use trevor's password, it's... >> trevor: ronny chieng, thank you so much. ronny chieng, everybody. ( applause ) before we go, i was-- i was chatting to roy wood jr. yesterday when we finished the show. and he reminds me that it has been seven years since we start "the daily show with trevor noah." yeah, this week is our anniversary ( applause ) one of the-- one of the overriding feelings i found myself experiencing throughout the night and even today waking up was a feeling of gratitude, you know. ronny, like the journey, we've been on together has been wild. roy, all the correspondents, everyone. there are so many people who make this thing come together. and i want to say thank you to the audience for an amazing seven years. it's been wild. it's been truly wild. ( applause ) i remember when... i remember when-- i remember when we first started-- and you remember this, ronny-- it was, you know, so many people didn't believe in us. it was a crazy bet to make. i mean, i still didn't think it was a crazy choice, you know, this random african bringing a chines

ronny chieng. >> you guys ready? you guys ready for this, you want to hear some social media. >> trevor: yeah. >> all right, yeah, yeah, you guys ready to lose a few iq points. let's do it! all right, first up, what is trending is the ratings or as i like to call it game of thrones or incest t is supposed to be wokity woke, elf diversity, stop moder, hate, whatever k we just give this one to white people. let's diversify the real places first and then we can worry about the white fantasy places later, okay. that being said, where the [bleep] are the asians, okay? middle earth-- (applause) >> narnia, the west wing, no asians? no aians. the closest thing we have to asians in american fantasy is spoke in star trek, yeah, he's asian. i know is he white but he's asian. is he supersmart and dress like an emperor and has a bowl hair cut and he knows the pressure point in the neck, right. live long and prosper, even talks like con if you shurks i just want to see some asian elves, what else is trending. oh yeah, everyone's o

covid is being replaced by something even worse, nasa has launched its war with space and ronnie chieng goes deep into the world of k-pop. so let's do this, people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. all right, everybody. before we get into the big stories let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world. starting with the big moment watched live around the globe. last night nasa tested a new planetary defense system by smashing a space craft into an asteroid. boom. yeah. how you like that, asteroid. that was for the dinosaurs. (laughter) and in case are you wondering, no, the asteroid was not heading for earth. all right. we were just testing the system it wasn't heading towards us. but now the other asteroids know not to test us. you don't mess with earth, man, we're loco, man. in health news researchers have discovered that you can dissolve pills faster if you lie on your right side. which raises a big question for me, how do i become a researcher? no, cuz it just sounds like fun, right? like a lot of fun. just sit around all day taking random-- thinking random tho

ronny chieng, look at that face. look at that face., trevor, hey, how is it going. >> what's happening online, ronny, how is it going? >> online, it's [bleep] terrible. read everything all day and it feels like somebody is taking a sledge ham tore my crotch, and not in a fun way, you know what i mean. but other than that, doing pretty good, excited for fall, halloween is coming up, right, probably going to dress up like a cat, meow, meow, meow. so anyway, as you know, the big dumb trend of the day is happening on tiktok where people are cooking chicken with nyquil, other than known as chicken a la cosby. my question is why are people complaining? okay, this might be the best tiktok challenge yet. i mean dumb teenagers are going to eat this, get sleepy and then what, go to bed. where is the downside? and everyone is like i know, looking at this going that is disgustk. who could eat this, it's gross. guys, this isn't even close to being the grossest food i have seen in america, okay. let me tell you, i eat in a middle school cafeteria tw