159
159
Nov 21, 2018
11/18
by
COM
tv
eye 159
favorite 0
quote 0
( cheers and applause ) keep it going for my good friend ronny chieng!e ) (robot) inferior phone detected! ugh. this screen! you know, sprint has the awesome new iphone xr. oooh. let's take a picture! whoa! it's so clear! yeah, it has an amazing liquid retina display... (photographer) look at the colors! ...on a network built for unlimited. this is amazing! i can't hold this smile much longer! i can. (vo) and now, get iphone xr on us when you lease the latest iphone. for people with hearing loss, switch to sprint today! visit sprintrelay.com. [ horn honks ] only one movie is winning audience awards across the country. and now it's hitting a high note on rotten tomatoes. thank you for your warm hospitality. viggo and mahershala are so good, you end up wishing the movie would never end. it's amazing you said that. [ laughing ] you ok there, kurt? we're about to move. karate helps... relieve some of the house-buying... stress. at least you don't have to worry about homeowners insurance. call geico. geico... helps with... homeowners insurance? been doing it
( cheers and applause ) keep it going for my good friend ronny chieng!e ) (robot) inferior phone detected! ugh. this screen! you know, sprint has the awesome new iphone xr. oooh. let's take a picture! whoa! it's so clear! yeah, it has an amazing liquid retina display... (photographer) look at the colors! ...on a network built for unlimited. this is amazing! i can't hold this smile much longer! i can. (vo) and now, get iphone xr on us when you lease the latest iphone. for people with hearing...
147
147
tv
eye 147
favorite 0
quote 0
( cheers and applause ) keep it going for my good friend ronny chieng!pplause ) ♪ (laughing) ♪ come here! oh my... (applause) ♪ (vocalizing) (dad, over phone) just like that? (vocalizing continues) ♪ take prilosec otc and take control of heartburn. so you don't have to stash antacids here... here... or, here. kick your antacid habit with prilosec otc. one pill a day, 24 hours, zero heartburn. thea better time to try oureen sprint network. because right now you can get unlimited for just $24 per month per line for five lines. it includes hulu and mobile hotspot. we need to shout this deal from the rooftops. yeahhh. sprint's new unlimited plan. best deal ever! and it's all on the network built for unlimited. (avo) switch to sprint's unlimited for just $24 per month per line for five lines. and for a limited time lease a samsung galaxy note9 for people with hearing loss, for just $20 per month and save over $390. visit sprintrelay.com. the meeting of the executive finance committee is now in session. and... adjourned. business loans for eligible card member
( cheers and applause ) keep it going for my good friend ronny chieng!pplause ) ♪ (laughing) ♪ come here! oh my... (applause) ♪ (vocalizing) (dad, over phone) just like that? (vocalizing continues) ♪ take prilosec otc and take control of heartburn. so you don't have to stash antacids here... here... or, here. kick your antacid habit with prilosec otc. one pill a day, 24 hours, zero heartburn. thea better time to try oureen sprint network. because right now you can get unlimited for just...
284
284
tv
eye 284
favorite 0
quote 0
( cheers and applause ) keep it going for my good friend ronny chieng! applause ) sometimes a day at the ballpark is more than just a day at the ballpark. [stadium announcer] all military members stand and be recognized. no matter where or when you served, t-mobile stands ready to serve you. you're in the business of helping people. we're in the business of helping you. business loans for eligible card members up to fifty thousand dollars, decided in as little as 60 seconds. the powerful backing of american express. don't do business without it. i was on the fence about changing from a manual to an electric toothbrush. but my hygienist said going electric could lead to way cleaner teeth. she said, get the one inspired by dentists, with a round brush head. go pro with oral-b. oral-b's gentle rounded brush head removes more plaque along the gum line. for cleaner teeth and healthier gums. and unlike sonicare, oral-b is the first electric toothbrush brand accepted by the ada for its effectiveness and safety. what an amazing clean! i'll only use an oral-b! or
( cheers and applause ) keep it going for my good friend ronny chieng! applause ) sometimes a day at the ballpark is more than just a day at the ballpark. [stadium announcer] all military members stand and be recognized. no matter where or when you served, t-mobile stands ready to serve you. you're in the business of helping people. we're in the business of helping you. business loans for eligible card members up to fifty thousand dollars, decided in as little as 60 seconds. the powerful...
216
216
Nov 21, 2018
11/18
by
COM
tv
eye 216
favorite 0
quote 0
( cheers and applause ) keep it going for my good friend ronny chieng!pplause ) ♪ when you have nausea, ♪ heartburn, ♪ indigestion, ♪ upset stomach, ♪ diarrhea... girl, pepto ultra coating will treat your stomach right. ♪nausea, heartburn, ♪ indigestion, upset stomach, ♪ diarrhea... try pepto with ultra coating. i still can't believe how incredible the screen is on the new iphone xs. and our unlimited plan takes things to the next level with your choice of the best in tv, movies, or music. it's the perfect holiday upgrade. i know what i'm asking santa for this year. you still write letters to santa? no. please. i send him emails. can i get his email address? oh... i don't feel comfortable sharing it. get the iphone 10 s and our unlimited plan with your choice of the best in tv, movies, or music. more for your thing. that's our thing. ♪ applebee's bigger, bolder grill combos are back. now that's eatin good in the neighborhood. a beer inspired by nature.e gold made with organic grains for a pure, refreshing taste i was on the fence about changing from a ma
( cheers and applause ) keep it going for my good friend ronny chieng!pplause ) ♪ when you have nausea, ♪ heartburn, ♪ indigestion, ♪ upset stomach, ♪ diarrhea... girl, pepto ultra coating will treat your stomach right. ♪nausea, heartburn, ♪ indigestion, upset stomach, ♪ diarrhea... try pepto with ultra coating. i still can't believe how incredible the screen is on the new iphone xs. and our unlimited plan takes things to the next level with your choice of the best in tv,...
246
246
tv
eye 246
favorite 0
quote 0
that's low to ronny chieng. ronny, what are you watching tonight? >> what am i watching?network sucks trevor that's what i'm watching. every channel the same thing some guy zooming in breaking it down with deep analysis from congressional districts. in california 49 i expect it to go blue blah blah blah. boring. that's not deep. i'll go so deep i'm going to end up back in malaysia. analysis that's pathetic. neighborhoods block by block. if that's as deep as you can go good for you must feel good about yourself. but i'm going all the way in trevor, focusing on one guy in california on suicide drive. this whole midterm election comes down to that. let's go down to the broken cameras i hidden installed last week. i'm going to go here and say here's our typical sensitive liberal. let's get more intel from the medicine cabinet. obviously this is a huge loser but we still don't know how he voted and i don't want to do this but oh carl. how did you vote for you gassy incestuous loser. >> trevor: ronny chieng. ronny we're good. thank you. thank you for that analysis. that was ver
that's low to ronny chieng. ronny, what are you watching tonight? >> what am i watching?network sucks trevor that's what i'm watching. every channel the same thing some guy zooming in breaking it down with deep analysis from congressional districts. in california 49 i expect it to go blue blah blah blah. boring. that's not deep. i'll go so deep i'm going to end up back in malaysia. analysis that's pathetic. neighborhoods block by block. if that's as deep as you can go good for you must...
194
194
Nov 29, 2018
11/18
by
COM
tv
eye 194
favorite 0
quote 0
we sent ronny chieng deep cover to investigate. ( engine revving ) >> i'm in texas where...ne even understand me over the sound of this massive chopper? i'm here in corpus christi where rumors suggest that a dangerous mexican biker gang has managed to install one of their members, mark gonzalez, as the local district attorney. so i'm going under cover with the gang to blow this story wide open. >> what's up, muchachos? using my alpha male magnetism, i'm going to win the trust of the gang's president to get him to admit that mark gonzalez is one of them. how you guys doing? how you doing, sir? what about high-fives? are high-fives okay? what do you know about mark gonzalez? >> my brother, mark, i've known him for many years. he's an honest person. >> and the mark gonzalez who is the district attorney is a member of your-- >> correct. >> --club. >> we're proud of it. am i right, my brothers? >> bingo! getting these hog jockeys to rat out their guy on the inside was almost too easy. now to use that information to force a confession from the man himself. isn't it true that you,
we sent ronny chieng deep cover to investigate. ( engine revving ) >> i'm in texas where...ne even understand me over the sound of this massive chopper? i'm here in corpus christi where rumors suggest that a dangerous mexican biker gang has managed to install one of their members, mark gonzalez, as the local district attorney. so i'm going under cover with the gang to blow this story wide open. >> what's up, muchachos? using my alpha male magnetism, i'm going to win the trust of the...
184
184
Nov 16, 2018
11/18
by
COM
tv
eye 184
favorite 0
quote 0
( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: ronny chieng, everybody, ronny chieng. >> thank you. >> trevor: ronny what, are you doing? >> side hustle. don't ask. ( laughter ) >> i'm ready! my package came! i'm ready to get out and protest! >> trevor: wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. did you just order your boycott amazon sign from amazon? >> >> yeah! what am i going to do, go to cvs? that place is nasty. >> trevor: jaboukie young-white, everybody, we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ cats would do anything for the irresistible taste of temptations treats. what are you doing? hey, check this out. temptations - cats can't resist. at t-mobile, forty bucks gets you an unlimited plan and a new samsung galaxy s9 included for every line. this is what you get with your $40 plan at verizon. recap! with t-mobile, you get this: four lines four phones for forty bucks. with verizon, you get this... the choice just got a whole lot more obvious. get more because you deserve it. only at t-mobile. ♪ ♪♪ on our car insurance when we switched to geico. this is how it made me feel. it was like that feeling whe
( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: ronny chieng, everybody, ronny chieng. >> thank you. >> trevor: ronny what, are you doing? >> side hustle. don't ask. ( laughter ) >> i'm ready! my package came! i'm ready to get out and protest! >> trevor: wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. did you just order your boycott amazon sign from amazon? >> >> yeah! what am i going to do, go to cvs? that place is nasty. >> trevor: jaboukie young-white, everybody, we'll...
259
259
Nov 16, 2018
11/18
by
COM
tv
eye 259
favorite 0
quote 0
( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: ronny chieng, everybody, ronny chieng. >> thank you. >> trevor: ronny what, are you doing? >> side hustle. don't ask. ( laughter ) >> i'm ready! my package came! i'm ready to get out and protest! >> trevor: wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. did you just order your boycott amazon sign from amazon? >> >> yeah! what am i going to do, go to cvs? that place is nasty. >> trevor: jaboukie young-white, everybody, we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ music playing ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪♪ there are so many toothpastes out there which one should i use? choose one that takes care of your gums and enamel. crest gum & enamel repair cleans below the gum line and helps repair weakened enamel. gum & enamel repair, from crest. cats would do anything for the irresistible taste of temptations treats. what are you doing? hey, check this out. temptations - cats can't resist. (robot) ugh. this screen!tected! you know, sprint has the awesome new iphone xr. oooh. let's take a picture! it has an amazing liquid retina display. (vo) and now, get iphone xr on us when you lease the latest
( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: ronny chieng, everybody, ronny chieng. >> thank you. >> trevor: ronny what, are you doing? >> side hustle. don't ask. ( laughter ) >> i'm ready! my package came! i'm ready to get out and protest! >> trevor: wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. did you just order your boycott amazon sign from amazon? >> >> yeah! what am i going to do, go to cvs? that place is nasty. >> trevor: jaboukie young-white, everybody, we'll...
199
199
tv
eye 199
favorite 0
quote 0
and the election is tomorrow and people want to hang out with you, you're a real guy, so itch ronny chiengnding by and every time you give us a super politician-y answer, ronny will get dunked in a water tank. ( cheers and applause ) >> can you pull me out for someone else who can actually vote like roy or kosta or anyone else? >> trevor: it's the electoral college, ronny, thank you. back to the interview. if i can understand, the people of ohio are happy right now -- >> here's the deal. >> trevor: yes. >> if you want to be successful in public life, you can't care about all the polls and who you're making upset. what you have to do is say there's a problem here, let's fix it. and if it means it's an unconventional fix, that's fine because, in that case, you're actually solving a problem. i think a lot of the times in politics, politicians are trying to check with people. >> trevor: right. >> is this okay, are you happy with that. if that's how you lead, you're not going to be successful. the job, being governor, there have been trying times. when you know what you want to do, strip the po
and the election is tomorrow and people want to hang out with you, you're a real guy, so itch ronny chiengnding by and every time you give us a super politician-y answer, ronny will get dunked in a water tank. ( cheers and applause ) >> can you pull me out for someone else who can actually vote like roy or kosta or anyone else? >> trevor: it's the electoral college, ronny, thank you. back to the interview. if i can understand, the people of ohio are happy right now -- >>...