tonight -- bryan cranston, ronny chieng, and music from danielle ponder. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. thank you. thanks, everybody. hi, i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you made it. you made it, right? how many of you are visiting from out of the country? from far away, a foreign land? okay, quite a few quiet hand-raisers here in our audience. [ laughter ] well, you got here just in time because this morning the faa had to ground every flight leaving the united states. basically, the faa f'ed everyone in the a, eh? [ laughter ] their system went down, resulting in an awful morning for travelers, and a great one for southwest airlines. [ laughter ] they were like, "wasn't our fault this time." more than 8,000 flights were delayed, another 1,200 were canceled. after the outage, senator ted cruz released a furious statement calling the situation unacceptable and, of course, blaming the biden administration. [ laughter ] te