>> rickey: we're on a roll. >> jay: that's the friday whatever the hell, i don't know.e baseball commissioner bud selig announced he is retiring after the 2014 season. 22-year term has been marked by a growth in attendance, growth in revenue and growth in the player's heads. have you noticed that? [ laughter ] well, the last place houston astros played a home game on television last week that registered a 0.0 nielson rating. nobody watched the game.

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>> rickey: i don't know. >> jay: you don't know?: can we use this -- can we use this google thing to see if we can -- is he in the studio? can we go through the studio -- can find paul -- go in the band room. whoa, look, okay. he look like he's really enjoying -- you know he's probably watching me on the monitor. oh! [ laughter ] and letterman is in repeats this week, too. you know a lot of popular photo apps out there. an instagram, afterlife, camera plus -- there's a ton of them. there's a new photo app coming up. i think this will be bigger than all of them. you've probably seen this commercial -- it's running all over cable. take a look. >> what's up? if you want a cool new phone app, then you want snap it. >> snap it! snap it turns your phone into a a camera. >> cool. >> wait. don't most phones do that? >> but snap it lets you take that photo and add a cool vintage look. >> i'm pretty sure a hundred other phone apps do that. >> but do they let you e-mail it to a friend? >> yep. they all do that. >> oh. well, when the friend ope

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. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show" band. tonight, jay welcomes -- from the new movie "rush" olivia wilde! from, "parks and recreation," adam scott! the music of cher lloyd! and trevor moore tries new products! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hey! thank you very much! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have everybody here. hey, here's something kind of interesting. a new study shows that that more and more parents are naming their children after local disasters. this is real. for example in florida after hurricane andrew, there are tons of kids named andrew. in new orleans a lot of girls named katrina. this is true. [ laughter ] and after what happened to the new york giants this weekend, a a lot more elis. a lot more elis. [ laughter ] whoo! oh my gosh. [ applause ] i'm sure you know that the carolina panthers beat new york giants 38-0. [ audience ohs ] i don't want to say the giants suck -- well, the giants suck! [ laughter and applause ] i don't

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. >> >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show" band. tonight, jay welcomes -- from the new movie, "enough said," julia louis-dreyfus. ron paul. the music of little big town. d "what's trending tomorrow." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! welcome to "the tonight show." well, this is -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you. thank you very much. here is a -- here's a very exciting story. what's being called the biggest comeback in the history of

. >> rickey: it was an-- >> it was an amazing sight.s into range on purpose. hovering above the building tops, lowering a rescue basket to tactical police below pulling people to safety. >> what was the urgency going on that you -- would do something so risky or dangerous? >> we had people on the rooftop that needed to be evacuated. that's the main priority at that point to get the people off the rooftop. >> they didn't know much about the killer then just that he was on the attack and he might have one or two accomplices. so mike abate leaned out of copter, an m-16, the officers lowering the basket. how many times have you had to actually had a rifle in your hand while doing a rescue? >> rifle for a rescue this would be a first. >> what was the information you had going in about what was going on below? >> i just knew there was an active shooter. >> one or did you think there might be more? >> initially, it was heard, potentially there might be two. >> now we know what they were dealing with. just 30 feet below the rotors what turned o

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"and. tonight, jay welcomes -- from the new movie, "enough said," julia louis-dreyfus. ron paul. the music of little big town. and "whas trending tomorrow." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! welcome to "the tonight show." well, this is -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you. thank you very much. here is a -- here's a very exciting story. what's being called the biggest comeback in the history of sports, america's yacht racing team, team oracle usa, owned by billionaire larry ellison. you know this story? [ scattered applause ] rallied from a nearly insurmountable seven race deficit, winning eight races in a row to defeat the team from new zealand and win the america's cup. that's pretty good, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] unfortunately -- unfortunately, the yacht victory was marred when billionaires in beverly hills and the hamptons were flipping over rolls royces and throwing bottles of grey poupon and trashing po

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show" band. tonight, jay welcomes -- justin timberlake! actress, paula patton! stand-up comedian, jason collings! and "headlines"! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you! welcome to "the tonight show." oh, and happy bisexuality day. did you know that? [ cheers ] today is bisexuality day. in fact, to celebrate, i understand miley cyrus twerked both donny and marie. how about that? [ laughter and applause ] oh, let's see what's going -- vladamir putin lashed out again at the united states. [ audience ohs ] this time for giving an emmy award, to the liberace story, "behind the candelabra." it's got to stop! [ laughter ] congratulations, "breaking bad" won emmy for best drama last night. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] when "breaking bad" won, they thanked their agents, their families and of course the makers of sudafed. [ applause ] so, they were very excited about that. nice to see. and in barstow, they celebrated when "breaking bad" won.

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"n, from "the talk," comedian aisha tyler, the music of onerepublic, and "hidden messages in famous los." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! thank you, thank you. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you. very kind. thank you. oh, boy. hey, here's some big news. plans are being discussed for a

. >> good show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show" band. tonight, jay welcomes -- dana carvey, from "the voice," cee lo green, the music of goodie mob, and "fun with fake surveys." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hi, everybody! welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all. any -- [ cheers and applause ] any nfl fans here tonight? yeah, yeah. well, listen to this. quarterback eli manning of the new york giants got some great news today. the nfl announced that during their games the giants will be allowed to use gps to find the end zone. [ laughter ] so that is -- i think that's going to be a tremendous help. [ cheers and applause ] tremendous help. well, the giants are 0-3. but eli's brother peyton manning and the denver broncos are 3-0. yeah, that's right. [ cheers and applause ] well, peyton manning off to a a record year. i mean, god, 12 touchdown passes in the first three games, right. zero interceptions. you know, and i thought this was nice. i thought this was nice. today, peyton text

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"welcomes -- from the new movie, "insidious: chapter two," actress rose byrne, advertising expert donny deutsch, the music of jennifer nettles, and we play "woulda, coulda, shoulda." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: welcome! hi, everybody! welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] well -- thank you very much. a little cooler today.

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"ight, jay welcomes -- dana carvey, from "the voice," cee lo green, the music of goodie mob, and "fun with fake surveys." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hi, everybody! welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all. any -- [ cheers and applause ] any nfl fans here tonight? yeah, yeah.

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show" band. tonight, jay welcomes -- dana carvey, from "the voice," cee lo green, the music of goodie mob, and "fun with fake surveys." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hi, everybody! welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all. any -- [ cheers and applause ] any nfl fans here tonight? yeah, yeah. well, listen to this. quarterback eli manning of the new york giants got some great news today. the nfl announced that during

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show" band. tonight, jay welcomes tim allen. from the world champion miami heat, dwyane wade. the music of fitz & the tantrums. and jay checks out new apps. and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! thank you very much! hi, everybody! welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have everybody here. oh, boy. you know, it's been a pretty rough week in the news. so, let's start out with some happy news, huh? looks like the federal government could be shutting down. yeah! [ cheers and applause ]

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"and. tonight, jay welcomes -- from the movie "we are the millers," jason sudeikis -- from "fry it & try it," jim tracy the music of kt tunstall, and jaywalking. and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. thank you. welcome to the big friday night extravaganza. yes. oh, boy. hey, did you hear about this? big announcement from the nfl this week. they say they're going to crack

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show". tonight, jay welcomes -- from the new movie, "enough said," julia louis-dreyfus. ron paul. the music of little big town. "what's trending tomorrow." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! welcome to "the tonight show." well, this is -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you. thank you very much. here is a --

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"nd. tonight, jay welcomes -- from the new movie "rush" olivia wilde! from, "parks and recreation," adam scott! the music of cher lloyd! and trevor moore tries new products! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hey! thank you very much! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have everybody here. hey, here's something kind of interesting. a new study shows that that more and more parents are naming their children after local disasters. this is real. for example in florida after hurricane andrew, there are tons of kids named andrew. in new orleans a lot of girls named katrina. this is true. [ laughter

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show", jay welcomes -- martin short! meghan mccain! the music of, the backstreet boys! and "headlines"! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hey!

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"d. tonight, jay welcomes -- from the new movie, "rush" chris hemsworth! actress and comedian, kristen schaal! the music of sheryl crow! and "headlines"! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: oh! thank you very much! welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all here. well, very exciting, ladies and gentlemen. you might have heard about this for the first time, an indian-american has won miss america. how about that? very exciting. [ cheers and applause ]

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"- christina applegate, actor/comedian rob corddry, and the music of white lies. and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show!" well, thank you for coming out on yet another hot -- this heatwave will not let up. 103 in the valley today. [ cheers ] i was sweating like a member of al qaeda trying to get the day

ours won't >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show" band. tonight, jay welcomes -- justin timberlake! actress, paula patton! stand-up comedian, jason collings! and "headlines"! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you! welcome to "the tonight show." oh, and happy bisexuality day. did you know that? [ cheers ] today is bisexuality day. in fact, to celebrate, i understand miley cyrus twerked both donny and marie. how about that? [ laughter and applause ] oh, let's see what's going -- vladamir putin lashed out again at the united states. [ audience ohs

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"berlake! actress, paula patton! stand-up comedian, jason collings! and "headlines"! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you! welcome to "the tonight show." oh, and happy bisexuality day. did you know that? [ cheers ] today is bisexuality day. in fact, to celebrate, i understand miley cyrus twerked both donny and marie. how about that?

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"n cowell. comedian adam carolla. the music of american authors. and "stuff we found on ebay." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! welcome to "the tonight show"! thank you very much! this heat will not let up. 105 in burbank today. 105. i thought -- at burbank airport. for an extra $10, a tsa agent

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"from the new movie "rush" olivia wilde! from, "parks and recreation," adam scott! the music of cher lloyd! and trevor moore tries new products! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hey! thank you very much! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have everybody here. hey, here's something kind of interesting. a new study shows that that more and more parents are naming their children after local disasters. this is real. for example in florida aer

. ♪ >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight showonight, jay welcomes -- neil patrick harris! from, "the x-factor" demi lovato! and the music of five for fighting! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. thank you. thank you. ladies and gentlemen. thank you. thank you. ladies and gentlemen. very kind. folks, i hate to be the bearer of bad news but miley cyrus and

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"d. tonight, jay welcomes -- christina aguilera. joy behar. the music of valerie june. and amazing inventions from quirky.com. and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! thank you. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you very much. nice to have you all here. hey, you hear about this story? according to the "orlando sentinel," there was a rally to get tim tebow as quarterback

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"music of vintage trouble. and new back to school oducts. and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. thank you. thank you. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] that is very kind. you all -- [ applause ] you all look excited, nfl football came back today.

we'll talk over each other until we go >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickeyinor and "the tonight show" band. tonight, jay welcomes -- sandra bullock! from comedy central, keegan michael key and jordan peele! the music of gregory porter! and jaywalking! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hi, folks! thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. have a good weekend because the federal government is on the verge of shutting down. [ audience ohs ] it is bad, it is bad. you see the sign in front of the white house today? "coming soon, white castle."

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show". fresh from the u.s. open 17-year-old tennis player victoria duval. the music of zz ward. and "headlines." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you. thank you very much. thank you for -- thank you for coming out on such a hot day. what was

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"r management," charlie sheen, sports broadcaster jim rome, the music of trombone shorty, and "jaywalking." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you very much. thank you, thank you, thank you. well, let's see what's going on. the white house has a new slogan, "hope and let the

. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show"welcomes from "new girl," zooey deschanel. from "the expendables," terry crews. the music of orquesta buena vista social club. and "phototh." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you! welcome to "the tonight show," folks! [ cheers and applause ] and happy friday the 13th! [ cheers and applause ] listen to this. today, of course, fr t

. ♪ >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight showght, jay welcomes -- sandra bullock! from comedy central, keegan michael key and jordan peele! the music of gregory porter! and jaywalking! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hi, folks! thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. have a good weekend because the federal government is on the verge of shuttg

. ♪ >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight showelcomes -- jimmy fallon. mentalist lior suchard. and the music of billy currington. and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> rickey bobby is back! >> how fast are you going?of one thing. you love the movie and october 20, how are you bringing the movie to life? >> wonder is back. the wonder bread brand will be back on the shelves. we're doing an official relaunch with the nascar program. nascar with all the sponsorship things going on, this shows the company wants to be involved in our sport. >> brian: this car, this is your car, we're going to make it the ferrell would have loved, and it will be sprayed like this october 20, correct? >> yep. we're going colorful with all the big balloons, hot air balloon will be in the in field. and so it's just a big wonder bread weekend. using the rickey bobby, channeling the inner thoughts, we'll get dialed in. >> brian: let's walk here. we got theç>k big balloon. tell us the history of the big balloon and racing in indianapolis. >> the way that the owner of wonder bread started the company was he was at the fair, saw these balloons and he goes, that's a wonder. that's a wonder. >> brian: they named the bread after th

. >> reporter: shirley's little brother, rickey thomas, her closest sibling, who had even grown to like mike, speaks to her on the phone. >> and i said, "hey, what's going on with you, girl?" she said, "i'm just not well. just pray for me." she was so out of it, she just didn't even want to talk to me. >> reporter: shirley's mom, myrtle, and brother junior thomas, drive five hours south, to the house on camelot, to see what was what. >> i said, come to the door, let us in. she said, i can't get up. i said, what do you mean? she said, i feel so bad, i can't get up. >> reporter: the family says they'd never seen shirley like this. >> she had a terrible headache. she was really sick. >> reporter: the family says mike tells them shirley might have fallen down these stairs a few days earlier, while he was away. knocking down a potted plant. he later tells investigators too. >> i sat here with her mother and asked her, baby, do you remember falling down those steps, because they plant was knocked over. and she almost got irritate-ly mad at me, and she said, i did not fall. >> reporter: myrtle

the recent branch rickey signed jackie robinson was to make money off of them.when it comes to bringing new products to market, this is another distinction. but i would like for everybody at a certain point you have an iphone 12. were not going to get to the keeper manning to create the iphone 12 in all the people who compete with those people painted beautiful thing about capitalism as opposed to socialism is its inherently alter mystic. if i give you something that you want, i will start. socialism is that the idea that if you don't give me some and i want, i will serve you. its inherently selfish. the idea that socialism is somehow of great moral good is just a lie. capitalism is the demand of view, of the individual. everybody is responsible for making that guys like better. it forces you at the point of starvation to create for you and your family and make something that are not just for you and your family, that the other person. volunteerism and often known as the root of freedom. sure tierney is a socialistic state we seem to the closer and closer to eac