. >> the ron jeremy of college professors. >> not as handsome as ron jeremy, i might add.tunning character. he is actually the hugh hefner of professors. >> yes. >> he is getting rejected in most of the pictures, you know that, right? >> that's true. it is not as bad as people say it is, but it is still weird and odd. besides, we needed something in the d block. -- in the b block. >> it is weird to do a photo essay of your crisis. or purterbed. >> or is it brave? >> it looks like it is done at the sears photo studio in the mall. they are not arctic stick. >> i like the word follow -- folkrom. it sounds like something you eat when you get old. >> it is the bottom part of something. >> it is a lever. >> it keeps you super regular. >> folcrom is the name of my new club. it is down in try beck caw. -- tribecca. >>> all right, do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. to leave a voicemail 212-462-5 050. the half time report from andy levy is coming up. what can he be doing? nothing. tonight is sponsored by hair cuts. the process of cutting it int