i might as well explain the joke i guess is only on cable tv robert vaughn does a thing for hair growth or something called the helsinki formula. from sweden. and felix block is the one accused of passing secrets when i said robert vaughn, felix block -- >> oooooooh! [ cheers and applause ] >> we -- we have got to get diagrams for these jokes. [ laughter ] there was an interesting article in a magazine called history today that says king henry the eighth they finally figured out he died of malnutrition. you know why? they found out he ate no fruits or vegetables which apparently give him wild mood swings. from the church of england and execute two of his wives, either that or he just didn't like being called hank. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> okay. no-- no. no-- no. now how many of you read our vice president's latest remarks, dan quayle quote on the planet mars. [ laughter ] this is what he said. he says we have seen pictures where there are canals on mars, and we believe water. therefore there's water, there's oxygen and we could breathe. da, da, da, da, da. [ laughter ] [ applause ]