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ronny chieng standing by! (cheers and applause) ronny, how are you feeling right now?, i'm (bleep) terrified, all right? i heard some people are arming themselves to the teeth! to the teeth, trevor! that's like the whole body! they're arming head, shoulders, knees and toes. >> trevor: knees and toes? knees and toes! i have no choice but to protect myself. i've got to get a gun, too. >> trevor: rony, you're an immigrant, i don't know if you're allowed to buy a gun. >> i'll get one on facebook, pokepokeypokeymon go, the bla. i need to be armed. >> trevor: going to roy wood, jr. you're on the ground in cleveland. what are you hearing? >> unconfirmed reports that immigrants are buying weapons on the black market, trevor! in fact, some are reported to have been saying they plan to be armed to the teeth in windowless vans. so the black community is out of options, they have to come together hike the avengers and fight back! i've got no choice. i've got to arm myself and my child. >> trevor: strong statements. thanks, roy. let's go to hasan minhaj, everybody, who's standing b

. >> and filling in for jordan klepper, i'm ronny chieng. >> it's good to have you here, ronny, especially with china doing so well in the games! >> okay, but i'm malaysian. (laughter) >> i don't know what that is. (laughter) on to the news. the only thing louder than the crowds of rio have been the criticism of athletes on social media. everybody telling gabby douglas that she needs to smile more. you should smile more! y'all should shut up more! would you say that to michael phelps? no! look at him (laughter) look at him sitting there looking like an axe murderer. you ain't gonna find them bodies, they gone! he chopped them up! (laughter) lighter story. chinese olympian he zi was given a silver medal for diving and then her boyfriend proposed on the podium. he's a romantic guy, right? >> he's a selfish asshole. first, he waits to see if she won something before proposing then steals her moment. you couldn't wait till you got home? she spent her whole life training for this and driving into green sewage all week and you think you're the prize? there is only one silver medal, okay, buddy?

. >> and filling in for jordan klepper, i'm ronny chieng. >> it's good to have you here, ronny, especially the games! >> okay, but i'm malaysian. (laughter) >> i don't know what that is. (laughter) on to the news. the only thing louder than the crowds of rio have been the criticism of athletes on social media. everybody telling gabby douglas that she needs to smile more. you should smile more! y'all should shut up more! would you say that to michael phelps? no! look at him (laughter) look at him sitting there looking like an axe murderer. you ain't gonna find them bodies, they gone! he chopped them up! (laughter) lighter story. chinese olympian he zi was given a silver medal for diving and then her boyfriend proposed on the podium. he's a romantic guy, right? >> he's a selfish asshole. first, he waits to see if she won something before proposing then steals her moment. you couldn't wait till you got home? she spent her whole life training for this and driving into green sewage all week and you think you're the prize? there is only one silver medal, okay, buddy? chinese guys? there is a bil

>> trevor: let's go to ronny chieng at the quicken. ronny, what's going on? >> hey, you can't be too safe, okay, trevor? you heard them last night, an immigrant is going to kill me and then kill my family. >> trevor: ronny, you're an immigrant. >> yeah, well, so are you! wait... you're gonna kill my family? >> trevor: well, maybe you're gonna kill my family! >> why are you going to kill my family, trevor? >> trevor: you're the one who's trying to kill my family. let's go to roy wood, jr. inside the convention now. >> that's right, reporting to you live from inside the quicken loans arena. it's so white looks like i'm inside a tub of cream cheese. >> trevor: there is also a lot of tension. you can't be with feeling safe. >> they love me! republicans never do good with black people. in ohio trump was 0% with white people. >> trevor: in ohio h, trump was 0% with blacks. or could be up there -- but you're in the r.n.c., what are you about to do? >> i'm having the time of my life. everybody wants me to be their black friend. i have been to five bar mitzvahs, two w

(cheers and applause) now, ronn -- ronny chieng, it'ss first time in philly and he took to the streets him to investigate the scene in fissle yanchts you did send me to investigate. it's 99 degrees out. after 10 minutes, all i want to investigate is a cold drink can can i get ice water? >> we sell water ice. >> i want ice water. >> we sell water ice. >> by you say you sell ice water. >> it's a philly thing, it's a frozen desert, water ice. what (bleep) flavor do you want? four flavors, not hard! >> can you give me cherry without the cherry. >> i'm not a (bleep) scientist, i cannot take the flavor out of the water, you get it how i give it to you. >> what is your (bleep) problem man? >> you're way out of your (bleep) league. >> what are you doing the do about it? >> (bleep) you man. >> try it you might like it. >> i'm going to kick your ass if i don't like it. >> i'm always ready. >> good. >> thank you. family recipe, 1945. >> can i get a large cherry? >> yeah. >> thanks a lot, man. >> you're welcome. >> have a good day, take care. (cheers and applause) >> trevor: we'll be right back wi