to say >> you were like, "okay. yeah, sure you were going to say sex doll >> seth: sex doll. but this is really fun, the author of the book that it's based on >> yeah, alissa nutting who is a genius >> seth: she cast this synthetic partner. >> well, she used -- that's her face >> seth: that's her face >> because you got to pay for the rights to someone's face if you're going to be putting them on a synthetic partner on tv >> seth: is that a true story? >> that's a true story so they were, like, "well, we can hire someone and pay them for the rights to their face." or she was like, "or i could do it for free. >> seth: wow >> and so, that's hollywood. >> seth: and then we can save money for our tank stunt >> to blast cristin out in a filthy tank of water yeah >> seth: hey, thank you for -- filthy tank of water was originally what they w