>> ronny chieng, very true. y, ronny, there's no way trump is going to disinvite robert kraft. if anything, i bet trump will invite the masseuse, too! >> talk about a job summit, am i right? ( laughter ) no? >> stop it. stop it. in other n.f.l. news, we got to talk about the the big trade, man. the giants sent superstar wide receiver o'dell beckham, jr. to the cleveland browns and one cleveland kid got so excited he almost browned his pants! >> giants football fans are still coming to grips with losing star wide receiver o'dell beckham, jr. take a look at how fans in cleveland are reacting. >> we goto del! we goto del! >> that is 17-year-old robert stewart, running through the streets of suburban shaker heights. while stewart was excited, some neighbors weren't sure what was going on so they called 911. >> 911, what is your emergency? >> i'm calling because there's someone out in front of our house, we just drove home, and he's yelling and screaming and, like, ailing flailing his arms. >> got o.b.j. i was so exci

please welcome ronny chieng! ( cheers and applause ) >> thank you, trevor.vor, first of all, can you please stop telling everyone that i'm an angry person? you make me sound like some kind of raving psychopath. i'm actually a chilled-out guy. how do you think i got my sponsorship with ambien? ambien, just go to (~bleep ) sleep, already. that being said, nothing wrinkles my ball sack more than people ignoring the threat of climate change. and last weekend kids around the world decided they were sick of it, too. >> students in more than 100 countries took to the streets friday demanding action on climate change, an estimated 150,000 students and adults took part in school walkouts organized mainly through social media and word-of-mouth. >> they're calling for, among other things, 100% renewable energy by 2030. >> we are denying, stop denying! >> we called for a real national emergency. >> oh, yeah, kids, that's what i'm talking about. i love seeing young people getting fired up about what they believe in. reminds me overwhen i was a teenager and i protested th

well, for ronny chieng, the choice is clear.e's his report. >> the 2020 presidential campaign, like my afternoon poop, it's not quite here yet, but i can already feel it. out of all the candidates, there's only one i can see myself in. >> i'm andrew yang, and i'm running for president as a democrat in 2020. >> he's a successful businessman, and i don't know if it's the cut of his suits or the way he lights up a room, but there's just something about this guy that makes me want to vote for him based on zero research. okay, so you're asian. you're running for president. what else is there to know? >> my platform. >> right. i thought your platform was being asian. >> there are many, many other americans who care about my stance on the issues than, frankly, what my race is. >> which is? >> asian. >> yes! and that's all we need to know here. okay, let's wrap this up upon. >> you know, i think we should discuss my platform. >> if you want to talk about what you believe, or whatever, go for it. i'm going to edit all this out. >> i beli