if you're in new york city saturday, catch caroline rhea at the new york comedy festival performing in "afterbirth," the new york comedy festival. stories you won't read in a parenting magazine. it must be funny if it got afterbirth in it. >> andrea martin. dana gould. >>> i'm sorry, but it's time for your appointment. >> and what appointment would this be? >> your haircut appointment with mr. stephanie. >> come on, uncle jesse. let's play beauty parlor. >> uncle jesse doesn't want to play beauty parlor. >> yes, he does. >> no, he doesn't. >> yes, he does. >> no, he doesn't. >> yes, he does. >> it's an old story by now. a big star as a child and a bigger mess as a young adult. my next guest knows that tale all too well. she is went from that little girl you saw starring in tv's full house to being addicted to crystal meth. she chronicles her rise, fall and redemption in her new book, "unsweetined." let's talk about your life a little bit. you had your first drink -- you started drinking at a young age. >> yes, i did. i had my first drink around 13 or 14. >> where were you? >> i was act

joining me have caroline rhea, joe levy. caroline, let me start do you.he apologized for being so mean to jon ron the show. sit too late for them to get back together? >> hasn't this woman suffered enough with that hair cut? >> and the rest of america. >> when prince charming left snow white, she missed him, too. she needs a personal assistant. first of all, people don't know this, i don't know if you have children yet. your libido is in your placenta and it's removed at birth. very smart mammals eat theirs. >> where are you getting your information? >> i have a baby. and after eight children? >> maybe her brain was in her placenta. not her libido. >> i feel bad for her. >> she said she's still in love with jon. >> you to still love jon? >> a part of me always will. it's hard to be married to somebody, i think, for ten years and try to say, no, i don't love them anymore. it doesn't really work really well. um -- i love the memories that we have together. of the good times. >> oh, the good times. i'm sure she means good times like these. >> the white sanda

joining me have caroline rhea, joe levy. caroline, let me start do you. she apologized for being so mean to jon ron the show. sit too late for them to get back together? >> hasn't this woman suffered enough with that hair cut? >> and the rest of america. >> when prince charming left snow white, she missed him, too. she needs a personal assistant. first of all, people don't know this, i don't know if you have children yet. your libido is in your placenta and it's removed at birth. >> where are you getting your informati information? >> maybe her brain was in her placenta. >> i feel bad for her. >> she said she's still in love with jon. >> you to still love jon? >> a part of me always will. it's hard to be married to somebody, i think, for ten years and try to say, no, i don't love them anymore. it doesn't really work really well. um -- i love the memories that we have together. of the good times. >> oh, the good times. i'm sure she means good times like these. >> the white sandals. >> i'm saying flip-flops. let them wear what they want to wear so i don't h