brown. these boys have been writing essays about themselves. >> essays?! >> yes. essays. did you know that nate here loves to cook? >> get somewhere and sit down. >> and right here. ronnieto draw. >> what about ricky, bobby, and mike? and don't forget johnny. [ clears throat loudly ] >> and -- and i can blow a bubble with my spit. y'all want to see it? >> no! >> i don't want to see that. sit down somewhere! with lips like them, i bet you can blow up a hot-air balloon. >> miss simmons -- coach -- can i talk to you for a second? >> oh, sure. mr. brown, can you do some drills with the boys? >> oh, i thought you'd never ask. get over here, everybody! get over here now! get down on the ground and give me a thousand push-ups in one minute. >> cora -- coach -- i know you mean well, but you're gonna get these boys slaughtered. >> they're already getting slaughtered. i'm just trying to teach them to respect each other. >> 20-teen. >> respecting each other is fine, but you need to teach them how to knock the respect out of those tigers. >> chill-ax. i learned it from the boys. that's a combination between relaxing and chillin'. chill-ax. they'll be all right. >> you better get --