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ronny chieng here!applause) don't know him, don't agree with him, send your threatening twitter rants to @trevornoah not me! >> trevor: we're not going doing anything wrong. >> he's a pig! >> trevor: what's the point if we can't discuss policies? >> what's the point of eating ice cream if it's going to melt in your tummy? bernie 2016! bernie bernie bernie! >> trevor: bernie's a great politician but is still a politician and sometimes that means he has to compromise on his values. i mean, he sold himself hard as the anti-war candidate but is also the person who supports the f-35 fighter jet program, a $1.2 trillion program, a plane that the military itself doesn't even want. what are you doing? no! stop! it's an important point! is everyone afraid of bernie here? hold on! listen to me. now, he supports the f-35 because a bunch of him are made in his state, vermont. but it's hard to be pro trillion-dollar jet and anti-military waste. come on, guys. go, i get it. i'm not against bernie sanders. in fact, ma
ronny chieng here!applause) don't know him, don't agree with him, send your threatening twitter rants to @trevornoah not me! >> trevor: we're not going doing anything wrong. >> he's a pig! >> trevor: what's the point if we can't discuss policies? >> what's the point of eating ice cream if it's going to melt in your tummy? bernie 2016! bernie bernie bernie! >> trevor: bernie's a great politician but is still a politician and sometimes that means he has to compromise...
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voters to keep the dream of a skull-cracking bloodbath in cleveland alive. >> trevor: thank you, ronnie chiengng. we'll be right back. only pull 'n' peel let's you pull it, peel it, play it. fun never tasted so good with chewy, fruity pull 'n' peel candy from twizzlers. mari♪ upbeat music plays west scent from gain. everytime she sniffs... this happens. still there... still still there... well that's how you rock a long travel day. new scent duets from gain it's the gain the keeps on keeping on. sniff, sniff, hooray! [ lihmmmmmm...g ] hmmmmm... hmmmmm... hmmmmm... hmmmmm... the turbocharged dream machine. the volkswagen golf gti. part of the award-winning golf family. ♪ ♪ ♪ can you say i love it? ♪ oh love it? ♪ can you say hey? ♪ hey! ♪ that's the spirit! oooooh.♪ ♪ ooh ooh ♪ wooh ooh ♪ wooh ooh ♪ sing sing, baby baby i love you. oh yes.♪ ♪ ooooh oooh. ♪ every little thing. nice to meet you! ♪ ooooh oooh. welcome, welcome! today i'm going to show you the all-new 2016 chevy cruze and ask you what you think. but here's the catch. you can only answer in emojis. what emoji would you use to descri
voters to keep the dream of a skull-cracking bloodbath in cleveland alive. >> trevor: thank you, ronnie chiengng. we'll be right back. only pull 'n' peel let's you pull it, peel it, play it. fun never tasted so good with chewy, fruity pull 'n' peel candy from twizzlers. mari♪ upbeat music plays west scent from gain. everytime she sniffs... this happens. still there... still still there... well that's how you rock a long travel day. new scent duets from gain it's the gain the keeps on...
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and it's hard for an outsider to understand all of this, as ronnie chieng reports. >> malaysia, where'm from democracy can be a fluid concept. political elite often a us cooed of ignoring the will of the people. that is not the case of america, because america is the. >> greatest dm october see. >> greatest democracy. >> the greatest democracy. >> here people have real power to choose their leaders. and for gop voters that leader is donald trump. >> donald trump will end the primary season with both the most votes and delegates. >> to me this is pretty awesome. >> american democracy is so beautiful. >> well, it is not a perfectly democratic process. >> smell it. >> i don't think are you smelling it. >> i don't really smell anything. >> maybe are you too jaded. where i am from, a couple elites are making decisions for everybody else and this is clearly not like that. >> for the most part it's not like that but we could be in a situation where no one wins a delegate majority in which case you go to a contested convention. >> so what? >> well, could you have outright bribing of delegates
and it's hard for an outsider to understand all of this, as ronnie chieng reports. >> malaysia, where'm from democracy can be a fluid concept. political elite often a us cooed of ignoring the will of the people. that is not the case of america, because america is the. >> greatest dm october see. >> greatest democracy. >> the greatest democracy. >> here people have real power to choose their leaders. and for gop voters that leader is donald trump. >> donald...
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. >> trevor: ronny chieng, everybody, ronny chieng. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: thank you for joining us, ronnie. >> thank you. all right, trevor, all right. like everybody else, i got it wrong. ha, ha, guess i look pretty stupid now. >> trevor: you know what, ronny, you win some, you lose some. >> what the hell will you doing? >> trevor: well, you said you would cut off your right hand. >> yeah, i was just saying thatment i didn't mean it. >> trevor: you see, ronnie, you are a journalist and we all have these people that are watching the news and you are making declarations that turn out to be wrong. there is no account ability. >> oh, okay, i see what you are doing. yeah, you have a point there. all right, i got it, you got-- oh my god! [bleep] my hand! my hand! [bleep] [bleep], what about the other correspondent. i'm not the only one without got this wrong. >> trevor: you know what, you are not, let's get desi out here. desi lydic, everybody. (cheers and applause) >> hi, trevor. >> trevor: desi, you too made a prediction if i
. >> trevor: ronny chieng, everybody, ronny chieng. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: thank you for joining us, ronnie. >> thank you. all right, trevor, all right. like everybody else, i got it wrong. ha, ha, guess i look pretty stupid now. >> trevor: you know what, ronny, you win some, you lose some. >> what the hell will you doing? >> trevor: well, you said you would cut off your right hand. >> yeah, i was just saying thatment i didn't mean it....
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so we sent in ronnie chieng. hey, man, why you keep talking all this (bleep) about immigrants?i want to (bleep) you so hard right now. you know what, you know what, i get it. i get it. i know that trump may be a torture-supporting, muslim-disparaging horseman of the apocalypse, but, don't forget, when he's president and it's all going to (bleep), we'll all get to look at that smile. aw. we'll be right back. (cheering and applause) aw. we'll be right back. tecit listens to us.ng thing. [siri]: how may i help you? it shows us the way. it expands our minds. and gives us vision... where once we had none. this is how civilization moves forward. this - is how we get coffee. the 2016 corolla. technology on a whole other level. get 0.9% apr financing for 72 months on a 2016 corolla. offer ends july 5th. for great deals on other toyotas, visit toyota.com toyota. let's go places. wireless world today could use a smile?ke the at cricket wireless, we think so. that's why, prices for plans are all in, taxes and fees included. and we've got more 4g lte coverage nationwide than t-mobile or sp
so we sent in ronnie chieng. hey, man, why you keep talking all this (bleep) about immigrants?i want to (bleep) you so hard right now. you know what, you know what, i get it. i get it. i know that trump may be a torture-supporting, muslim-disparaging horseman of the apocalypse, but, don't forget, when he's president and it's all going to (bleep), we'll all get to look at that smile. aw. we'll be right back. (cheering and applause) aw. we'll be right back. tecit listens to us.ng thing. [siri]:...
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so we sent in ronnie chieng. hey, man, why you keep talking all this (bleep) about immigrants?i want to (bleep) you so hard right now. you know what, you know what, i get it. i get it. i know that trump may be a torture-supporting, muslim-disparaging horseman of the apocalypse, but, don't forget, when he's president and it's all going to (bleep), we'll all get to look at that smile. aw. we'll be right back. (cheering and applause) hey troy! hello so, thanks for testing our new car service today.ight back. oh, no problem. this is the nicest ride sharing service i've ever been in. i'm so comfortable...i could take a nap right now. so, our rates are a little bit different... okay we charge by the amount of gas consumed. ooh since we traveled 4.43 miles, and this chevy malibu offers an epa estimated 47 miles per gallon city. your total is... 20 cents. (both) noo way. i can afford that! 23 cents. do you have a quarter? hahaha the all new 2016 chevy malibu hybrid. it's just so smart. wireless world today could use a smile?ke the at cricket wireless, we think so. that's why, prices fo
so we sent in ronnie chieng. hey, man, why you keep talking all this (bleep) about immigrants?i want to (bleep) you so hard right now. you know what, you know what, i get it. i get it. i know that trump may be a torture-supporting, muslim-disparaging horseman of the apocalypse, but, don't forget, when he's president and it's all going to (bleep), we'll all get to look at that smile. aw. we'll be right back. (cheering and applause) hey troy! hello so, thanks for testing our new car service...
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so we sent in ronnie chieng. hey, man, why you keep talking all this (bleep) about immigrants?want to (bleep) you so hard right now. you know what, you know what, i get it. i get it. i know that trump may be a torture-supporting, muslim-disparaging horseman of the apocalypse, but, don't forget, when he's president and it's all going to (bleep), we'll all get to look at that smile. aw. we'll be right back. (cheering and applause) aw. we'll be right back. when our troops don't come back, someone has to help their families move forward. my family lost so much. it was a shock. it was a void. special operations warrior foundation was there for me. without special operations warrior foundation, i don't know how we would all afford to go to college. now through july 31st, a portion of each sale of specially marked cherry extra strength 5-hour energy® shots benefits the special operations warrior foundation. we hope you will join the fight. back to the daily show. now yesterday we saw hasan minhaj travel to canada to report on the 25,000 syrian refugees they have admitted or roughly 23
so we sent in ronnie chieng. hey, man, why you keep talking all this (bleep) about immigrants?want to (bleep) you so hard right now. you know what, you know what, i get it. i get it. i know that trump may be a torture-supporting, muslim-disparaging horseman of the apocalypse, but, don't forget, when he's president and it's all going to (bleep), we'll all get to look at that smile. aw. we'll be right back. (cheering and applause) aw. we'll be right back. when our troops don't come back, someone...