this is from "morning express with robin meade" on "headline news."headline news" is like a rapid-fire version of cnn. they motor through these stories. sometimes it will go from a fun story to a story that is not fun back to back. it is at those times when we honor anchor robin meade with our "headline news" segue of the day. >> did you say you did buy this dress? >> i think i just bought that same dress. >> there's nowhere to shop here. a plane crashed right on top of a guy? ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: are you asking us or telling us? because this is another -- this is a very strange story. paul simon, the singer, who's 72 years old, and his wife edie brickell were arrested at their home in new canaan, connecticut on saturday night and charged with disorderly conduct. which in new canaan i think means doing anything other than reading silently. [ laughter ] but apparently, they had an argument, someone dialed 911, then quickly hung up the phone. but the police showed up anyway and took them both into custody. which is on one hand shocking. i mean, he's