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here to talk about a new development is our very own ronny chieng, everybody!and applause ) >> thanks, trevor. these days a lot of people are criticizing the police. not me, of course, because i love the police. in fact, when people say (bleep) the police i say, yeah, i want to (bleep) the police. hard. i want to make love to the police. i love the police. and cops around the country are making changes. in michigan there is one police department that's going way too far. >> there is a new sheriff in town. today the troy police department's newest officer was sworn? >> the feline unit, meet officer donuts ready to report for duty, poficer donut is the first police cat in michigan. >> we want to show the police have a human side, too. >> wow, the police got a kitten. finally, colin kaepernick can stand. how is this supposed to humanize the police? liking cats doesn't make you sympathetic. it makes you every lonely person on instagram. i get law enforcement today is willing to do anything to get people to like them except obviously not shoot black people. but this