"rodman, gill. "takahamo, jessica. "thermopolis, dorothy. lipowitz, lauren." [cheers and applause] - bravo! triumph! >> stephen: tonight mitt romney faces questions about his resume. does he really know excel spreadsheets? plus a new way to get your coffee. did you know you can make it at home now? and my guest anne-marie slaughter says women can have it all. wait, without gave them some of it. sarah palin hasn't been invited to the gop convention but that's okay, she can see it from her front porch. (laughter) this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) welcome to the report, everybody. okay. thank you, please, sit down. welcome to the report. good to have you with us. it's great to be back, folks. spent the last two weeks off. i relaxed. gave the old moneymaker here some vitamin d. spent some quality time with my family, questioning the president's legitimacy. (laughter) but vacation is over. hold on one second, okay. (lau