>> for $1280 -- >> holy [ bleep ]. >> spell rob mcelhenney. >> rob what? mcelhenney. >> r-o-b -- >> uh-huh? >> uh-huh? >> m-a >> that's with the doubling. for $1,200, spell rob mcelhenney. >> can i buy a vowel? >>-c-c-e-l -- >> m-a-c-h-e-n-e-y. >> what is wrong with you people? >> m-c-e-l-h-e-n-y. >> oh! for the love of god. please end my misery and spell rob mcelhenney. [ ding ding ding ] [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: god bless you. >> how much is in there? >> $1,200. >> no way. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: thank you. if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. i do feel bad keeping that cash so i'm going to give it to our studio audience. [ cheers and applause ] i have $1,280. there are 155 of you in this crowd, which means each of you are going home with -- $8.25. [ cheers and applause ] that's right! you get $8.25! you get $8.25! we are all getting $8.25! guillermo will hand you your riches on the way out. we have some great guests tonight. my wife, kaitlin olson is here. [ cheers and applause ] plus my friend partner, the great

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with guest host rob mcelhenney.ht -- ryan reynolds, kaitlin olson, and music from tones and i. with cleto and the cletones. and now, rob mcelhenney. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rob: thank you. thank you, thank you. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, rob mcelhenney.

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tune in tomorrow when my guests will be ryan reynolds, rob mcelhenney, and james taylor.

hayes, chelsea handler, anthony anderson, mark rober, dana carvey, kerry washington, rupaul, rob mcelhenneydavid alan grier, desus nice, al franken, nicole byer, lamorne morris, simu liu, nikki glaser, and donald trump jr. [ laughter ] almost all of you were great. [ cheers and applause ] and almost all of you were kind enough to leave a message in our "summer guest host yearbook" for 2022. ♪ ♪ hey hey hey hey ♪ >> hosting your show was such a terrific honor. i'm so glad we met all those years ago in the bathroom line at the emmys right before you ruined the evening with your explosive diarrhea. [ laughter ] >> hey, jimmy-kins, it was so much fun hosting your show out of drag. masculinity may be a prison, but men's wearhouse is a paradise. can i get an amen? smooches, rupaul. >> dear jimmy, thanks for letting me guest host your show. whenever you want to fill in for me on my youtube channel, let me know. i'll tell them you're my grandpa. sincerery, marky mark. >> jimmy, first i have to host your show for you, now i have to write a message in your yearbook? you are one needy little bitch. [