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tonight -- kelly ripa. space entrepreneur, elon musk. and music from the mowgli's. with cleto and the cletones. and now, once more, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, welcome. that's very nice. thank you, welcome. welcome to the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming to work with me. you did the right thing. we have some fun stuff playing for you tonight. first of all, kelly ripa is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of fun. she jogged here from new york. [ laughter ] it took her an hour and 20 minutes. she is very, very speedy. we'll be joined by a brilliant guy, elon musk. he co-founded pay pal, the space transport company, space x which is working to send us to other planets and he is only 11 years old. elon musk is here. plus we've got music from the mowgli's tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and i have to say, i might be looking forward to meeting most, this kid. his name is titus. he is the star of a very popular youtube video. you can see he makes a lot of shots on his little plastic basketball

kelly ripa, co-host of live with "kelly and michael" will be the moderator. it starts at 8:10 this morning. to join in, logon to let's move.gov or white house google plus page. >>> decision makers on capitol hill remain stuck in a stalemate this morning over budget cuts now known as the sequester. $85 billion in cuts went into effect on friday hitting education, military and other federal programs. republicans say they refuse to budge. the white house is banking on pressure from taxpayers to move things forward. it's something that has voters we spoke to frustrated. >> nobody wants to play. >> i know in my house when my budget gets tight, i stop spending. >> there's good news to tell you. a government shutdown could be temporarily averted. it's relative for good news at this point. congress expected to vote this week on a measure to keep the government open through the 2013 fiscal year which ends september 30th. >>> the gridlock in washington poses an interesting dilemma affecting the wealthiest americans. for that and a look at your day on wall street, we sa

between tgs and this, you're like a swarthy, big-hipped kelly ripa. - i know.f this works, my life will be totally different. [theme from a summer place] ♪ [slurps] - i have to go back into space, liz. i hope you enjoyed the kissing, followed by my genuine interest in that tv dance competition. - bye, astronaut mike dexter. [sighs] - liz! snap out of it! jenna's locked herself in her dressing room! - what? no, go away. this is my fantasy, pete! - i knew it. you're blonde in your fantasies. it looks terrible. - oh! [groaning] jenna, what's wrong? - my niece drew a picture of me, and i look so fat! - well, i really like your hair today. - thank you! but you don't know what it looks like, because of the door! - wow, she finally figured that out. - okay, jenna, you win. if you're really not feeling up to doing the show this week, i know that jenny mccarthy is in town. - my nemesis? never! oh, my god. i bet she put charlotte up to this. - lemon, that is why dealbreakers is going to work, because your star is a crazy person, and my star is you. - and i am not crazy,

. >> and kelly ripa and a mobilely. mobilely. >> f this is "jeopardy!"'s meet today's contestants -- an associate professor of management communic from gainesville, florida... a digital analyst from kearny, new jersey... and our returning champion, a business analyst from minneapolis, minnesota... and now here is the host of "jeopardy!" -- alex trebek. thank you, johnny. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. last week on our program, we had a three-day champion, a lovely young lady who left us having won $77,000. this week, we haw, who has won $63,000 after just 3 days. but he's here to play again today. so, mike and yellowlees, welcome aboard. good luck. here we go. the "jeopardy!" round. and here are the categories. you have to tell us the state. we'll give you the city and the dates. alex: drew. i'm gonna go with our state fair for $200, please. mike. what is new york? that's the state. our state fair for $400. drew. what is arizona? no. mike. what is colorado? you got it. our state fair for $600, please. yellowlees. what is georgia? yes. the explorer for

earlier, i talked with its president, also lee hirsh, kelly ripa, who has become a passionate anti-bullyingth you. what you were able to capture with alex in your film and where we see alex now, the transformation has been extraordinary, i think. >> yeah, i think it's definitely the thing that gives me the most almost like pride after all of this, is to see how confident he's become, and how -- you know, it probably won't be like this for every kid, but to take a boy who was being bullied so badly and see him get the kind of love and support that he had, and to turn that into now being outspoken, and the messages we see him get from literally thousands of kids that thank him and that he gives them inspiration, it's amazing. >> it's also interesting, what he said about, you know, bystanders kind of taking a role. i think that's such an important thing because it's sort of part of the equation that often we don't think much about. >> 85% of the occurrences of bullying has a bystander watching it happen, and if we can empower them to have a form of speaking up and getting involved, we know tha

earlier, i talked with its president, also lee hirsh, kelly ripa, who has become a passionate anti-bullyingou. what you were able to capture with alex in your film and where we see alex now, the transformation has been extraordinary, i think. >> yeah, i think it's definitely the thing that gives me the most almost like pride after all of this, is to see how confident he's become, and how -- you know, it probably won't be like this for every kid, but to take a boy who was being bullied so badly and see him get the kind of love and support that he had, and to turn that into now being outspoken, and the messages we see him get from literally thousands of kids that thank him and that he gives them inspiration, it's amazing. >> it's also interesting, what he said about, you know, bystanders kind of taking a role. i think that's such an important thing because it's sort of part of the equation that often we don't think much about. >> 85% of the occurrences of bullying has a bystander watching it happen, and if we can empower them to have a form of speaking up and getting involved, we know that th

kelly ripa will be the moderator. it all starts at 8:10 this morning.logon to let's move.gov or the let's move youtube channel or the white house google plus page. >>> the commercial supply capsule dragon has docked with the international space station. the station astronauts used a robotic arm to grab the supply ship. the company struggled with the dragon following friday's launch. a clogged pressure line or a stuck valved prevented the dragon's thrusters from working and it took flight controllers several hours to gain control and salvage the mission. in the end the dragon arrived just a day late with its 1 ton load. also onboard are plant experiments developed at moffett field's nasa ames research center. spacex is one by paypal and tesla founder elon musk. >>> look at this. chp found two horses just running loose on northbound 680. that was in martinez about 2:30 this morning. the guy is looking for something to eat. the officers were able to round the horses up safely and the officers at this point are planning to turn them over to animal control t

at 8:00 tonight on "360" we'll talk to kelly ripa who knojoins along with my panel. >> see you in a coupleo come, do you want to go to mars? guess what. we know how. that's next. this is my family. this is joe. hi joe! hi there! earn a ton of extra points with the double your hhonors promotion and feel the hamptonality. you name it...i've hooked it. but there's one... one that's always eluded me. thought i had it in the blizzard of '93. ha! never even came close. sometimes, i actually think it's mocking me. [ engine revs ] what?! quattro!!!!! ♪ quattro!!!!! with the bing it on challenge to show google users what they've been missing on bing. let's bing it on. [fight bell: ding, ding] how many here are google users? what if i was to tell you that you would actually like bing way more than google when it came to the results? prove it. let's look up some taco places. i like the left side. yeah? okay, do we need to find out what the waves are like down at the beach? what side do you like better? i like the results on the right. i'm gonna go with the one on the left. oh! bing won! people prefer

with every stupid thing he said. >> ripa says as much as i hate to say it, rand paul stood up in theerest of democracy and transparency. his filibuster is an example of a broken clock being right twice in a day. >> bill: good point. would i prefer elizabeth war ton have given that speech yesterday? yeah! but she didn't or dianne feinstein for barbara boxer. but they did not. chuck schumer? sure. rand paul did. fran is in springfield missouri. hi fran. >> caller: actually, die trust rand paul -- i don't trust rand paul. ever since the atf was practically debunked, no one is mentioning the state militias. they're the ones stockpiling the assault weapons. they're rand paul's friends. >> bill: well, look, i don't want to get into a debate about rand paul. that's beside the point okay. i said he's crazy as a loon but he's right about drones. he is right about the filibuster. the filibuster is a real thing. we should get up and talk as long as you can. that's what it is all about. we as american citizens have to be concerned about this expanded use of drones. you may trust president obama

kelly ripa -- >> i want to help you.dio with you, i'm going to chew gum most of the time. i'm going to do immersion therapy. we're going to extinguish this fear. >> brian: but listen, how bad is kelly ripa? she says her children have been train to do eat quietly, and when her husband, mark, eats a peach, juicy peach, she has to leave the house. [ laughter ] >> steve: food issues. >> brian: i understand the slapping of tongues and the noise. >> gretchen: excuse me? this is a whole nother problem, dr. keith. >> i wouldn't suggest making the environment conform to you. you're going to have to address this with me. i'm here for you. how can we be friends and colleagues and not get to the bottom of this. >> steve: as a sub service, i want to you cure brian. >> brian: i'm incurable. >> steve: thank you, sir. have a good week in boston. >> take care. >> brian: i also don't like people when they eat like slobs. >> steve: with their mouth open? >> brian: yeah. >> gretchen: coming up, here is what not to do when you claim you're t

applause] [captioning made possible by isney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are kelly ripas. [cheers and applause] listen, listen, don't complain. angela bassett was backstage and we were star-struck by her, ok? michael: yes. kelly: you would be too, i swear. michael: yes, you would be. kelly: and she wanted to take a picture with us, and we're like you're angela bassett, you can have whatever you whant! even though we are on the air and we should technically be out on camera already, we will take this picture! [laughter] michael: we get caught up too. kelly: she's so

[captioning made possible by disney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are kelly ripa and michael: hey, what's up? kelly: hi! [cheers and applause] tgif, everybody, friday, march 8, 2013. what the heck are you all doing? [cheers and applause] there's like a blizzard outside! [laughter] michael: it's funny because we're walking from backstage and kelly goes do we have an audience today? kelly: i heard cheering and i thought this can't be an audience because it is blizzarding outside. we should stop people and try to talk to them. no, i don't think so because it looks like she has headphones in. hey, lady. michael: i'm going to work -- kelly: hey, you want to talk to us? michael: how you doing buddy? nah. kelly: bye. [laughter] michael: and i know him too. [laughter] michael: and i know him too. i'll see him later.

kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ kelly: i love audience! and dads, and specifically than women men. they are saying that men spend about 10 hours a week more than work. n paid women spend six hours more in usehold work which i believe is a low estimate. [laughter] i additional three hours more in child care which is go testically low estimate which i know i see my children a heck of a lot more a day. ee hours i can't seem to shake them. [laughter] ichael: so they're trying to say that -- ok, i get it. i think those are right though. no, i disagree with the household work and the child care. saying men spend 10 hours a day. michael: i was washing my dishes my morning after i ate breakfast. i was washing dishes, ok?

[captioning made possible by isney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are kelly ripa and michael can say hello. hello! eah! how are you doing today? kelly: i'm great. i'm fascinated by what i've read in the news that there's a top secret fast food menu at various fast food chains that none of us know about, ok? so i want to clue you in. it is a secret, so don't tell anybody. [laughter] here we go, ok? in and out burger, taco bell, mcdonald's, panera bread have code words for certain items that are not on the menu. this is a secret, ok? there's a protein burger at in-and-out burger. it's not on the menu but they will serve you the burger, instead of the

[captioning made possible by isney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are kelly ripa and michaely crowd! thank god it's friday, march 15, 2013. the ides of march are upon us! michael: yes, hello everybody. [cheers and applause] thekelly: do you know about th ides of march? michael: no. [laughter] kelly: well, the ides of march on the roman calendar is marked by several religious observe vanses and became notorious as the date of the assassination of jewelies caesar. michael: yeah, i know y'all are not that interested. oh, tell us more!

[captioning made possible by disney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are kelly ripa and michaelnd applause] michael: hello! yo! kelly: whoops! [cheers and applause] kelly: please -- michael: hello. hello ladies! kelly: please, we haven't even done anything yet! [laughter] it's monday, march 4, 2013. i can't believe this is a monday crowd. this seems like a friday crowd. [cheers and applause] michael: i love it when they're hungover from the weekend. kelly: oh yes! michael: what i'm talking about. how was your weekend? kelly: i'm not kidding -- wonderful, lady says. great. it was one of those weekends, i was just saying, you know how you sort of -- you sort of say i'll do it next week, next week, next

now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ michael: yo.ou guys look really good. like did you all just leave a club? [laughter] you notice everybody looks really pretty. michael: oh, i don't doubt it. kelly: not that yesterday's audience was less attractive. i'm just saying this group is very dressed up and i like it. good for you. [cheers and applause] michael: and they love being complimented too, i see. but how are you? kelly: i'm well. i had a great day yesterday. i moderated that google plus -- michael: google hang out with the first lady. kelly: it was really exciting to the first lady. kelly: it was really exciting to hear the questions from

[captioning made possible by disney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are kelly ripa and michaelt's why i'm dressed like that. [laughter] michael: i tell you right now, i can't even look at you. [laughter] look a little tasty. i can't even look at you. kelly: oh, thank you. do i look smarter? that's the question. because i can't see a thing. [laughter] michael: so you really need glasses? kelly: i do wear glasses but these are not my glasses, these are michelle champagne's glasses. i think she actually has poorer vision than i have.

now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ michael: whoo!chael: yes. kelly: there. i said it. >> if you're mad, it don't matter. kelly: we are so excited around here because we are going back in time to our prom days. our prom days are upon us ove the prom so much because never before has one woman wore so much dyeable red to a prom from the shoes to the the -- gloves to the -- [laughter] you can't see the banana clip. the banana clip, really, makes the whole thing pop, but that is my actual prom dress and believe it or not, four other girls wore the same dress. [laughter] michael: well, you know what,

television] captioned by the national captioning institute -- www.ncicap.org -- >> now, here are kelly ripaednesday, march 13, 2013. you will have to forgive us. we had a little work party last night, and now my toes hurt from dancing. michael: i was wondering why you were very tender and ginger on your feet. kelly: this morning i said my toes hurt. mark said it could have been due to your dancing. i left it all out on the dance floor. now it's just up to america to vote. michael: you did. you came into the room and the band started playing and you were like

now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ michael: hello! kelly: hi!. my goodness, what a crowd. it is wednesday, march 6, 2013. we are expecting snow. snow is heading our way. so you're all lucky to be in lockdown here with us. hot and warm and sexy. michael: but there is no food because gelman didn't spring for any so if you're hungry, you're just on your own. kelly: we'll pull together everybody's purses to see if there's any breath mints or protein bars lying around. michael: i'm excited about today's show. kelly: your old boss is here. michael: my old boss is here. [cheers and applause] kelly: not old, former. michael: my former boss. and the great thing about it is i love him and i respect him

now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ michael: march on in there.ay, march 20, 2013, it officially began at 2:02 this morning. michael: so 7:02 was the first day of spring. kelly: so every day is going to get a little bit longer and a little bit longer and a little bit longer. [applause] until the summer solstice and then it gets a little bit shorter and a little bit shorter. i love like those long days when you leave and you, you know, you take the kids to the movies and you leave at night and it's still light out. it's the most exciting thing. michael: exactly. but it's hard to explain to your kids why they've got to go to bed when it's still light out. kelly: i know. michael: because i saido.

tweet from ripa says bill should have told that call they're the constitution gives him the right andedom to believe that god hates shrimp too, because of what the bible says about shellfish. e-mails from billpressshow.com -- >> bill: homosexuality should be send to to death. >> robert writes in on doma says i remember a couple of years ago a preacher, famous for rail against gays until he was caught molesting young boys. then it was boo won't it must be -- boo-hoo it must be in my gays. he wasn't gay but he was having gay relationships. nowhere in the bible does it prohibit homosexuality. >> bill: exactly. again, economy back to read gene robinson's book or maybe read the bible. >> announcer: this is the "bill press show." [ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> bill: good morning friends and neighbors. welcome to the "full court press" on current tv this thursday morning. march 28. good to see you today. hey, you're looking good. and we invite you to join us as we do a whirlwind tour of review of all of the big stories of the day. happening here in our nation's capital, around the country and around the g

kelly ripa is moderating.ware of the organization's anti-gay discrimination policy and train has posted a note on its web site saying it looks forward to playing at the event in july but only if the boy scouts change their policy and decide to allow gay scouts and leaders. carly rae jepsen is scheduled to perform and she has yet to respond to the petition asking that she speak out. she did tell "time" magazine last may she's all for acceptance and doesn't consider same-sex relationships unusual. we'll see what happens. we're back after the break. stay with us. >> jack, how old are you? >> nine. >> this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. (vo) with award winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. (vo) from the underworld, to the world of privilege. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. save them. woolite everyday cleans your jeans and won't torture your tanks. woolite washed clothes lo

the first lady connected with kelly ripa and a bunch of other folks on google's video chat site. including one man who just lost a little bit more than 200 pounds. >> i just want to congratulate you on such a huge accomplishment. i know it's been a challenging journey. but you look amazing and, more importantly, i know you feel amazing. obviously, when my kids were little, they were, you know, weren't faced with the huge challenges you were faced with, but i never talked about weight in the household. we just started making changes. and we made changes in a way that didn't -- you know, it didn't make them feel badly about themselves. it didn't even make them feel any ownership over it, because truly kids that age can't control what they eat. >> first lady's first google hangout. now, let's look at the dow here. we're still flirting with that magic number, 14,164. that high, right, alison kosik, from a couple years ago, where are we? >> stocks have really been in the red most of the session. i'd say about an hour ago, stocks made a turn into the green column. as you see. the dow n