richard feynman played the bongos. i thought i'd give that a try., it's 3:00 in the morning. i don't care if richard feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt. penny meant "if he were a purple leprechaun." penny forgot to use the subjunctive. sheldon, go to bed. you have work in the morning. maybe, maybe not. maybe tomorrow i start a bongo band and tour the world. no, no, hang on, uh, uh, roommate agreement. no hootenannies, sing-a-longs or barbershop quartets after 10:00 p.m. roommate agreement? are you kidding? we are living in a world of chaos. roommate agreement. where are you going? wherever the music takes me, kitten. i play bongos walking down the stairs. (tumbling down stairs) oh! oh! (bongos playing) never play bongos walking down the stairs. (knocking) surprise. what are you doing here? i'm here to help you get through this. you can't do it on your own, you need someone to take care of you. oh, i love you so much. oh, i love you. mrs. wolowitz: howard, your bath is getting cold! don't worry, once she falls asleep, i'll spoon you