richard w. kornbelt, am a phd doctorate in... [shouts] ouchesness. cerealogy. - since breakfast, when i matriculated this. - oh. hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! the university of tasty-toasty-wheat? - yeah, it's a diploma, bob. it came in my cereal box. i get them all the time. - ah. - you want one? - i don't know. you want to be a marine biologist? - mm. - a pet psychologist? - mm. - b.a. in mass communications? - ooh, tempting, but how would i use it? you know what? i'm just--i'm fine. - suit yourself, bob, for when i found this, realized that i was destined for macademia. [bells clanging] - that sounds a little nutty. [gasps] holy smokestacks! rich, do you know what that is? - bob, i'm reminded of the time when i was in the clubhouse and my ears distinctly heard the dopplerization effect of a diesel-electric turbinization locomobization that was encroaching on my cinitude. - mm, i don't know about all that, rich, but i'm pretty sure there's a train coming! - einstein! harvard! yale! [train whistle blowing] - who

yes, richard w. kornbelt is a climber of mountains, hills, knolls, berms, smaller berms, mounds, outcroppings... - the stairway to your apartment? - the stairway to my apartment, but most of all, mountains. and i'm gonna climb every last one of them: everest, denali, kilimanjaro, kajagoogoo, and the soaring peaks of north dakota. - wait. north dakota has mountains? yeah, it might be flat, but when you get to the easterndge of it, it gets really, really flat. - huh. [bells clanging] - oh, yes. - huh? holy smokestacks! i think there's a train coming! whoa! - whoa! [both yelling] [bells clanging] [train whistle blowing] - wow! that sure was a loud one. - you can say that again. - wow! that was a loud one. hey, i wonder what kind of train that was. - bob, did you see that tra-- - oh, hey,mily. - oh, uh, hi. - come on in. it's easy. just, you know, over that guy. under this guy. - ooh. - you all right? and then see? you're here. hi. - hi, did you see that train? - yeah. - it's a mid-continent railway number 1256.