but don rickles and i were guests on dave's show. and rickles was very hot that night. we had a wonderful show. and after the show dave took everybody out to dinner. so we're out at dinner and dave says what's next in your life? and i said, well -- i couldn't even think of what was next. and joy said, well, you heard from cnn today. piers morgan is taking a week off, they'd like you to do a night. and dave said, that's great. i'd like to be your guest. and i said, wait a minute. you want to be my guest? i've known you a long time. are you sure you want to be a guest? "i want to be a guest." i didn't bring it up the rest of the night. just before we broke for -- to go home, i said, dave, now, are you sure? and he said, "i'm going to be there." sure enough, he is here. and you'll see him. you know, on his own show, every night 11:35, he's streaking across the stage, looking like a million bucks, he'll come out and give you the best hour of television you'll see that day or that night. ladies and gentlemen, my guest, david letterman. >> oh, boy. >> you heard the applause.