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>> jimmy: thanks to ray romano, sebastian maniscalco and paul russell. thanks to you too. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next, thank you for watching, goodnight. >>> this is "nightline." tonight, serial killer caught. the suspect in a series of murders in a los angeles courtroom today. >> it was chilling, and i've been in this work for four plus decades. >> prosecutors allege jared powell shot for men over four consecutive day, gripping the community in terror. authorities think they caught him just in time. >> this individual that we believe is responsible may have been out there and reoffended. >> the controversial technology that helped beverly hills pd catch him. >> they can immediately determine if that vehicle is on the road, and if so, exactly where it is. >> is it being used in your town? >>> plus, poisoned pills. >> we don't know what he thought he was buying, but what he got was a dose of fentanyl. >> teens hoping to buy recreational drugs with a swipe or a click getting something deadly instead thinking was murder. >> sna

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ray romano, tom, i loved it. she's the anchor of laura coates live. we know laura coates. big story and novelist in america this week walter . ozempic. >> two i use it? no. >> you use everything. right? >> you're right. ray, there is for you. do you think a show like everybody loves raymond would be successful today in our polarized country and be more successful what this country needs? >> here i am answering for you. >> it's hard to say. i mean, the landscape tv has changed. live audience is kind of a throw back but i think in the end funny is funny if it's done right. i think it can survive if you do it right. >> i'm much more worried about standup. she goes into her act and said there was this feeling oh, the old person is doing jokes. [laughter]. >> that's like corny now jokes are corny. don't tell jokes. it's corny. >> i still go to the clubs. >> and please keep telling jokes. looks funny. >> next time it's acronyms go ttll. >> or lol. [laughter]. >> right. okay. so you are good at this. how will shohei antonies deal change sports? it's moving up. that's why i invest

ray romano is over here. here's the anchor of cnn's "laura coates live," you all know laura coates. and novelist and co-host of of the american movie podcast, walter kern. i hold in my hand, people write in and these are their questions. what does the panel think of oprah revealing she used a weight loss drug? how dramatically will drugs like ozempic impact the obesity epidemic? it's already happened. >> i knew she'd used the drug because she kept the weight off. it seems like every other oprah diet hasn't worked, so it had to be something, right? >> right. >> i think oprah looks wonderful. i will say i'm glad she's talking about there should not be shame associated with what people are doing. however, i think it's going to turn into you get ozempic, and you get one, and you get one. >> can i ask a question? >> please do. >> are we okay with those ozempic? what's the downside? >> well -- >> we don't know yet. >> yeah. >> i'm hearing -- i hear good things and that it's not only going to be useful for weight loss but addiction. i mean it does something to your brain. i don't know. i m

from the great dwight yoakam tonight. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we have new shows with ray romanobill burr, sebastian maniscalco, lily gladstone, greta lee, halle bailey and adam levine. with music from grupo frontera and joshua ray walker. so please join us for all of that. our first guest is a comedian, actor, podcaster and world-class martial artist who plays the sister of legendary composer leonard bernstein in bradley cooper's new movie called "maestro." it's in select theaters now and on netflix beginning december 20th. please welcome sarah silverman! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh my goodness, look at you, your all dressed up, so fashionable. now that you're a potential oscar nominee, this is your new look? you look very nice. >> i was instructed to be dressed by others for this. >> jimmy: you were dressed by others? >> yes. >> jimmy: this time you listened, you didn't cut the sleeves off the jacket or do anything weird to it? >> no, but i'm wearing what shouldn't be called a beater but is. >> jimmy: yeah, right, right. it's offensive to my people to call it -- >> wife beater

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