ronny chieng puts plaft straws under arrest. and your fitbit is trying to kill you. so let's catch up on today's headlines. this saturday was world oceans day. it's a day when we let the ocean tsunami any city it likes and we tack a moment to acknowledge. how damage we humans have done to the thing that covers 75% of our planet. and today, canadian prime minister justin trudeau announced a plan to try to change that. >> some good news for the environment. in less than two years, canada plans to ban many single-use plastics. we're talking about things like straws, bags, cutlery, no longer the canadian prime minister making the announcement from the shores of a nature preserve in quebec. >> to be honest, as a dad, it's tough to explain this to my kids. hodo you explain dead whales washing up on beaches around the world, their stomachs jam packed with plastic bags. people around the world are grappling with thisser day. >> trevor: wow, white people have to explain a lot of shit to their kids because this is not a problem any african kid has. an african kid says, "why ar

well, we sent our very own ronnie chieng down to miami to find out. >> live from the democratic debatee that candidate. >> and here's your host, ronnie cheeng welcome to name that candidate, the game show where you can win it all like naming all the democrats running for president in 2020. for today's show. we will find one lucky american who can name all 4. seriously? 24-- 24 now, wow, okay, let's get on with it. round one, the blind round, no hints. , with who are you supporting within elizabeth war en. >> are you ready to play name that candidate within let's do it three, two, one, go. joe biden. >> wow, you didn't start warren. >> elizabeth warren. >> jay insular. >> jay inslee. >> your one minute, starts now. >> cloab clar. o'rourke. klobuchar. >> please go slower. >> i had them before you asked me. >> warren. s-walwell. the new one from montana. >> run two, the helpful hopes. >> ron yea, give tints. >> black guy, bald, mayor. >> booker. >> no, no, the other one. >> black guy, bald, mayor? no, i don't know. >> wayne messan. >> i never remembered him, i think he should drop out. >>

for those, we turn to ronny chieng. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> one thing i've learned about americansat americans love their pets, and i'm here to say why? pets are kind of stupid. i mean, you spend all your time picking up their poop, then on top of that, when they die, you have the go through all the trouble of throwing them in your neighbor's yard? no thanks. but that's just me, okay. other people obsessed with their betts and it's quite frankly getting out of control. >> dog owners often consider their pets part of the family. >> and a new trend has some families treating their furry friends more like people. >> it's called the humanization of pets and it's become a big business across america. massages, blueberry facials, even paw-dicures. >> this is where dogsies come for their ultimate spa treatment, a massage and grooming. >> this is ridiculous. dogs don't need a spa day. every day of a dog's life is a spa day. someone feeds you, bathes you, they roll over, get a massage. when i roll over on the massage table, i get arrested. okay, yeah, that makes sense. ( laughter ) ( applau