rita mitchell, huh? [knock] captain nelson? mm-hm? rita, or should i say, ms. mitchell, as your technical advisor, i want you to know that no sacrifice is too great. master, what is medicare? jeannie, what are you doing here? don't tell. don't tell me. i know. i know. you couldn't finish the article until you knew what a "medicare" was. thou art so clever. [chuckles] oh, god, if there's anything i can't stand, it's a smart-aleck genie. if i was so clever, i'd never have opened your bottle on that beach. oh, art thou really sorry? no, i guess not. i've grown accustomed to your smoke. oh, so that is rita mitchell? she is beautiful. "rita mitchell's six husbands. who will be number seven?" [phone rings] yes? yes, this is captain nelson here. oh, h-hello, mr. tracy. uh-huh. st-stage 12-a? right. thank you. that's the producer. he's waiting for me at the studio. what am i gonna do with you? take me with you. as what? a harem dancer? this is business. meet thy new secretary. jeannie, i'm going to put my foot down. you are not gonna leave this room. i can't have you--