rob schneider is kenny! rated pg-13. - live from space station zaed in the valxen galaxy, it's the biggest douche in the universe awards! - this year's nominees are: - graglar the destructor, andromeda galaxy planet j-eleven. - dormanta unit five, jalax galaxy, planet heelm. - durrrrrrr! - john edward, milky way galaxy, planet earth. - i'm not a douche! - and finally, ursala, the giant douche from the horsehead nebula, station j-12. - and the winner for biggest douche in the universe is... it's john edward, milky way galaxy, planet earth! - aw, now come on now! - ♪ here he is ♪ ♪ the biggest douche of the universe ♪ ♪ in all the galaxies ♪ ♪ there's no bigger douche than you ♪ ♪ you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom ♪ ♪ good going, douche ♪ ♪ your dreams have come true ♪ i'm trevor noah, and this is the daily social distancing show. today is tuesday, june 6th, and -- june 8th, and i know everybody's talking about this, so i'll talk about it, too. crocs has issued a new line with diplo. crocs are

you know those great catches outfielders rob from that is rough. ref schneider of the twins.itely hurts. the grounds crew having a little fun fun with padding. yeah definitely. that's a tough one to watch. that's the sporting life for right now. thank you, mark biggs. goodnight, everybody. biggs. goodnight, everybody. thanks for joining us. what are you drawing over there? a hypothetical containment field for a frisbee-sized wormhole that could serve as a portal to a parallel universe. oh, you silly doodlebug. you know, a lot of scientists believe that making contact with other life-forms would probably not end well for us. it's a frisbee-sized wormhole, leonard. you can block it with a frisbee. calm down. do you expect me to build this? i expect you to wipe the pudding off your chin. gentlemen. have you guys ever noticed that sheldon always disappears every day at 2:45? really? he probably just goes to the bathroom. actually, no, he goes to the bathroom at 8:00 a.m. with optional follow-ups at 1:45 and 7:10 on high-fiber fridays. it's sad that you know that. oh, that's just