. >> you see the red cape, you know this is the most thing.re they make all the art, all the poetry. >> why the cape? >> because it's moving. >> so that's important? >> you don't want it to be moving at all. >> this guy clearly has spirit. right away he tries to take a poke at zack's femoral artery. promising. >> he's going to teach you. >> no. >> sure. >> no one likes to look like a pussy on tv, so when he suggested i join him to wave a pink cape at an aggressive young bull, i said what any idiot would say -- si. it all starts well enough. hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then it's not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging killdozer aiming at your meat. it's a lot of muscle. >> yeah, it's a lot of muscle. that's a big bull. ♪ >> no matter how big, how strong, how scary, for this intrepid reporter who's seen ma