that's redneck, no, that's ghetto. [laughter] when it works best, you are talking about what you know about. i was lucky as a comment -- comic. surely we are not the only ones. after my shows, you've been in my ohouse. is this funny? i don't know how women can lie down on the couch and take a nap without sticking their hand in the front of their pants. my wife said, i don't know the other guys do that. everyone laughed and everywoman turnaround and hit the man next to her. we have a sleep button there. get your hand on it. talk about what you know. the redneck jokes, i always wore jeans and i would go the new york and chicago. a redneck from georgia, i'm in detroit, they're kidding me. the club is attached to a bowling alley that has valet paing. people are valet parking at the bowling alley. than don't get redder that. tavis: every the media i ever talked to that had a chance to do carson remembers it fondly. what do you recall? and is that one of those moments, that you knew you could do this. you could make a career

welcome back to the redneck blank. the pickup truck dressage but a promo for the new show the network is going to shove down your throat all week. >> this fall it will rein supreme. america's next top animated voice actor. [cheers and applause] >> that's what i'm talking with. >> i'll fly you to safety. >> you are a le rent mickey mouse. >> get your voice in tune. >> now we're going to meet a special athlete competing in the most popular and challenging event of the games, the very wet t-shirt contest. meet 24-year-old jessica hall of livermore falls. she's dominated the regional competition but does she have what it takes to win on the big stage. welcome to the red neck blank aquatics center. i found out you almost didn't make it. two days ago you had surgery. >> i didn't have surgery i got my (bleep) pierced. >> well, good luck out there. >> she comes bounding out and right to a backside gator there. the signature move. the double flop. she nailed it. are you seeing this? are you seeing this? an historic performance.

. >> we are a redneck. >> we are a redneck. >> tell your new saying. >> you better redneckize. >> i don'tat to say to that? i think that is a perfect place to wrap up. >> eliot: i wish that would wrap it up. doing nothing republicans inspire a do-nothing federal reserve. coming up next. >> this court has proven to be the knowing, delighted accomplice in the billionaires' purchase of our nation. >> and you think it doesn't affect you? think again. fruit just got cooler. fruit on one side, cool on the other. a fruity, cool way to break the ice. joining us. >> my pleasure. thanks for having me, man. so, you guys grew up together. yes, since third grade... what are you lookin' at? not looking at i anything... we're not good enough for you. must be supermodels? what do you model gloves? brad, eat a snickers. why? 'cause you get a little angry when you're hungry. better? [ male announcer ] you're not you when you're hungry™. better. [ male announcer ] snickers satisfies. >> eliot: writing "the new york times" a little over a month ago, paul krugman questioned why it is that in the face of the s

. >> we are a redneck. >> we are a redneck. >> tell your new saying. >> you better redneckize. >> i don'tat to say to that? i think that is a perfect place to wrap up. >> eliot: i wish that would wrap it up. doing nothing, republicans inspire a do- >> this court has proven to be the knowing, delighted accomplice in the billionaires' purchase of our nation. >> and you think it doesn't affect you? think again. fruit just got cooler. fruit on one side, cool on the other. new ice breakers duo. a fruity, cool way to break the ice. >> eliot: writing "the new york times" a little over a month ago, paul krugman questioned why it is that in the face of the still struggling economy unemployment federal reserve is doing next to nothing to help the situation. he said, quote, my guess is that it's intimidated by those congressional republicans that it's afraid to do anything that might be seen as providing political aid to president obama, that is anything that might help the economy. and if you had any doubt that he was right when asked about the possibility of another round of quantitative easing, r

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. >> bob: redneck city. i said, "redneck" again. you know it's a state of mind.a day to explore your own backyard? with two times the points on travel, you may find yourself asking why not, a lot. chase sapphire preferred. there's more to enjoy. insulifreestyle lite can. help you test easy. they need a third the blood of onetouch ultra. zipwik tabs target the blood and pull it in. call now for free strips and a meter. >> eric: all right. one more thing. greg is kicking it off. >> greg: when you see a protesters at occupy wall street. they have a phone faux news live. it's a play on fox news. f-a-u-x. it doesn't make any sense. we decided to have a debate on this. featurinon "red eye." >> faux news live. you are saying fake news live. >> yeah. >> so they're fake lies so it's the truth. >> yeah, because it's lies. >> fake lies. so it's the truth. >> fake lies are true. fake lies are true. >> it's fake because it's lies. >> fake lies are true. >> greg: that wasgan playing his brother miles. >> kimberly: remember when he shaved himself on the show? >> greg: fantastic

you're a redneck. you're white trash. that's what the corporate establishment think of you.a word on herman caine is liked the trump the dems on the race card. that's questionable grammar but use cain. we got a black guy. we got a black guy. he's saying it, not white people. they'll get him to say as many racist things as possible on behalf of white republicans. this is what they think. this is why the e-mails are amazing. one of the things they want to hide is their money. they don't like it when the irs comes after them. that's why they argue for deregulations all the time. the house thousands of irs agents funded in the healthcare bill are part of the master plan to go after folks looking to hide their money in offshores guys like me. they don't want to fund the irs. they don't want to pay their taxes. they want to hide it offshore. many times they nailed it. here they're talking about president obama. this was all the way back in 2009. obama's strategy is to get through as much as he can during the first two years. then concede everything to last two in an effort to get

that is so redneck. that's pretty awesome.y duty gift. i mean it's pretty heavy duty. thousands of dollars. >> jimmy: thousands of dollars. it is a wedding beer coozie with your name. [ laughter ] i mean, that's a nice gift. >> it's the gift that keeps giving. >> jimmy: it really is. >> it's practical. >> jimmy: yeah. and i like these coozies, too. 'cause these are the thinner ones. you get a good grip. >> you can put them in your pocket. the thick great ones are great but you can't carry them in your pocket as easy. so a lot of design work thought went into that. >> jimmy: a lot of thought went into this one. and then, yeah. as you said you're expecting your third child. congratulations. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: that's awesome. [ cheers and applause ] now, right now you have a little girl. and you have a little boy. i met your little boy. >> you met levi backstage. he just turned four. my daughter vida is 2 1/2. >> jimmy: yeah. different kids, boys and girls, right? >> yeah. it's amazing how quickly you see how diffe

." >> jon: like the old jeff foxworthy you might be a redneck gag. >> one of the rules is you have to get that reference to be eligible to vote. so you're off to a good start, jon. here's another one-- if you have a favorite meg ryan movie, you might be eligible to vote. and here's another one: if you've ever spoken to a police officer voluntarily, you might be eligible to vote! >> jon: i get it. let me take a crack at this. if you own more than three polo shirts, you might be eligible to vote. >> what? are you saying black people can't afford polo t-shirts, jon? that's really racist. >> jon: no i was just eye thought-- i was just go along with the games, and saying the rules. >> no, i'm just ( bleep ) with you, jon. i'm ( bleep ) with you. owning three or more polo shirts is rule number nine. you can always follow the new general guidelines against voter fraud in these swing states. if you're black or poor or elderly and not going to vote for mitt romney, stay the ( bleep ) at home. ( laughter ). >> jon: i telephone rings ♪ hello... ♪ what the... what the... what the... ♪ ♪ are you s

. >> we're not -- >> we're redneck. >> i watch the show.o reckless. >> this isn't anything we should be putting in our minds. >> it will do great. it will be a smash hit. >> either way the show is coming and it premieres tonight, wednesday, august 8th at 10:00 p.m. eastern. >> gotta make me holler, honey boo-boo. >> i'll get my go-go juice together and watch it.on "right this minute." see you next time for more this minute." see you next time for more videos first. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com

. >> we're not -- >> we're redneck. >> i watch the show.w. >> it's just so reckless. >> this isn't anything we should be putting in our minds. >> it will do great. it will be a smash hit. >> either way the show is coming and it premieres tonight, wednesday, august 8th at 10:00 p.m. eastern. >> gotta make me holler, honey boo-boo. >> i'll get my gogo-go juice toetr ndatch it.on "right this minute." see you next time for more this minute." see you next time for more videos first. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com real big deals of the week. or how to get great prices on things you need. we know you look around for the best deals. that's why we give you real big club card deals each week. this week, seedless grapes straight off the vine are just 79 cents a pound. starbucks coffee is only $7.49. that's less than a quarter for a great cup of coffee. tropicana o.j. is just $2.88. real big deals this week and every week. only at safeway. ingredients for life.

. >> we're rednecks. >> honey boo boo has taken cable by storm with millions of viewers. >> like her,. >> i think a lot of people are watching the show to laugh at these people. yes, these shoes are designed in many ways for us to feel superior as we make fun of the people on them. but i'm not sure these people should be disallowed from doing it. >> others have called out the parenting of elana's mom june who admitted giving her 6-year-old energy drinks to rev her up. >> she drinks before a pageant to give her the extra upph. whatever works, i don't it. >> is it fun. >> it's a funny show. >> reporter: there's no dispute it revels in snark, from the grocery store. >> to the stacks of toilet paper back home. >> the reason why i have as much toilet paper, because it's free. hello. >> reporter: in a statement to tlc they defend the family. they don't care what people think about them. because at the end of the day they are having a good time and know exactly who they are. not everyone is going to appreciate that, but an awful lot of people are enjoying them. despite the wackiness of it al

now moving on to motorbikes and mark i'm a laundry has leave for old combat rednecks biaggi to go top of the world superbike standings the b.m.w. rider was the winner in the second race at the inaugural russian stage of the championships on the outskirts of moscow couldn't but has more. prior to that in an incident big first race on a rainy sunday morning in one storm sykes rode almost flawlessly to make a bit of history by becoming the first winner at the most go race way ahead of b.m.w. rider milan great while reigning champion carlos chair who'd started from crashed out along with two other contenders on the slippery track to get them all in one. piece. it is unjust in a way because until he did it all or just on tires and you notice it was a jumble and twenty six year old sykes was close to making a back to back double as the english man took an early lead in the second race but this time around it was no wonder he who worked his way into first place despite starting the race from clear the thirty year old former more to d.p. riders squeezed by sykes on lap fifteen and never looke

. >> we are a redneck. >> you are a redneck?gnize. >> i think that's the perfect place to wrap up. >> on tlc. >> and you'd better redneckognize. >> "starting point" back in a moment. >>> welcome back to "starting point," everyone. she was the first legally blind athlete to compete in the olympics. at the 2000 games in sydney. today marla runyan is helping inspire other young children with visual impairments. here's dr. sanjay gupta with this week's "human factor." >> good morning, camp ability! >> reporter: every day at camp abilities starts the same way. with care to share. >> seven more shots on the basketball court last night including three in a row. >> i ran three miles. >> i did my first back flip on the rings at gymnastics. >> reporter: all these children are visually impaired. and they've come to camp abilities for a one-week developmental sports camp. their inspiration this year is marla runyan who was diagnosed with a form of juvenile onset macular degeneration. she was diagnosed when she was just 9 years old. >> runni

i'll show you what a redneck can do. come on in!e learned a lot of tricks to get past a lot of their defenses. there's only so many tricks you can use, though. they're going to overwhelm you. if they tell you to back up to the door and if you back up, you're a bitch. i've never backed up yet. >> take him down! take him down! >> all right. >> back out a little. give him some time. keep him down. keep him down. keep him down. >> it's not too late. let's get some cuffs on him. get some cuffs on him. >> knocked four of my teeth out. >> this incident cost hiatt an additional 305 days of disciplinary segregation. but even this extra time doesn't deter him from assaulting staff. in 2004, the convicted murderer stabbed correctional officer milton madden. >> we were on the walk feeding the inmates, and we went back later to retrieve the food trays, and as he handed me the tray, i went to reach for it, he jerked it back, and tried to stab me with a piece of fence wire that had been gotten off the yard. and when he pulled the food tray back, w

one fair-haired killer could have been more than 20 muttered, leave it to some dumb redneck to ruin it for everybody. while the standoff continued, the rumor mill churns. the event was going to be canceled, we would have to move for the night, et etc., etc. it did not take long for the morale to disintegrate. at one point i overheard a group of guys that were bemoaning. too much walking, not enough shooting, one of them said. when i heard one of them under the words motel -- please, take me with you. what's the squadron? in a panic, i blurted out california. it is not a squat man, he sighed. please, i beg you. i can't feel my toes anymore. another hour or two outside and i see the very last german casualty on the eastern front. one of the guys who had quit had hitched a ride back to the camp. now he was returning in his pickup truck to pick up the rest of the deserters. oh, all right, one of them said. mimi at the crossroads in 15 minutes. >> my cheeks were so cool that i could barely won the words. oh, boy, here come the cops. a guy and hellmuth. the car stopped in front of the school

one fair-haired hitler youth couldn't have been more than 20 muttered, link to some redneck to ruin it for everybody. while the standoff continued candidate rumor mill churns, these outlets can't hold. would have been there for the night, et cetera, et cetera. it didn't take long for morale to disintegrate. at one point i overheard a group of guys from texas bemoaning the long walks and little battle. a couple members of the squad had dropped out and the rest are now considering throwing in the travel. too much walking, not in a shooting fund said. when one utters the word motel, i pounced on him. please take me with you. by squad are you and he asked? i said i couldn't remember its name. in a panic i blurted out california. that's not a squad named. please i beg you, i can't feel my toes anymore. another hour or two i it may be the last german casualty of the eastern front. one other guy who quit had hitched a ride to base camp. now he was treacher and in a pickup truck to take the rest of the deserters. albright one of them said taking pity come and meet me at the crossroads in 15 mi