. >> when we met joseph regan at one of the massive kitchens at new york city's rikers island jail, heerving 90 days for misdemeanor assault, criminal mischief and petty larceny. >> they're not always as clean as they should be. you got cockroaches in here, stuff like that. but, you know, i haven't seen anybody die lately, so i guess they get away with it. >> while regan may never get a job as a rikers island spokesman, he offered a plug for life here. >> if you like being told what to do, if you like being told what to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, [ bleep ], scratch your ass, if you like taking a chance of getting your ass kicked or getting killed, whatever, by inmate cell police, if you like this type of thing, then this is the place for you. >> like many other inmates here, regan has had multiple arrests. >> most people that come to jail stay in jail. regardless whether they go home, they come back, come back. spend the rest of their life in jail. >> while inmates can sometimes be in denial about the circumstances that have brought them to jail, regan was crystal clear. >> me lik