that's the most retweeted picture of jasper, by the way. i made him america's dog, and people want to follow me, or not, i don't care. i have problem -- plenty to spare. people say don't stop tweeting pictures pictures of jasper because greg gutfeld made fun of you. we love jasper. about two weeks ago my husband is out of town and i can't leave and i am in jasper jail. "girls" is on a marathon. i see maybe i should see what this show is about. i don't know dunham but she agreed to go on an entire episode in a yellow mesh tank top with no bra for an entire show while she did cocaine for the first time and wrote about it in a magazine. maybe some people thought it was funny, but if she thinks the kids in the show "girls" will grow up to be president she is very mistaken. >> that was my favorite episode of "girls." i own that same mesh top. >> you might look better in it. >> i don't know. maybe you are right. i tend to be firm up there. would you ever -- still related do you want your dog's face blurred? >> no, actually people recognize jasper

he retweets onl compliments.en people afraud his own joke. >> dana: breitbart would retweet the nasty grams from people. that's how started. jim carrey doesn't know what you are doing on twitter. you don't pat yourself on the back. that semibarossing. why wouldn't he go after clint eastwood? is it because he is afraid that clint eastwood would track him down? >> kimberly: because he is alive. >> dana: exactly. it's not as if there aren't people you could pick out and made fun of. he chose somebody who was dead. >> greg: two targets that he picked. that he doesn't come in contact with. "a," dead people. "b," the rest of america. he had duel citize had dual citn canada. >> neil: he looked for something to create fire. controversy. get on social media and shows like "the five" but he picked a topic even democrats are afraid to touch because they know most of america agrees with the second amendment. to keep and bear arms. he messed with the wrong -- >> dana: yeah. didn't do the pipeline. >> greg: it would be nice if

when i retweet something it just retweets it and has the little circle that says retweeted by so i thoughtere adding an extra rt and you said that just happens. >> hal: yeah it's how your twitter software or whatever form reads it. because it will show the rt or skip those letters, but that's the programming of how twitter works. >> correct. >> hal: i just don't want anyone to be upset. >> i thought you were being redundant. >> hal: i would never be redundant i told you that several times already this morning. 1-800-steph-1-2 is our number. and we're going to be talking about a lot of things today. yesterday we had a fantastic discussion with rick overton and it blew the doors off of the place. and i thought we were doing great. i thought, wow we are really breaking some ground here as far as -- >> wicked snot. >> hal: don't quote boston, we were going to have lee camp on the show today but he has to go to boston. >> and he is going to be on a bus, and that's why he can't talk to us -- >> hal: it's not that lee camp could not call us from the bus, it's that he knows once he hung up he woul

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retweeting. >> dana: sometimes you have to hide you're laughing.ing funny on twitter an you're supposed to enjoy a dinner, oh, well, somebody -- >> bob: you know people get in trouble on it. for example, most of your tweets. >> dana: anthony weiner. remember he took a picture of his you know what. >> bob: it's 140 -- is it 140? >> dana: 140 characters. i love that part about it. it makes you think about how you could condense it. i'm terrible about this. sometimes you have a grammatical error or a misspelling. iphone always corrects you and it's not meant to be corrected. i want the show you -- you mentioned jasper. twitter, we got in touch with them today to talk about their birthday. they spent the most retweeted jasper picture is that one there. the vice presidential debate. jasper and all of his friends. >> greg: i can't see his junk. >> dana: we can fix that. i want to show you the twitter war. it was about a year ago. good friday last year. that is greg gutfeld. >> kimberly: my gosh. >> dana: good friday last year when he started twitter war

. >> now everything has a hash tag and president obama knows about being retweeted. now online in 30 languages, it has a language of its own own but one look say they haven't lost the independent san francisco roots. >> san francisco was part of our dna and part the of our blood. >> dan: michael c 7 news source on twitter. follow the latest breaking news any time you wish. >>> philadelphia police nabbed a man posing as a pilot who managed to get into the cockpit of a plane. he was wearing what appeared to be an air france captain's uniform when he asked the gate agents for an upgrade on u.s. airways flight to florida. when he told there were no seats available and these said he hated americans. he then boarded the plane and got into the cockpit. that is when cops and took the imposture into custody. >> a massachusetts woman is on quest to thank a stranger for a random act of kindness towards her and her boyfriend who is deployed in afghanistan. she returned to her car on sunday after picking up a cup of coffee. she spotted an envelope on the windshield. she thought i

when i retweet something or share something on twitter that i think is funny or clever or interestinginking this is going to make me look clever and funny and interesting by retweeting it. a lot of us have that motion as we spread stuff around. explain how this helps going into making products popular and ideas catch o. >> sure. like the clothes way wear or the car we drive, what we say influences how people see us. you want to create an online persona. the same thing with off line word of mouth. with restaurants, people assume we are a foodie. we pick and choose what we say rather than to look bad g good or bad or easy ways to apply this. you want to help make them talk about your product in a way that reflects positive on them. things like google when they came out with gmail, it was hard to get. the people that had access to it wanted to show they were an insider. that they had something not everyone else had. so things like making people feel like insiders, using scarcity or other velvet rope tactics is one way to help people share. >> facebook comes to mind there too. >> sure. >>

now fly like a bird" but then retweeted that he hoped davis akers not returning according to a report release kicker david akers before march 12 to clear more cap room. he is scheduled to make $3 million in 2013. following a pro bowl 2011 season, akers had his worst season as a pro this year, making only 69.0 percent of his kicks. the 49ers eventually brought in nate kaeding and billy cundiff to tryout to be akers' replacement. neither impressed jim harbaugh enough to get the job. kaeding, however, is an unrestricted free agent and could potentially get another chance with the 49ers with akers gone the raiders eflt they didn't have one player worthy.so they did not use theflacco richest deal ever today baltimore ravens quarterback joe flacco became the highest paid player in nfl history flacco - who was the super bowl mvp - inked a 6-year, $121 million with $52 million guaranteed. he got a $29 million signing bonus and will get $51 million in the first two years. yet despite the huge payday, it wasn't about money for flacco >> it means a lot it was not necessarily about the money the

. >> now everything has a hash tag and president obama knows about being retweeted. now online in 30 languages, it has a language of its own own but one look say they haven't lost the independent san francisco roots. >> san francisco was part of our dna and part the of our blood. >> dan: michael c 7 news source on twitter. follow the latest breaking news any time you wish. >>> philadelphia police nabbed a man posing as a pilot who managed to get into the cockpit of a plane. he was wearing what appeared to be an air france captain's uniform when he asked the gate agents for an upgrade on u.s. airways flight to florida. when he told there were no seats available and these said he hated americans. he then boarded the plane and got into the cockpit. that is when cops and took the imposture into custody. >> a massachusetts woman is on quest to thank a stranger for a random act of kindness towards her and her boyfriend who is deployed in afghanistan. she returned to her car on sunday after picking up a cup of coffee. she spotted an envelope on the windshield. she thought i

. >> now everything has a hash tag and president obama knows about being retweeted. online in 30 languages, it has a language of its own own but one look say they haven't lost the independent san francisco roots. >> san francisco was part of our dna and part the of our blood. >> dan: michael c 7 news source on twitter. follow the latest breaking news any time you wish. >>> philadelphia police nabbed a man posing as a pilot who managed to get into the cockpit of a plane. he was wearing what appeared to be an air france captain's uniform when he asked the gate agents for an upgrade on u.s. airways flight to florida. when he told there were no seats available and these said he hated americans. he then boarded the plane and got into the cockpit. that is when cops and took the imposture into custody. >> a massachusetts woman is on quest to thank a stranger for a random act of kindness towards her and her boyfriend who is deployed in afghanistan. she returned to her car on sunday after picking up a cup of coffee. she spotted an envelope on the windshield. she thought it wa

the people at netflix saw it and retweeted said free year for you. a year costs about $96. >> he gets a year, but the tatoo will probably last a lot longer than that. >> could have kicked in a couple of years. >> a few maybe. >> jimmy kimmle live is next with kelly rippa and the moglies. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama dates. abc news continues tomorrow morning at 4:30. >> we uh proosh yait your time. have a great weekend. stay with us at abc7news.com and on twitter at abc7 news bay area. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kelly ripa. space entrepreneur, elon musk. and music from the mowgli's. with cleto and the cletones. and now, once more, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, welcome. that's very nice. thank you, welcome. welcome to the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming to work with me. you did the right thing. we have some fun stuff playing for you tonight. first of all, kelly ripa is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of fun. she jogged here from new york

. >> reporter: he retweeted and link and said seconds later greene tweeted back. >> i think he's being savvy. >> reporter: stanford bound or not, students like greene and verma have a jump on their future. >>> it is a stressful time this time of year. we are a he going to check in with rob maietta on the weather around here. >> we're starting to see some changes take place. we had a nice day today in the south bay, south campbell. 70s. now starting to see a few rain drops in the parts of the santa clara. notice what's happening here south of san jose. down 101 heading towards morgan hill, also towards sunnyvale, sfo and the area of low pressure is off to the west. instead of going from west to east, it's coming out of the south and heading towards san francisco to the west there over towards the merin head lands. more of this moisture will hit the hill tops and it's being forced to rise. east bay hill tops and the north bay hills you'll get the best lift out of this tropical moisture. you can see we have one band moving in now and perhaps a little break in the action here. there might

. >> reporter: in fact, he tweeted a link and says seconds later, greene retweeted him back. >> reportertanford-bound or not, students like greene and virma have a jump on their future. stephanie trung, nbc bay area news. >> let's turn things over to the meteorologist. jeff, you've got to come up with a weather app that i can use for one of my kids to get into college. >> well, maybe. you never know. you never know. we can help to improve that forecast, no doubt. let's get a look at the doppler radar right now. we do have clear skies across a good section of the bay area. we're also eventually going to get some showers. so, first, look at your wednesday. and what you're going to find is the best chance of showers, at least for the morning hours around 7:00, and 8:00. primarily at the coast and also by the bay. for the interior valleys and then throughout the afternoon, you'll get some filtered sunshine in here in upper 60s for east bay and south bay. take a look at this seven-day temperature trend here for places in the south bay like san jose as we head throughout thursday, friday and s

. >> she said you can retweet. that encouraged the audience. yes.>reporter: the artistic director also got a call and pulled the plug on the act. >> my immediate reaction was turn off the microphone out the lights and please get her off the stage. this can not happen anywhere especially in this day and age and most assuredly in san francisco. >> yes. what she said was if hurt and i hope she can get some help. >>reporter: the club says it's not paying her and patron will get a voucher for another show. the tavern in novato cancelled upcoming show and cancelled in santa cruz, portland and chicago. we have been unable to reach the singer for a comment. dan. >> okay interesting thanks very much. >> lindsay lohan headed to rehab today. in court she pleaded no contest to charges stemming from minor accident last june. try to get the video up for you. going to keep her out of jail however lohan will spend 90 days in locked down rehab facility. her lawyer said that he's pleased with the outcome. her father was not. he doesn't trust her lawyer and confronted

. >> she said you can retweet. that encouraged the audience. yes.>reporter: the artistic director also got a call and pulled the plug on the act. >> my immediate reaction was turn off the microphone out the lights and please get her off the stage. this can not happen anywhere especially in this day and age and most assuredly in san francisco. >> yes. what she said was if hurt and i hope she can get some help. >>reporter: the club says it's not paying her and patron will get a voucher for another show. the tavern in novato cancelled upcoming show and cancelled in santa cruz, portland and chicago. we have been unable to reach the singer for a comment. dan. >> okay interesting thanks very much. >> lindsay lohan headed to rehab today. in court she pleaded no contest to charges stemming from minor accident last june. try to get the video up for you. going to keep her out of jail however lohan will spend 90 days in locked down rehab facility. her lawyer said that he's pleased with the outcome. her father was not. he doesn't trust her lawyer and confronted

people have been killed by guns since lennon was shot in 1980 and that, by the way, has now been retweetedes. >> all right, medical news and disturbing statistics about the dangers of salty foods. harvard researchers found one out of every ten america dies from eating too much salt and they say the danger from salt is much greater than posed by sugar because salt is everywhere. bread and cheese the top two sources. >>> should we do march madness. >> let's do it. >> just one full day down and already a major upset thanks to harvard. yep, i did say harvard. >> that's right. the ivy leaguers answered every surge last night from the highly regarded lobos of new mexico. harvard, yes, once again harvard the darling of march madness right now. they win 68-62 and they trach on arizona tomorrow. >> all right. harvard is a 14 seed as is davidson, nine-point lead against marquette with just over 6 1/2 minutes left. but the golden eagles surged down the stretch and won it on a basket with a second remaining. marquette wins 59-58, and they face butler next. >>> there were a couple of big wins from team

the people at netflix saw it and retweeted said free year for you.sts about $96. >> he gets a year, but the tatoo will probably last a lot longer than that. >> could have kicked in a couple of years. >> a few maybe. >> jimmy kimmle live is next with kelly rippa and the moglies. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama dates. abc news continues tomorrow morning at 4:30. >> we uh proosh yait your time. have a great weekend. stay with us at abc7news.com and on twitter at abc7 news and on twitter at abc7 news bay area. well, well, well. growing up, we didn't have u-verse. we couldn't record four shows at the same time. in my day, you were lucky if you could record two shows. and if mom was recording her dumb show and dad was recording his dumb show then, by george, that's all we watched. and we liked it! today's kids got it so good. [ male announcer ] get u-verse tv for just $19 a month for 1 year when you bundle tv and internet. rethink possible. being overweight hurts because you know you're not being your true self. right now on live big with ali vincent a stay at

the people at netflix retweeted him and rewarded him instead with a free one-year subscription.hey going to send me a diamond? that would be great. >> that's one way to do it, i suppose. >> so we're going to lose one hour of sleep, but lots of sunshine. >> gain warmer weather. hour by hour tomorrow, 30s and 40s to start. 1:00 getting close to 70 inland. north bay tomorrow will hit the 70s. i think the rest of the bay area's valleys sunday into monday warming up. we're talking mid-70s and even close to 70 around the inner bay tuesday and wednesday. so spring seems to be making an early appearance on the bay area. >> thank you so much. and thank you so much for joining us. have a wonderful weekend. see you guys next week. it's not what you think. it's a phoenix with 4 wheels. it's a hawk with night vision goggles. it's marching to the beat of a different drum. and where beauty meets brains. it's big ideas with smaller footprints. and knowing there's always more in the world to see. it's the all-new lincoln mkz. has oats that can help lower cholesterol? and it tastes good? sure doe

people at netflix saw it and retweeted say , no way, free year for you. the subscription costs about $96, but the tattoo lasts forever. >>> next, president obama's message to both parties following the sequester. and another bay areaath3>gu , >> welcome back, everyone. we starting this half-hour off with a quick first look at the weather. here's meteorologist lisa argen. >> good morning. here's a look from our roof camera where temperatures are mildest here downtown. but things are changing in the atmosphere. to give you a hint, we are going to show you how high pressure is buildling in today. keeping the storm track again tt week. i'll tell you how how long and how warm it will get later. >> lisa, thank you. there are fees we pay on our utility bill. most ever are small but it adds up. statewide it adds up to billions of dollars. nannette miranda found out the state hasn't been paying much attention to all that money. >> you demonstrated it has not been tracking. >> a number. audits found they cannot account for billions of dollars in fees they coglect f

the first tweet has been retweeted 80,000 times. the name on account means bridge builder in latin. a shake up in google's and disroid division. he will continue to head google's chrome division, android is the most-used local operating system in the world. >> new details on some of the new features at the samsung galaxy x 4 might v bloomberg learned the phone swril a five-inch screen, will use a qaul com chip in the u.s. skprergs swril a 13 megapismsel camera. >>> a federal judge ordered tim cook to give a deposition about the e book company. apple fought the deposition and the government sued apple and five publishers accusing them of conspiring to raise prices for e books. other publishers settled. leaving apple as the only defendant. stocks gaining today on a report showing retail sales rose the most in five months. your bloomberg silicon valley index qlor on shares of ebay and cisco. google says it's working on making it's augmented reality glasses available for use with no prescription. the company says the glass design is modulear. you'll be able to add frames and lenses. pre

. >> then he retweeted all the compliments and ignored all the criticism. >> should he have releasedew at 21st century with a cute video and tweets because he said you are not going like this. in order to apologize, kind of, he issued a old-fashioned press release with like a date line. if i was the press secretary, i would have said yes, of course we will release the statement immediately. and then pretended and it all went away by monday. >> greg: he calls us bullies. a gun owners are doomed and taking a bad shot at the bad guy. >> "f" news is so childish. where this can they find this? i will laugh when you read this. the mind of jim carrey. you know, when we first talked about this, it came and to me. he was bright guy. he was funny comedian. he has lost it. he has melted down. i think he is just out there. >> dana: when bill hahers says something he actually arguments on the merits. but jim carrey didn't even though noe. >> andrea: i don't think he knows how to engage. he was a very talented actor but he doesn't want to you see the real jim carrey. he uses what he thinks is come

now fly like a bird" but then retweeted that he hoped to remain with the team according to a report,ch 12 to clear more cap room. he million in 2013. following a pro bowl 2011 season as a pro this year, making only 69.0 percent of his kicks. the 49ers eventually brought in nate kaeding and billy cundiff to tryout to be akers' replacement. neither impressed jim harbaugh enough to get the job. >> gary: o our sponsor... i remember my dad used to shop at that to grocery store. >> what a sweet memory. june gloom and i still have loyalty to my view worse. we like you for you. . it was not about the sponsorship of the wanted to reunite to be with my father's memory [laughter] orchard supply over the story over my shoulder for the rest of the year. but look at me for me. use me, ala. kaeding, however, is an unrestricted free agent and could potentially get another chance with therandy moss indicated on twitter saturday that he could've finished the job!! pro football talk reported that the 49ers made it clear at the nfl scouting combine that their intention was to moss caught 28 passes for 4

retweet this if you're tweeteding for the ravens.y before the super bowl. the ravens won. >> did you keep that hat? >> i do not have that hat. >> jason, you also had a good one. >> we talk about justin bieber on enews all the time. i thought since we love justin bieber, why don't we just make it a holiday and get the day off work. so i asked my bosses, and they laughed at me. >> but people retweeted they liked it. >> so i was good with that. >> dylan, when you joined nbc news, that was a big deal. >> i had been keeping it secret for so long. and like we talked about facebook official, and then it was twitter official. and i was hired for meteorologist for weekend "today." >> i love martha's tweet. this was retweeted about 1,900 times. >> i think i said something about, don't use too much coriander in your meatballs in a national commercial. and people picked it up. and then, of course, meatballs become other kind of balls, and -- >> whoa. >> it went crazy. >> i didn't even know you put coriander in meatballs. >> well, you can. it's a

a british teenager is getting death threats from justin bieber fans after the superstar retweeted her tweet. the 15-year-old wrote "not really a fan of justin bieber, but his acoustic album is actually good" prompting bieber to share it with his 12 followers. that's a joke. soon she was receiving nasty notes including one that read i am a believer of him since 2009 and he didn't notice me and you are not even a blank fan. you get noticed, omg. jim, did you write that? >> i didn't, but i wish i had the moral courage to be as honest as she was. because that is what we are all say whg we criticize. that's what haters do. you find reasons to hate. she came out and said it. i am a believer and he didn't look at me. >> you get that all the time when you respond to somebody and they said why didn't you vee spawned to me? hate your guts. nothing good comes from twitter. >> you kids get out of my yard. >> you do something in a giant cloud of anonymity. >> no, it is horrible. i heard celebrities say it is like giving out your e-mail address to millions of people. patrick carney who commented on

look at jim carrey, a grown man retweeting compliments from teenagers to bolster his well-being.s a narcotic but like all narcotics it only works while you use it and the effect wears off leaving you where you were before only older. and with more followers. social network are great for people who cannot go outside. i will give you that. should it be -- is it replacing, dana, something -- >> eric: you can't replace dana. >> greg: no. you can't replace dana but is it replacing actual achievement to feel you get something out of this? >> dana: this could cut both ways. i feel like i know more people and feel like i'm much more well-rounded because i follow a lot of people. the opposite could be true, though. if you say a bunch of people watched "red eye" last night and said that show was amazing and you were punny, that was great. that feels good. but one tweet could be like are you the dumbest bimbo to walk the earth. >> greg: sorry about that. >> dana: that one can hurt more than all the others. it takes 20 good ones to take, you know, mask one bad one. you walk around with all d

the people at netflix saw it and retweeted saying noel way! free year for you.year's subscription costs costsathathath♪ with so much competition finding the right job is never easy. but with the nation's largest alumni network including those in key hiring positions, university of phoenix can help connect you to a world of opportunity. ath&yt beautiful out there? tomorrow we set our clocks ahead. if you thought it was cool yesterday, you are right. in fact, temperatures were offset by those gusty northwest winds. today the winds are going to back off. it's cold this morning. upper 30s to the upper 40s. this afternoon up he were 50s at the coast. but around the bay some up he were 60s. our north bay valleys could see about 70 and this evening we will be mostly clear and numbers still in the 50s. we're looking even mildner the days ahead. i'll have the seven dale outlook for you a little later. katie. >> lisa, thank you. breaking news in the north bay where a police chase this morning has come to a crashing conclusion. it began with a robbery at a wal-mart store.

you tweeted or retweeted video of -- let's show you this video. now there's kobe bryant and you.five. look at it again. it was kind of a high five. but it looked more like you were defending yourself. what happened there? how did you get involved in that? you're not on the team. >> i am not on the team. and kobe is very focused, as you know. and i think it surprised a lot of people. but there were a few times in the game we would lock eyes. i'm just -- no, not in a -- easy. >> jimmy: not in a romantic way. >> no, it wasn't a bromance in in the third quarter. he's got this i got this, man, look. >> jimmy: i got it. i got it. from here, i'm going to take care of this. >> because he really doesn't do that, i think that slip has been shown more than any other piece of work i've ever done in my life. >> jimmy: and you're probably more excited about that than anything, right? >> it's clearly my best work. you saw that. >> jimmy: it looked so natural and very realistic. you were in england shooting -- boy, pbs is really, like -- it's unbelievable they're doing all these quality shows. >

. >> did he retweet? >> he did not.tholic it matters to me that the church have integrity. and there's such a powerful social justice tradition, and the people who grew up here and now the pope. it's very exciting for the poor. and you know where i think it help too? immigration reform? and perhaps he will urge the republican catholics in congress and others -- >> michael: i think there are a lot who want the church to catch up to americans in those regards. thank you for being with us here in "the war room." you probably never heard of shannon watts, but she is one of the many unheralded champions in reducing gun violence. ♪ >> michael: if the slaughter of 20 children inside sandy hook elementary isn't enough to changes to our gun laws and culture, maybe the killing of a tolder will. this girl died tuesday. a bullet went through her chest at six months old. she was shot as her dad changed her diaper in their mini van. her dad is a gang member and was the intended target. in the 89 days since the tragedy at newtown at l

retweeted it and tried to give it legs. >> andrea: isn't it weird that someone they help looks at an arm and say why are you wearing a white bracelet? it's a white privilege bracelet to remind me i have been privilege and you aren't. >> bob: i don't buy in the white bracelet. we didn't have to do that. >> eric: quick point we got to go, i get it. look at the people at this table. we're all white. as far as i know, no one came from a privileged background. it has nothing to do with race. it has to do with how much hard work you are willing to do and sacrifice put in. >> bob: i couldn't agree with you more. >> greg: my dad was a king. i don't tell people that. >> eric: did he wear the sweaters? >> greg: he invented the v-neck sweater, i will have you know. it's disgusting that you would make fun of that. >> andrea: prince greg. >> greg: we have to go. we didn't get to the other s.o.t. coming up, how pope francis spent his first day on jobbism wonder if they introduced him to the human resources to get an i.d. card. that's wha

she always retweets medical scares. i got to get to that dinner. gus, a suit. 48 stout. the boring dinner. well, let's see: there's the seminar on pet insurance, the harry's law fan fiction convention and then, worst of all, the school board candidates' dinner. thanks. and he realized then and there, it was truly harry's law. you never even saw the show, did you? no, but was i close? yes. donna's dinner! emcee: next, please welcome candidate donna tubbs and her husband... just in time. cleveland brown. (gasping): oh, my god. donna's replaced me? or what if that is me up there and i've stepped through a break in the time-space continuum? it's me, future cleveland. i've come to tell you that that's not what happened. she did replace you. aw. ♪ well, i have been quietly ♪ standing in the shade ♪ all of my days ♪ and i've been trying to find [ male announcer ] a truly unlimited life needs truly unlimited data from sprint. and now, get $100 off samsung galaxy phones at sprint stores and sprint.com. using night-vision goggles to keep an eye on my spicy buffalo wheat thins. who

. >> reporter: in fact, he retweeted a link and says seconds later greene tweeted him back and started a public conversation. >> i think he's being really savvy about how he's using social media to put his foot in the door. >> reporter: stanford bound or not, students have a jump on their future. stephanie trong, nbc bay area news. >>> police officers in oakland are sheriffi inshaving their he good cause. officers will shave their heads to show their support for kids fighting cancer at oakland children's hospital. the annual fund-raiser raises money for life saving cancer research. good sports. >>> still ahead on "today in the bay," tensions continue to rise. this morning, south korea reacts to north korea's declaration of a state of war. >>> good morning to you. looking live at the bay bridge in san francisco. lots of fog there. we expect to see showers all around the bay area through the weekend. thanks for joining us. i'm chris sanchez. it is a weekend when lots of folks are celebrating easter. perhaps indoors this year. >> tomorrow morning i think. this morning, we have some mist a

just like every rose has its thorn, every tweet has its retweet. >> ooh. >> i mean -- >> bret, bret.w. >> all right, rachel, come back to new york next week. and we'll be right back. >> for sure. i'll see you next weekend. ♪music playing >> yee ha! >> here's the problem. a promo of you and a real shot of someone doing real rodeo. that's bianna. >> training wheels. we'll be watching that tomorrow. have a great day. you are back with us tomorrow. >> i am back tomorrow. >> more at abc p nnews @ yahoo.. >> good morning to you all. it is 5:00 a.m. and i'm katie marzullo. here's meteorologist lisa argen with a first quick look at the weather. >> good morning. we are starting out with coastal fog. sunrise is 7:19 and setting 7:18 so almost equal amount of day light and darkness today. going through the day less in the way of high clouds. in fact it will be mostly sunny so bright and breezy around the bay with fog in the morning. 40s to near 50s by the afternoon. it will keep it cool at the coast. upper 50s half moon bay. mid-70s around the bay. once again, clear with the clouds banking up a

. >> and then retreated -- retweeted the compliments and ignored the criticism. >> you are working pr. should he have released this? this is embarrassing. >> the thing is it started out all new 21st century with the cute parody video and tweets. he said you are not going to like this. and then in order to he issued kind of, an old-fashioned press released with like a dateline and everything. if i were the press secretary this young woman, or i don't know if she is young, but i would have said, yes, of course we will release that statementof immediately and then pretended to and walked away and then hoped it went away by monday. >> he calls us bullies. this is a guy who has called gun owners goons and -- >> f-news, that is so childish. where can they find this? they go to the internet and find this? you will laugh when you read this. the mindn of jim carrey. when we first talked about this, you know, it came around to me and said he was a bright guy. he was a funny comedian. he has lost it. he has melted down. i just think he is out there now. >> when bill maher says something we go af

i checked her twitter feed, and here are some things she retweeted. everybody makes bad decisions. nobody is perfect. bad decisions does not make you a bad person. stop acting like you are all perfect. and then she herself tweeted once you move on in life people shouldn't try to use your past against you. let them be happy. >> like offering $250,000. >> she hasn't admitted it, but she admitted it. i am done. >> you are done, andy. go away. >> melissa's life is just beginning. >> it is a new chapter in her pick for rail book. the coffee table book, the glass coffee table. coming up, what makes the healthiest breakfast for energetic women? dana perino on her new cook book "i only eat kittens" and does this commercial promote bestiality? god i hope so said my uncle seth. shut up, uncle sheet. this -- uncle seth. this is my show and not yours. >>> should she be allowed to walk just to give talks? lyndsay lohan wants a reprieve so she can give inspirational speeches to youngsters. the actress' lawyer has asked her on going probation violation case be postponed so she can do charity in t

. >> retweet if you like leviticus and chili cheese fries. they are good. >> "breaking bad"? breaking amaze balls. >> "downton abbey." never liked matthew anyway. hope he's roasting in hell. >> just realized how close my name is to poop. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: when we come back, "this week in unnecessary censorship." plus jim parsons, gavin newsom, and music from ziggy marley are on the way, so stick around. ♪ [ male announcer ] start with an all new award winning car. good. now find the most hard core driver in america. that guy, put him in it. what's this? [ male announcer ] tell him he's about to find out. you're about to find out. [ male announcer ] test it. highlight the european chassis, 6 speed manual, dual exhaust, wide stance, clean lines, have him floor it, spin it, punch it, drift it, put it through its paces, is he happy? oh ya, he's happy! [ male announcer ] and that's how you test your car for fun. easy. and our newest entrees are just bursting with the "jazzed-up" flavor of bourbon street. [ male announcer ] alan, come on, let's get to the food. pe

john boehner retweeted the gop conference, can clutch with his brackets, late with his budgets.d his video for filling out a bracket. >> i think it's a disgrace and a joke that the ncaa didn't put us in the tournament. if you ask me it's a bunch of liberal socialism. you can laugh all you want, but it's the truth. and your party's partially responsible for it. >> i promise that was not a horse from the kentucky derby. we should point out ashley judd who's eyeing mitch mcconnell's seat is a big kept kept fan too. so chester may want to rethink his conspiracy theory. let's turn to mike wise for the washington post. mike, before we move on to the tournament, what's your reaction to the right wing freaking out over obama every year when he does his bracket. >> the time it took for senator boehner to actually put that tweet together, the time he could have been working on the sequestration problem. it's ridiculous. you know what i love about this president? and irrespective of my politic, he actually understands that our self-esteem shouldn't be tied to our work. this president is sa

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he didn't get what he wanted but he did get a lot of attention and the people at netflix retweeted him rewarded him instead with a free one-year subscription. i'd want longer than that. >>> new this morning a live look at the bay bridge, where as we speak a major construction milestone is under way, concrete crews are pouring the final section of the deck on the eastbound side of the new eastern span. the work not far from the toll plaza will take several hours. the new bay bridge is expected to open on labor day weekend. >>> spring is almost here and that means it is time to wind forward, sorry, spring forward, i'm just whining about it, daylight savings time starts overnight at 2:00 in the morning or before you go to bed tonight turn your clock forward an hour. we will get an extra hour of sunshine at the end of the day but first we lose an hour of sleep. that could have serious consequences. health experts say the time change could affect you a couple of days. there's an increasing number of heart attacks, car accidents and workplace injuries. >>> meteorologist anthony slaughter wil

. >> here is a retweet about the butt slapping. it is entertainment and not inappropriate.mad, nobody slapping her ass. >> oh so it is about her being unattractive. >> i'm assuming he meant news reporter. morissey said if more men were gay there would be no wars. i am confused, did you say he was right or wrong? >> i can see that he is right. they may be responsible for a lot of aggression. >> i think he raised the field martial montgomery. >> only after dinner. >> also, i feel like we just wept through a whole thing in this country because gays want to serve in the military. i am not sure that helps morissey's point. >> nothing helps m point. jay he is a little out to lump. >> what about jim neighbors? >> he wore a iewn form. >> isn't he gay? #u. >> he was a warrior. >> he outed himself. >> he just got neighbored -- married. >> greg read the tease. >> i will read the tease. andy dick is gay ning weight. and what does a crowd of midtown make me frown? that's because bill is in it. >>> should we have more appreciation for the world's greatest station? throughout 2013 new yor

he retweeted her and she started to get death threats.hanie: yeah it's high tech bullying. >> and it's anonymous. >> that's the problem. and then i'll get caught up i'll tell you what monkey brain 16,048, i have got news for you -- >> yeah it's crazy out there. >> you are seeing how many crazy people there are. and usually it starts with all caps. >> yeah, check the yahoo! comment section -- >> and their picture is usually an egg. >> oh yeah. >> jim was trying to point out if you read yahoo! stories the comment section, all written by yahoos. >> do they eventually go into christ? nike driver aren't really good. jesus would never have used the nike driver. what? >> stephanie: yeah, all of the comments are usually kenyan! >> nazi communist liberal. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: this whitney houston story, it's really sad. fbi files claims someone bribed whitney houston for hundreds of thousands of dollars to keep quiet about her private life. an extorsion case that was closed without anyone being prosecuted. the author who

just like every rose has its thorn, every tweet has its retweet. >> ooh. >> i mean -- >> i've attached love having dan harris here. >> i know. >> all right, rachel, come back to new york next week. and we'll be right back. >> for sure. i'll see you next weekend. weekend. ♪music playing >>> tomoow, be >>> tomorrow, bianna takes the reins at the world's biggest rodeo. >> yee-ha. >> taking the bull by the horns and raising cain. well, maybe a little. saddle up for bianna tomorrow on "gma." >> brought to you by thomas' english muffin, the original nooks and crannies english muffin. >> here's the problem. there's a proposal foe of you and think a real shot of someone doing a real rodeo. like that's bianna. >> training wheels. >> yeah, exactly. >> we'll be watching that tomorrow. have a great day. you are back with us tomorrow. >> i am back tomorrow. see you tomorrow. >> more at abcnews@yahoo.com. nnews @ yahoo.com. >>> good morning, i'm katie marzullo. san francisco residents could see garbage bills go up more than 20% this summer. the company that collects the garbage is asking for $6 a mo

. >> retweet if you like leviticus and chili cheese fries. they are good. >> "breaking bad"? more like breaking amaze balls. >> "downton abbey." never liked matthew anyway. hope he's roasting in held. >> just realized how close my name is to poop. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: on sunday, we had the academy awards across the street from us. part of the reason the movie companies like to get nominated for these and win is because the week after the oscars, people go to the theaters tothem. it's like a big commercial telling everyone how great these movies are. they also try new marketing strategies, like ""zero dark thirty," for instance. some people chose not to see it after reading about the torture in the movie. for those people, after the oscars, they market it in a completely different way. >> mya was a workaholic career girl who couldn't find the mine of her dreams. >> you will never find him. >> but she never gave up hope. ♪ i need love love >> that he was out there. and even if he played hard to get. >> called from six different pay phones from two different citie