[clears throat] ...by major roger healey. tony: roger. uh, this is a, uh, perfect example of the neo-primitive school. neo-primitive school? i'm so enthusiastic about it that i'm gonna start the bidding myself for...$50. [laughing] oh! do i hear 100? ladies and gentlemen, this is the kind of painting that goes well in... any room in the house. please, ladies and gentlemen. you are missing the bargain of the day. an original painting by major roger healey. sixty? fifty-five? oh, come on now, 55. [both chuckle nervously] well, guess who just bought the painting. [laughing] [applause] let that be a lesson to all of you. thank you, roger. you just bought yourself an original roger healey. [clears throat] now, let me see. oh, the next one-- uh, the third painting is... this, as you can see, is a copy of a rembrandt, and i should know. i painted it myself. man: ah, well! [applause] now, uh, who'd like to start the bidding-- i'll bid $10. ten dollars. thank you very much, sir. ten dollars. uh, do i hear $10.50? uh, $20. tony: twenty dollars. twe