one of the more fascinating aspects was the friendship with eric ripert.at. apple polisher. you basically just rip your ideas off of small businessmen. wow, look at that knife work. you should be a chef. you got that, right? >> andy: and in fact, ripert turns out to be this goofy, kind guy who doesn't mind being the butt of literally everyone's jokes. who saw that coming? >> anthony: do you have pizza experience? >> eric: never eaten pizza in my life. >> anthony: look at this line. stop dicking around with your insane perfectionism. >> eric: you thought you were going to moon awards. >> anthony: you'll be bitching in those things. >> eric: no, man. >> anthony: you'll look cool. >> eric: wish me bad luck. >> anthony: no, i don't. i just think you should have proper footwear. your ability to drink leads to a number of assumptions about you, you know? your general manliness. penis size. your worth as a human being. >> eric: i'm comfortable with my size. >> anthony: i've never seen you wish ill on anyone. as long as i've known you. >> eric: well, the ultimate

. >> jose: i'd be living alone, and maybe one day my friend eric ripert and tony bourdain visited me seeing this -- you're dressed all in black, we shave your head, you're sitting in this dark cheese cave. eric ripert playing corporal willard comes to kill you, finds you surrounded by all these fantastic cheeses. i'd play the dennis hopper role, of course. >> jose: it's going to happen. i see it happening. >> anthony: have you ever seen a snail crawl across the edge of a straight razor? >> anthony: i could just see eric now dressed in fatigues saying, "they said your methods were unsound." >> jose: man, why you always finish your beer and i barely begin? >> anthony: professional. but i'm seriously liking this cheese. you export these right? >> jose: spain, oh yeah. big export. like this one is cabrales, which always was my favorite. >> anthony: that is like super funky, right? >> jose: cabrales, i love it. i do really love it. >> anthony: cabrales, this is really lovely. this is fantastic. it all depends on how far into the funk zone you go. >> jose: look at, look at, look at. look a

. >> jose: i'd be living alone, and maybe one day my friend eric ripert and tony bourdain visited me minute, i'm seeing this -- you're dressed all in black, we shave your head, you're sitting in this dark cheese cave. eric ripert playing corporal willard comes to kill you, finds you surrounded by all these fantastic cheeses. i'd play the dennis hopper role, of course. >> jose: it's going to happen. i see it happening. >> anthony: have you ever seen a snail crawl across the edge of a straight razor? >> anthony: i could just see eric now dressed in fatigues saying, "they said your methods were unsound." >> jose: man, why you always finish your beer and i barely begin? >> anthony: professional. but i'm seriously liking this cheese. you export these, right? >> jose: spain, oh yeah. big export. like this one is cabrales, which always was my favorite. >> anthony: that is like super funky, right? >> jose: cabrales, i love it. i do really love it. >> anthony: cabrales, this is really lovely. this is fantastic. it all depends on how far into the funk zone you go. >> jose: look at, look at, lo