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it's hope the first fully automated robot bodies will be online by twenty forty five lee. it's years before we could see science fiction become science funked. well that's going to do it for us for tonight but don't forget to tune in next week we've got a brand new line up going on the offensive russia is ramping up its rhetoric against the u.s. going as far as to threaten preemptive military action if president obama doesn't change his ways the obama administration has been changing some of its policies but apparently not fast enough to keep its russian counterparts at bay next weeks well next week we'll bring you the latest in this missile mellow drama and we told you a few weeks ago about the michigan department of natural resources actually raiding farms and threatening to slaughter pigs across the state all of this because certain types of pigs are deemed feral and therefore not fit to keep and not to sell by the government but farmers there are devastated and pointing their fingers at lobbyists and large corporate farms well we had to see this for ourselves so we sen

and while surgeon districts the robot's every move, the robots of the future may think more for themself autos we're trying to auto mate some parts of the procedures so not the entire procedure but some of the repep tiff tasks. >> the direct jerz placing or removing sutures could be just one example. unlike the commercial, it is small and designed to be reprogrammed. >> there is a big difference for researchers is that their design is fully open. anyone with access can reprogram. >> researchers will be able to share data. >> we like to do is allow robots any robots to think about the manipulate in a reliable way. >> he expects the robot skill level to accelerate it was start bid researchers at university of washington and funding by national science foundation. >> that is amazing stuff. let's go back and update the forecast no. robot going to replace spencer christian. >> i hope not. >> there is a west of the golden gate bridge this afternoon. speaking of the afternoon, check out time lapse. there is that sky. so colorful. there is a lovely day around the bay area, tomorrow we'll hav

the creative this robot farmer is a ohio state university graduate. his degree isn't in robotics. to some this idea may be far fetched. >> there are test was a lot of companies but that is still way off in to the future. >> while spider like robots may not be available now other forms of unmanned farm machines are creeping in and body's available this fall. >> we knew there was a demand. we don't realize it was as strong as it was. >> last summer he took the equipment industry by surprise when it showed the first robots. he said it's actually similar to technology many of us are using today. >> you may have a car with a sensor in it when it tells you how close you are getting to the wall or the back. that's the basics of the technology. the sensors and the high precision gps and satellite system that tell you where you are. >> other companies are following similar paths. >> machine think one of the first system that were introducing, you still have operators in the combine and tractor but we are starting that new technology where they are talking to each other. now let's take it u

[ robot voice ] >> calculating. ♪ >> jimmy: okay. [ robot voice ] >> britney spears. madrid.g booth. rhymewave is gonna count you in by saying, "three, two, one, flow." you ready to do this? >> let's do it. >> jimmy: come on, zeps. >> thanks, jimmy. [ laughter and applause ] [ robot voice ] >> three, two, one, flow -- ♪ ♪ yo yo listen when i rock it this is freestyle yeah straight off the top kids ♪ ♪ see i'ma use three different topics like britney spears and so i'm on my flow ♪ ♪ it's toxic yeah check it out it's off the brain ♪ ♪ i came here when i just jumped on the train yeah i keep it simple and plain ♪ ♪ chilling in madrid you know that's spain but i'm puerto rican listen when i'm speaking ♪ ♪ check it out because i'm always freestyle freaking i spit the truth this -- ♪ ♪ i'm puerto rican so i don't need the tanning booth ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey. i'll give it -- i'll give it -- i'll give it to you, though. good man. [ cheers and applause ] that's a good line. that's a good one. rhymewave, how do you think they did? [ robot voice ] >> fresh. >> jimmy

mind controlled robots are way cool.lled robots you would find a lot of examples of this. here's a man driving a car with his brain. look, ma, no hands. here's a guy moving robotic fingers with his mind. here's a guy making a robot move on the floor behind him by thinking at the internet. the technology is all similar, the reason kathy is a big deal is she's demonstrating for the first time is someone's brain is no longer connected to her body can use it to generate movement scientists in switzerland are also working on this idea. this is mark andre. he is partially paralyzed from the neck down. last month he was able to use his brain to send simple commands to a robot through a cap of electrodes. i for one welcome our new robot hybrid overlords. best new moment of geek in the world today. until tomorrow, check out my work on wonkblog.com. "first look" starts now. >>> document drop. hundreds of pieces of newly released evidence sheds new light on the trayvon martin killing. >>> once bitten, a north carolina man has a sca

it enabled him to control robotic claw. he says the technology could give independence to paralyzed patients. >> this will allow people to do things for themselves, maybe make a cup of tea, certainly switched off lights, open doors, perhaps even drive themselves around in a wheelchair. >> the scientists hope to use the sensor to reconnect the brain directly to paralyzed limbs and to restore function. that is a distant dream, but this is a milestone on a long journey. >> amazing. the advance of technology. you are watching "bbc world news america." still to come, presidential politics kick into high gear in new york. this time, it is the dominican republic taking center stage. in south sudan, there has been a dire warning from the united nations that more than half of the population is facing food shortages. the, but with sudan is ongoing. the rainy season is fast approaching -- the conflict with sudan is ongoing. the rainy season is fast approaching. >> new uniforms and patriotic songs -- the mobilization continues. the fig

. >> el robot más famoso de hollywood. >> y este día primero de mayo, fue un día de protestas en el mundo . >> . >> (♪ ♪) . >> y en san josé 5 personas muertas y otros graves tras un incendio, los bomberos apagaron las llamas. >> un tiroteo en la escuela lowell, en san josé, un muchacho murió, se estudia si son parte de pandillas. >> un hombre recibió heridas, dónde su vida corre peligro, en la calle, no hay más información . >> edwin ramos, es acusado de balear de muerte a 3 personas, la policía dice que ramos, confundio'a los tipos con una pandilla. >> vamos a cambiar de tema por que recibimos comentarios buenos. >> claro que si, les contaremos historias de latinos que han triunfado . >> uno de ellos, el creador del robot, el colombianotó un . >>de niño me gusta disney, y es que tenía sueños que solo él creyó. >> yo quería trabajar en electrónica . >> y fue pionero del movimiento que impulsó a las grandes instalaciones. >> yo fui uno que hizo el parque de disney world. >> después de universal, castillo de draculo, a teen . >> fundó la empresa (hablan en inglés) . >> y sus robot, son uno

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one restaurant in china has debuted a robot cook. the humanoid stands out front doing mundane tasks like slicing noodles. and so far the owners are calling it a win/win all the way around. not only does the new employee help save on monthly labor expenses but never gets tired and attracts new crowds of customers. >> when he starts making a sauce on the side with my steak and fries, i'll buy it. >> anyone can do noodles. we'll see whether or not he can pull that off. >> get him above raman noodles. >>> early look at stories we'll follow throughout the day. newt gingrich is expected to officially suspend his campaign in arlington, virginia. gingrich began scaling back his efforts after losing primaries in five states last week. >>> in new york, one of the most well-known images "the scream" is up for auction. the piece is one of four versions and is expected to sell for no less than $80 million. >>> the weather channel celebrates 30 years on the air, to mark the occasion, new york city's empire state building will be lit in blue and th

it enabled him to control a robotic clock. he said the technology could give independence to paralyzed patients. >> this will allow people to do things for themselves. switch off lights, open doors, perhaps even drive themselves around in a wheelchair. >> a scientist writing in the journal "nature" post to use the sensor to use the brain to direct paralyzed limbs and restore function. that is a distant dream, but this is a milestone in a long journey. >> live from singapore and london. still to come, why the pakistan eight government is facing opposition to lift a six month blockade in transporting nato supplies. >> now, a quick look at what is making front-page news around the world. those 12 zeros on the cover of the guardian represent the eurozone if greece exit. an escalating diplomatic row over gibraltar has affected the diamond jubilee lunch. whites are now a minority according to the national herald tribune. for the first time, hispanics, blacks, asians, and mixed race bursts were over 50%. the pig industry has struck a

it's a robotic fish that monitors pollution.the fish tail. >> reporter: on patrol for hidden pollution, this is robo fish. several have been put to the test in this harbor. they are the latest high-tech attempt to keep our waters clean. this robotic fish might have been inspired by nature, but it can do much more. it's packed full of sensors and using artificial intelligence, it can hunt down contamination and report this back to shore in realtime. once it's in, the robots can work alone, without any control from the researchers. just like a real fish, it can maneuver easily through the water. >> if you want to do pollution readings in our harbor, you have to get divers to go down and take pollution samples. with these fish they can run autonomously and do that monitoring for you. but further than that if anything happens, if there's a leak or anything, these fish can find that out straightaway in realtime and track down the source of that pollutant so we can put a stop to it right away. and reduce pollution at sea. >> reporter:

it enabled him to control a robotic claw. the technology could give independence to paralyzed patients. >> this will allow people to do things for themselves. open doors, drive themselves around in a wheelchair. >> the scientist hope to use the sensor to reconnect the brain direct to paralyzed lamps. that is a distant dream. -- paralyzed limbs. this is a distant dream. >> you are watching "bbc world news america." presidential politics kicks into high gear in new york. this time, it is the dominican republic which is taking center stage. in south sudan, there has been a dire warning from the united nations that more than half the population faces food shortages. the conflict would sedan is ongoing and the rainy season is fast approaching. -- with sudan, and the rainy season is fast approaching. " the mobilization continues. the fighting has died down in the last couple of weeks, but no one believes the problems are over. in january, south sudan shut down its own oil production. the sudanese president said last month's clashes

mind controlled robots are way cool.lled robots you would find a lot of examples of this. here's a man driving a car with his brain. look, ma, no hands. here's a guy moving robotic fingers with his mind. here's a guy making a robot move on the floor behind him by thinking at the internet. the technology is all similar, the reason kathy is a big deal is she's demonstrating for the first time is someone's brain is no longer connected to her body can use it to generate movement scientists in switzerland are also working on this idea. this is mark andre. he is partially paralyzed from the neck down. last month he was able to use his brain to send simple

these robots are still tethered to humans and humans are working them, and they've had robots for a littlehile, the late 90s. but you're absolutely right, jon, they can get into small areas that are very hard to access. you know, often time when you're doing really intricate teeny work you have little hand tremors, and it doesn't, it stead ies it. it can be much more precise. they are useful. especially pelvis, prostate surgery, surgery deep in the heart. jon: instead of the surgeon having to open up the entire chest cavity, you might be able to make a smaller incision, insert the robot and let the robot do the work. >> absolutely. you don't have to crack the chest as they call it which is one of the most painful parts of open heart surgery. you can go in between the ribs just cutting the muscle and have the robot do it. you're manipulating it so it's not like the robot is doing it. jon: do you have to spend more time in medical school mastering how to use these things? >> you do have to have extra training. a lot of programs at big medical centers where they have medical schools have a lo

>> adopt a robot. >> jimmy: adopt a robot. all right, i like that.ter ] very artsy. >> wow. >> jimmy: very cool, very, very cool. well now that the stage is set for a battle, look at it. your entire life comes down to what you do over there. and you only had like 20 minutes to put it all together. all right. the winners. [ light laughter ] da wynnerz, what is the name of your song? >> "face broke." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i get it. i get it. "face broke." all right. go take the stage, da wynnerz. [ cheers and applause ] all right. here they are. get ready. ladies and gentlemen, i can't believe we got this band to come here tonight. [ laughter ] we booked them. here to perform their song "face broke," give it up for da wynnerz! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ well i went on the news feed i talked to my girl said i'd like to know ♪ ♪ if i can get some shares at a reasonable price ♪ ♪ but the stock market didn't respond the shares dropped like a rock in a pond ♪ ♪ ♪ gonna choke baby baby i'm face broke ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm face broke i'm face broke face face broke br

if the other robot gets on top of this one, it uses that to catapult him off.condly almost like an ax, chopper. halfway through the match you're seeing flames going everywhere. at one point the sewer snake gets the ragin' scottman in the corner and flips him over. >> he needs a spike on that little flip thing and beat him up. >> instead of just roasting him with fire, you could plant a little mini bomb on him and drive away and blow the thing up. >> i think the matches would be a lot short. when the match is over, you can hear the announcer say and your winner -- >> and the winner --! >> sewer snake! >> not exactly sure of the point system here. >> that's it for our show. thanks for joining us and don't forget the top ten countdown is tomorrow. we'll see you then. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com . >>> now, abc 2news at five. >> and for the last five-years he lead the baltimore city police department and today he announced he will retire. when he will leave office. >>> crushing news for ravens fans. tarell suggs tears his acl. when he will return. >>> firs

and then yes grabbed by this robotic arm. two astronauts have been given the job of looking after this today. the other chap that will be helping out, they've got to grab it, pull it under, push it into this berthing port under the station. once that's done and the seals are all a-ok they can take out the half a ton of supplies. >> food, clothes, batteries and other gear for the six astronauts in this space station. be quite fun, won't it? >> they haven't filled it to the brim because it is a demonstration flight. this is a test flight. space x will not get their contract until they've proven that this mission actually does what it's supposed to do. but yes, they will go in take out food, water, a laptop computer, another tower cable. when it's finished they'll fill it with things they don't need on the station that's broken and bring it down to earth the capsule will come through the atmosphere and splash down off of california. >> so just tell us these pictures we're looking at now. is the cone-shaped dragon capsule. it nee

that robot is making some movement. there are news crews there, if anything changes we will bring it to you live here on ktvu. >>> now to that nearly 200 page report that was released today all stemming from the protest at uc berkeley and uc davis and how university police handled those protesters. ktvu's rob roth tells you, what police are recommending police do and don't do the next time they have to deal with protesters, rob. >> right now it's a quiet evening out here at uc berkeley. there's no demonstrations but this new report has just been released. taking a toll hasn't approach. >> uc davis last november, campus police used pepper spray on students during an occupy demonstration. 70miles away at uc berkeley, police used pepper spray on students during a separate occupy protest. recommending how uc handle future demonstrations. >> had our recommendations been in place. the mistakes that were made in november would not have been made. >>> the report recommends police use an incremental approach to protests and not

another tool which we're just fielding now is a lightweight robot. we talked to the troopers and they said they wanted something light they could carry, to look over a wall in a courtyard, down a trail. >> very robust. >>> very robust. as you can see on here, it's got a camera that shows both daylight and has an infrared camera for nighttime viewing. >> it's got about an hour worth of battery life so it's actually really, really useful in a real-world application. >>> it is. like i said, it's 1.2 pounds, so if it gets destroyed, you just pull out another one. they tell us which one they like, we'll rapidly field that. >> you have reliance on the amount of robotics because you have a program to compare all series of robots out there. >> from fixed wing aircraft to 40,000 feet to tactical uavs to several hundred feet, to what's in our vehicles, in our jammers and what we have for our dismounted operations. >> that's fantastic. we'll continue our >>> we're back with lieutenant general michael barbero, the director of the pentagon's joint ied defeat orga

checking in with a robot at a hotel. nobody there. robot, me and my credit card.n the computer and it turns out he's a fan from my radio. he just wants to meet me. what am i going to do, i'm sorry, i'm not speaking with my fans this week. i had a nice conversation with him. just about made it. certainly no money changed hands between me and a human being over the long six days. >> the big take way, i'm guessing, is this. sure it can be done. but is it likely to really be the way of the world? i mean, we're people. ee need each other. >> i know, we're hungry for it. i felt it after a number of days. this car had the coolest navigation screen. that's what i stared at across this great country of ours. a cartoon version of america. that's no way to live. by the time i got to san francisco, what i needed to could was sit down with a flesh and blood buddy of mine and have a real beer with a human being. >> this nugget that i spotted in your research, you saw a robot comedian? >> yeah. >> as part of my reporting for marketplace, we're looking at the good side of robots.

the robot was able to give the paraplegic patient a bottle to sip from. a device was attached to the woman's brain allowing a computer to decode messages from her mind, and then send them to the robot. >>> a florida couple had a different kind of self-serve at a gas station. all right here's what happened, a mom-to-be was in labor, dad couldn't make it to the hospital in time, so guess what happened? he pulled into the pumps, ran to the passenger side, and that's right he delivered his own son. the fire department did show up moments later. they cut the umbilical cord. everyone is doing just fine. dad is still recovering. he's having scotch right now. now for a lock at your national weather we turn to nbc meteorologist bill karins. >> probably bought one of those lotto tickets, just got a big gulp, twinkie. >> well deserved. >> yeah. congratulations to them. good morning, everyone. weekend forecast, this is as easy as it gets for me. we're not really looking at anything bad. we had no tornadoes again yesterday. we did have some nasty storms down in georgi

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the robot is equipped with a camera that allows him to participate with his class. >> incoming videoference. >> zack got to sit in on a science experiment, for the first time. the speech path was there with him. and they had turned down the volume because zack wanted to keep interrupting the class because he was so excited about being there. >> zack is testing the robot everyday for a few hours at a time he hopes to participate on a daily basis, next year. >>> we'll be right back. >>> it started as a cosmetic treatment now it is being covered by insurance. new findings that prove brow lift work for migraines. and the odd reason lead poisoning is on the rise in children. >>> before we go, mike has developing news. >>> beach bacteria warning for stillwater cove near beach through at least friday morning. >> that going to

it enabled him to control a robotic claw. the technology could give independence to paralyzed patients. >> this will allow people to do things for themselves. maybe make a cup of tea. certainly switch off lights, open doors. and perhaps even drive themselves around in a wheelchair. >> reporter: the scientists, writing in the journal "nature" hope to use the sensor to reconnect the brain direct to paralyzed limbs and restore function. that is a distant dream. but this is a milestone on a long journey. fergus walsh, bbc news. >> we were both sitting here with our jaw open watching that story. >> it's incredible. >> that little microchip on the brain is no bigger than a baby aspirin. that's the size of it. >> the poor woman who was featured, she's been in this state for 15 years. so to be able to finally do this must be so wonderful for her. and we were saying -- >> 15 years she waited. >> right. and we were saying it's so easy. we don't think when we are opening and closing our hands. >> we just grab something. >> just go for i

the 17-year-old, who showcased a basketball retrieving robot, now has his sights on another dream, study mechanical engineering at texas a and m. >>> i'm lynn berry this is "early today" the first stop of the day today on your nbc station. >> live, local, late-breaking, this is wbal-tv 11 news today. >> good morning. we will start out with a round of showers and thunderstorms. we can see some pretty heavy rain in the suburbs. reining in howard county and around ellicott city. these are moving east -- reinaining in howard county. showers and thunderstorms to start the day. kind of like yesterday. high temperature in the mid 70's. we will check the seven-day forecast going all the way into the weekend. >> 4:57. coming up -- >> police are investigating three separate late-night shootings that happened two hours apart. >> the president makes a surprise trip to afghanistan. its message is coming upper. >> the attorney general plans to reverse a recent decision on dna. >> two accidents in harford county [captioning made possible by constellation energy group] captioned by the national captioni

. >> eric: a combination of high technology and robotics is making sure that patients at ucsf get theine they needn carolyn johnson explains. >> reporter: they have repeated ten thousand times a day, how many doses are administered every 24 hours. it if it seems like a lotit is. >> a lot of the transplant patients have 20 meds to take. >> now to handle that responsibility is high-tech pharmacy system. >> the first thing we're going to do is scan the band. >> in the simulation lab, they are training fellow nurses to use a new system being phased in. after scanning a patient's i.d. band they use handheld devices to determine what medications and at what time. >> there you go. >> the medications themselves are bar coded to make sure they match the prescription in the system. that way when you scan the medication, it is ordered at that time for that patient and at that route. >> now you want to document you have administered the medication and you can do so by completing your path in the pda. >> the chain of automation actually starts miles away. >> this is the robotic pharmacy recently c

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the 17-year-old, who showcased a basketball retrieving robot, now has his sights on another dream, study mechanical engineering at texas a and m. >>> i'm lynn berry this is "early today" the first stop of the day today on your nbc station. [ female announcer ] with xfinity, you can always expect more. like more on demand shows and movies than ever. and more ways to discover them too. plus more speed from america's fastest internet provider. so you can run more devices at the same time. ♪ feel a firework [ female announcer ] and best of all, it keeps getting better. no wonder more people choose xfinity over any other provider. ♪ love can be so mystical ♪ >>> looks like those april showers are extending special may. 67 warm degree outside now. it looks like rain is on the way. good morning, everyone, i'm aaron gilchrist. >> i'm eun yang. welcome to "news4 today" for this wednesday, may 2, 2012. new this morning, police are searching for the three men who stole a car in college park. it happened just before 11:30 at the intersection of princeton avenue and hartwick road. a 35-year-old man w

the robot was able to give the patient a bottle to sip from. a device attached to the woman's brain allowing a computer to decode messages from her mind and send it to the robot. >>> a florida couple had a different kind of self-serve at a gas station. a mom to be was in labor, and dad couldn't make it to the hospital in time, so he pulled right in the pumps, ran to the passenger side and delivered his own son! the fire department did show up moments later, to cut the umbilical cord, everyone is doing fine. way to go, dad. >>> for a look at national and region aweather here is bill karins. good morning. >> slurpees for everyone. beautiful weather continues across the nation, not much drama out there today. we didn't have much yesterday, either. severe thunderstorms were very widespread, we did have some thunderstorm action with locally flooding conditions in south carolina and georgia and along the orlando, to daytona beach corridor. no tornados yesterday. typically in the month of may we get 257 tornadoes on average, this year we have had 71.

this is a robot built by carnegie mellon university.his robot can take orders, move through a crowded room, get your drinks and bring them back to you. >> does he make the drinks? >> right now the only thing on the menu is coke, sprite and gold fish. >> i give you a little extra pour, you know what i'm saying? >> i would like to see a robot get your drink, though. i think that's cool. he has to do all the calculations of how to navigate the room and place himself so he can move his seven-jointed arms into the right position and pick up what you need. that's the thing, nobody likes a slow bartender. give me my drink. >> but you don't have to tip the guy. >> i think bartenders of the world, your jobs are safe. >> for now. >> for now. >>> keep trying. >>> happy birthday, mr. bear! >> ladies, when i first saw this video on youtube, to be honest, my mind -- >> mind explosion. >> one, two -- oh, my god. they're coming. we need to leave. >> hunter and the bears are going to die. there's a meteor coming toward the earth. they give you the optio