i'm ronny chieng. there's roy wood jr. are you ready to talk about sports? course i am. >> great, let's start with the winter olympics. olympics. i thought you meant real sports like basketball or worthles. >> what? come on, the winter olympics have all kinds of great sports like skiing and cross-country skiing and alpine skiing. no skiing. ski lift riding. >> stop, stop, this is a hate crime. >> no, roy, that's not a hate crime. what is a hate crime is what china did in the opening ceremonies. just take a look at it. >> the winter olympics now in full swing after the ceremonial start of the games. >> team u.s.a. walking in the parade of nations. >> but a controversial ending to the ceremony, china choosing a uyghur athlete as one of the torch bearers to light the final olympic flame. the host country has been condemned for its treatment of the muslim ethnic minority, leaving thes you and other nations to hold a diplomatic boycott of the game. >> trotting out the uyghurs like that. do you have any idea what the size of the balls that takes. >> i don't get wh

on the alternatives to burials we turn to burial expert ronny chieng. y lune gnar new year, ronny. >> thanks for making me come to work to talk about death. that's not bad luck at all. >> trevor: my bad. i guess i didn't think about that. sorry. >> what a surprise. at least i got a chance to pick outflowers for valentine's day. they're just sitting out here for free. >> trevor: i think someone left them there for the dead. >> yeah, exactly. what a waste. just like this entire cemetery, wasted on the dead. i mean, this is prime real estate. look right here, this could be a cheesecake factory and over this this could be another cheesecake factory. >> trevor: you do have a point. there's all sorts of alternatives to cemeteries, for instance human come toasting or aquamation. >> i don't know what those words mean. we need to stop throwing away perfectly good bodies and we need to start using them! >> trevor: i don't like where this is going. >> yeah, i don't just mean sex stuff. there's all sorts of things a dead body can be used for. think about it, how man