from new england patriots, rob gronkowski. this week in unnecessary censorship.goo goo dolls. and now, the next vice president of the united states, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. thank you for joining me on an historic night for the united states of america. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: folks, moments ago on the steps of this very theater, i announced my candidacy for the second highest office in the united states. vice president. since i am the only one running for vice president, i think i have a real shot at winning this thing. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's time to take our country back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: from whom, i don't know, but i want it back. as vice president i'll never stop fighting for you, unless "game of thrones is on". then i will be back to work for you. i am well aware of what the critics will say. the critics will say is it even possible to make a solo run for vice president without being selected by a candidate. to them i say this, i think so. i'll check it out whe

. >>> "jimmy kimmel live" and his guests are kerry washington, shonda rhimes, rob gronkowski and musico goo dolls. for the entire "action news" team i'm jim gardner, good night.

but rob gronkowski of the new england patriots and i are going to go eat later to figure that out. we are going to put the i can back in american. thank you, god bless you and god bless the united states of america. >> yeah. that was gronk behind kimmel right there. now, kimmel will of course be part -- gronk of course will be part of kimmel's cabinet once he's chosen as the next evveep. as for the ticket, he's keeping his options open. >>> and "washington post" columnist dana milbank wrote a column in which he said he was so certain that donald trump would not win the nomination he would literally eat his words if he does. so with the help of a chef, "washington post" critic, and a fair amount of salt and butter, milbank literally ate his words. >> it sort of wads up into the ball in your mouth. >> it does. it might be like grade school spit wads. >> taco bowl. is it as good as trump tower? i heard they make the best. >> it's trump-tastic. >> so did you come up with the ideas yourself? >> well, i think trump did. >> this is our take on a fillet of fish from mcdonald's. his favorit

and thursday, kerry washington, shonda rhimes, rob gronkowski, and music from goo goo dolls.please join us then. our first guest tonight is an oscar and golden globe-winning actor and australian national treasure with a very funny new movie, "the nice guys", co-starring ryan gosling, opens may 20th. please say hello to russell crowe. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> pretty good, man, how you doing? >> jimmy: i heard you road a bicycle here tonight? >> yeah, just like to have a little bit of bike ride. i ride in pretty much every city. it gives me a north, south, east, west and gives me extra time to think about what i'm going to do. >> jimmy: are you in disguise? >> well, i'm in helmet and glasses and a beard. but it's amazing because you'll be riding down the street with the helmet and the wrap around glasses and the beard and somebody will go, hey, russell. what part of me did you recognize? is it my ear lobe or something? to our whole staff. that was nice. we're alert. >> i wanted everybody to be awake. >> jimmy: we're awake all day. i have the jitters i drank so

riley keough, dave salmoni is bringing animals from the wild, new england patriots tight end rob gronkowski wild. and we will have music from the goo goo dolls, dead and company, cole swindell and our mash-up monday next week will be flo rida georgia line. that's flo rida mashed up with florida georgia line. it will be ridiculous. >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy and golden globe-nominated actor whose perfect face you can see every week on the very funny show "the grinder" it airs tuesdays at 9:30 on fox-please say hello to rob lowe. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i hope your show is as good as guillermo's show. >> jimmy: i hope guillermo didn't tempt you with his tequila. you've been sober for a long time. >> i figured i was going to throw away 26 years of sobriety away with guillermo. >> jimmy: who would you hang around in the old days for cinco de mayo? >> in the 80s every day was cinco de mayo. yes. >> jimmy: was it really? >> am i right? i mean, come on. i'm from ohio, and in ohio not only did we not have spanish. in fact, if you go to a taco bell, it was phonetic.

new england patriot rob gronkowski parks his party bus on our lawn, and we'll have music from goo gools? although, if you want to google dolls at home, go right ahead. and also tomorrow night, i'll be making a major announcement about my future and the future of america. i can't say more than that, but this announcement is very big and i hope you will be there for it. right guillermo? >> guillermo: right. >> jimmy: do you know what it is? >> guillermo: yes. no, i don't. >> jimmy: every once in a while the j comes back. i like that. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: with a rich, commanding voice and thick mane of luxuriant hair, it is possible that our first guest was destined to host a game show one day. starting next month, he brings "match game" to abc. please welcome alec baldwin. [ applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. >> hi. >> jimmy: welcome back, by the way. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i want to put a pin in your bubble, but they're excited you're here and also that lance diamond is with us tonight. [ applause ] >> very good. >> jimmy: how you doing? it was a long time since you've been

and new england patriot rob gronkowski >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar and golden globe-nominateda helluva mustache in his very funny new movie with russell crowe. "the nice guys" opens in theaters may 20th. please welcome ryan gosling. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you still pretending to be mad or -- very good to see you. calm down. >> i'm sure you get this everywhere. >> i have to admit something. >> jimmy: okay. >> i didn't try this suit on before i came out. and i realize that it's -- it's so tight. no. it's wildly inappropriate. i feel like i'm going steady with these pants. >> jimmy: would you like to put my view mug in a place where i can protect you? >> no. i don't want that to be the view. >> jimmy: i got you. by the way, i have no idea what to expect for your movie. i didn't know if it was a comedy or -- i saw the posters. >> can you put the -- >> jimmy: do the opposite. i think it will get us better ratings. [ applause ] >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: are you capable of -- >> this is a classy joint. i took it to t

but rob gronkowski of the new england patriots and i are going to eat and figure that out. >> which partyd question. i will either run solo or possibly with both candidates to maximize my chances of being vice president. [laughter] david: not a bad idea. melissa: that's a good idea. david: what does a vice president do? other than -- melissa: well -- david: other than ford who became president baud nixon resigned -- because nixon resigned. melissa: or if there's some horrible accident with the president. i think there's something in there -- david: that does it for us. melissa: have a great weekend. david: "risk and reward" starts right now. >> he thinks i would go after him for antitrust because he's controlling so much. amazon is controlling so much of what they're doing. and what they've done is he bought this paper for practically nothing, and he's using that as a tool for political power against me and against other people. and i'll tell you what, we can't let him get away with it. deirdre: it is politicians versus tech titans. donald trump lashing out at the billionaire founder and

jimmy kimmel on his show running for number we saw guillermo and nfl star rob gronkowski at his side.e j jk4vp.com. see how he does in the polls. >> he's serious. wolf blitzer was a part of it. to the board and showed he had 100% -- >> hilarious. >> we got big news here, meghan trainor is here. the reigning grammy winner for best new artist, role model celebrating positive body image and highly anticipated second album out and she will perform for us and we'll chat with her. a little bit of her story. ♪ you know i'm all about that bass about that bass ♪ >> reporter: she's a musical powerhouse known for her girl power anthems. ♪ i'm feeling untouchable >> reporter: meghan trainor's body positive singles topping the charts from megahit "all about that bass" to "lips are moving". ♪ i know you lie lips are move ♪ >> reporter: the grammy award winner encouraging people to embrace their shape but pulling this video for "me too." >> they photoshopped the crap out of me and i'm so sick of it and i'm over it so i took it out. until they fix it. >> she posted the side by side comparison on inst

new england tight end rob gronkowski will grace the cover of "madden 17." it shows gronkowski spiking the ball after a touchdown. he's the first tight end to make the cover. gronkowski said it's a dream come true. he looks pretty darn happy. that's the news update this hour. back over you to, melissa. >> thank you very much, sue. want to take a quick check of the markets. the dow jones industrial average behind me. we're pretty much legging to a new market low here instra day. that is 17,620. that is our level here. we're down by .of 6%. it is also worth noting the nasdaq turned negative in just the past 15 minutes or so. let's also take a check on gold. on the gold trade. final trades are crossing for the day. what is interesting about the gold trade in today's session, usually we're here and talking about the dollar. today the dollar index is actually up by .6% at last check. and we're also seeing a bid for gold remain in the session. gold is at $1272.70 an ounce. taking a check on the rest of the metals complex, positive trade on silver. copper earlier i