roger clinton. >> and who got the job? a guy named chuck boom, if i am right. >> we should have a gong on "the five." >> that's a good idea, but bob would try to smoke it. >> oh i thought you said gong. >> exactly. where is the hole? >> there is a lot of -- martin van buren's brother, clyde was on "the smack." he can't control his half nephews and nephews. that wasn't even a question, really. >> know your history. as far as this guy is concerned, again he is obama's dad's half brother. half brother. i'm sure he has not played that card and explaining that away. as far as i'm concerned a half brother, you are not even related. >> well uare half related. >> and you are wrong. are you a jennette tau cyst. were you in oxford for four years. >> i did not drink the coffee. >> are you not even supposed to be here. >> i should be working on something important right now. >> what is smack? >> that's heroin. >> i knew it meant something. but i was never clear on which drug it was. >> why didn't i lie and tell him it was jam? that wa