oh, my gosh, you're actually marrying rickles. wait a minute. does cole know about this? you went with him for two years. i know, and he won't leave me alone. and your parents can't be too thrilled about this either. no, as far as they're concerned, the only good rick is a dead rick. [both laugh] but i made my decision, and we're gonna do it. i don't believe it. mrs. rick gassko. you're getting married. seems like only yesterday i showed you how to give a [...] job. [music stops] (rick) ♪ i'll give you a different kind of power ♪ ♪ no, i'm not like the rest of the boys ♪ ♪ i'm from decatur, illinois ♪ ♪ and i am suave ♪ debonair ♪ i got this boss curly dark black hair ♪ ♪ and i like hangin' round with you, baby ♪ ♪ because you never say maybe ♪ [trails off] ah, [...]. ah, ooh. well, hey, the meal is entering-- looks like it's just about ready, so it's, uh, time for spice. yes, it's spice time. and the lucky spice is [gasps] paprika. [imitates cheering crowd] thank you, thank you, thank you. you've made me the happiest spice in the world. and it's a veritable "you win" for

i'm really -- >> jimmy: no wonder you didn't know don rickles was in the movie.ese are real animals. i get nervous around animals because i know they have the trainers there and very, very calm. but i never believe anybody knows what they're doing because in the rest of my life, no one ever seems to know what they're doing. so, i don't entirely trust i'm going g be safe. >> anyone. >> jimmy: yeah. yes. >> yeah, no, they were so remarkable. these people were just pulling feats because all of the different animals would not be in close proximity to each other. so, to shoot each individual one separately and combine it together and make it look like they were all talking and joking and having a great time, the dedication, the hours and hours of footage where they would just have it on the lion, hoping that he would just, like -- something. just something they could try to make into something. just hours and hours and hours. unbelievable. >> jimmy: lions don't cooperate. if you put a lion -- ? yeah, they only go by food. you could never be on set, you could never, li

but i'll tell you, don rickles has a great ass. somebody's doing squats. you were embarrassed. hey, don't aw the -- ay caramba -- robot. you were embarrassing. you were rude -- geoff: i've got a great ass. craig: you were embarrassing -- you were rude to don. i look up to him. he's like a -- he's like a -- he's like a guy that i look up to. geoff: yeah, keep going. craig: i look up to him. he's a comedy icon. he was running the rat pack, for god's sakes. geoff: that's how i choose to communicate with a comedic genius. [laughter] craig: how? geoff: if you don't appreciate it, sir, i bid you a do. craig: if you're bidding me a do, why don't you start wake walking away? geoff: i'm trying. craig: so long! so long! oh, please. maybe somebody can get the door for you! geoff: what's wrong with you? [laughter] craig: say good night, geoff. geoff: good night, geoff. craig: good night! ♪ [ woman ] sam begged and pleaded... so i sent him to camp. we'd earned lots of points with our new citi thankyou card... and i put them to good use. he told me about his bunkmates, and how he signs up fo

. >> bill: number one, if you are going talk about personal stuff i don't think you want don rickles right next to you. >> when asked about the mom. initially you see the leg rub. >> bill: what does that mean? >> we need security we start stroking ourselves. we have nerve endings and it is like a mini hug. she rubs the legs the minute leno says what did you say to mom and then you see the leg rub. after that you notice the difference she says what happened when you told your mother. i didn't tell her until the book came out and you see a change where she puts her eyes. shes looking at the crowd and immediately following that when she starts talking about it she looks down. >> confident in the beginning and loses steam. >> not even confident. i think more okay telling the crowd about it but then when we bring mom into it she looks down. which tells me there is guilt and remorse. >> bill: off her and intoer who mother. >> shame comes into the fold. >> bill: tonya reiman. that is why we have her here. the d man wild this summer and we will show [ male announcer ] every day, thousands of

i'm glad to hear you're -- i'm glad to hear you're -- hey, have you -- you have seen the great don rickles know is a friend of yours, a friend of mine, as well. >> he's on tweeter, as he calls it. >> jimmy: he is tweeting now. >> i called him. i asked him, is that you tweeting? he said, yes, you idiot. i said, why aren't you following me? he said, i don't follow anyone. follow your friend jimmy, follow me, saget. >> jimmy: he's not a follower. he's a leader. we follow him. >> so, follow don. i told him i would talk about it. he tweets his own stuff. >> jimmy: why is he doing this? >> i don't know. but he's funny. >> jimmy: and bob has a lot of twitter followerer like a billion. >> more than you and i. combined. i took him out for his birthday >> jimmy: there's a show, it's like a nightmare. >> no, it's really fun. it's like this crazy club and there's, like, people dressed up in outfits and there's a lot of little people. it's a predominantly little people. >> jimmy: they're all there. >> oompa loompas. >> jimmy: there's going to be a shortage of elves at christmas time buecause they're al

. >> when i met don rickles there too. you want to not put your foot in your mouth.. my moments with steven has always been like a planned don't make an ass of yourself moment. now i was going to meet with him about pitching "cowboys and aliens." i remember going into -- first of all you go into amblin, the heart of the lot. the heart of the universal lot. then amblin which is like this other little jurassic park world in it. then you work your way to his office. past the memorabilia. the dine sores. all the models. i remember when i was going in to his conference room, alex kurtzman, one of the writer, said, the answer's yes. he said what you're going to ask me, the answer's yes. i go in. waiting for steven to come in. i look up and on the wall, lucite, in a box, is a sled that said rose bed on it. i went is that the -- he said yes. it was like the most famous prop in history from "citizen kain" is up there on the wall. in come steven. you couldn't look anywhere and not be intimidated. i was like, i better just make it about the movie and not think about how intimid