that not nearly enough people have congratulated me on the height of my chorus line kick with the rockettes. ( cheers and applause ). yes. i am deeply hurt in that i believe i tore my hams string. ( laughter ) now, folks, if you weren't here last night, you're probably in daft punk. ( laughter ) these guys-- they were a no-show because of an alleged exclusive agreement to appear on mtv, i assume because they're 16 and pregnant. ( laughter ) but it turns out, it turns out-- that's what i thought-- but it turns out, as i explained in minute detail last night, that are surprise guests at this year's vma's, so remember to act surprised. but it all turned out great because robin thicke showed up at the last minute to kick it wild style. end of story, or so i thought. until some sharp-eyed journalists over at the indy music site pitchfork questioned the honesty of my explanation sarcastically using, "maybe robin thicke, his dancers and band were able to pull off an elaborate performance two hours' notice or maybe it was the plan all along, an elaborate fake-out to promote daft punk's appearance o

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