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like it was the right time for me to leave the character. >> what are do you think of the whole ricky gervaisobes? could you do what ricky does in. >> not in a million years. i think i would get too skiddish. >> could you play the character? >> perhaps, but to go in front of people -- >> offend them to their faces. >> doesn't mean i'm a better person, but i don't have that kind of guts. he always makes fun of me. he is also in a personal way very, very sweet to me. >> you have seven movies? >> and i'm writing a symphony. and i have a cooking show. >> it's about ten years. did you ever imagine you would be in hollywood. you are in a power suit in the middle of a seven-movie extravaganza, earning you a billion. >> a billion. >> a billion movie star. >> within the year i will be a billionaire. i am always pinching myself. i will grow another arm so i can constantly pinch myself. >> most comedians are tormented by the terrible things that happened to them. that's the motivation for why they go. they get affirmation from the crowd. the most wounded thing about you is you are not wounded. >> judd s

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when his partner ricky gervais was here we had a refined conversation with raccoon and panda sex so don't know what we'll talk about tonight. but you may want to leave the room when we do. i'm going to say romney won arizona handelly but the big result was michigan where all four candidates were defeated by a late surprise entrance the schitcy when from i understand he made impressive promises. >> when you order the schitky you get the little one. >> jon: it's a populous message that resonates in the difficult yet schmootzy times. romney kept putting his foot in the mouth he hired sew own mouth doesn't get feet in it and santorum released a robo call telling democratic voters to vote for him since michigan's republican party is open to all voters and mitt romney didn't care for the tactic. >> outrageous and disgusting. it's a new low in this campaign. i think rick santorum has a lot of explaining to do. >> jon: you've got a lot of splaining to do, the close et he will get to the it will tino vote. what are the odds of the tape existing of mitt romney endorsing that very same practice, per

chicago-school libertarian rhetoric that completely warped the political debate and now you get a ricky gervais has an a-- a rick santorum who has an apocalyptic vision of where the nation is going and then he says leave to it the marketplace it will work. you wonder if they've forgotten recent history. >> "oh, well, it will work out in the marketplace, that's wrong." obviously, people can evolve politically. there is a certain opportunism in the republicans, there is kind of a feedback loop going on where where they say more and more outlandishly conservative things never reflected in american politics except on the fringes and the fringes get louder because they want to hear it because it evokes an america they wished had existed 30 years ago and never did. >> he evokes the language of norman rockwell, the sweater vest, being in steubenville, addressing everyone there, feels good till you listen to the words. you see romney, gingrich, santorum, when they had to govern and look at real data and solve real problems, they said things completely different than what they say when they're speaking