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the desk, and i got to say, it's been so great this week catching up with old friends and also, ronny chienggot a great show for you tonight, so let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] let's start off with mcdonald's. the only thing that's invaded more countries than america. >> some mcdonald's franchisees are pushing back against an ad campaign called famous orders, which lets famous people like cardi b create new menu items. some restaurant owners worry the cardi b promotion is not compatible with their decades long history as a family friendly restaurant. one franchisee in san jose he was participating said, the fact that we can't talk about the song we are objecting to, because we can't use the title -- >> says something. >> says something. >> hasan: hold on. do these guys have a problem with "wap"? cause you know every burger comes with wet ass pickles. this is a normal thing! so don't take the moral high ground. not to mention, mickey d's, one of your mascots is a burglar, and the other one is a purple butt plug. and you're worried about cardi b? all right. let's m move on