ronny chieng, everybody.lause] when we come back, we find out kamala's secret weapon. so don't go away. i am sorry. you are right. [cheers and applause] with so many choices on booking.com there are so many tina feys i could be. so i hired body doubles. indoorsy tina loves a deluxe suite. ooh! booking.com booking.yeah [cheers and applause] >> michael: welcome back to "the daily show." vice president kamala harris has been out on the campaign trail recently, which is very refreshing. for a long time, it felt like the white house was hiding her, possibly because whenever she speaks, it's mostly an unintelligible word salad. but it turns out, that's all on purpose. ♪ ♪ >> talking about the significance of the passing of time, right? the significance of the passage of time. so when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time. maybe it is a small issue. it is a big issue. you need to get to go and you need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home. it is time for

i'm ronny chieng! >> and i'm jordan klepper!, that's wrong! >> no, you're wrong! let's get right to the biggest story of the night: caitlin clark made her pro debut, and learned everything gets a little less fun after college. >> welcome to the wnba, caitlin clark. the ncaa's all-time division-one scoring leader made her professional debut on the road with the indiana fever last night. she got off to a slow start, though, missing her first four shots before scoring on a lay-up midway through the second quarter. clark finished with 20 points in the fever's 92-71 loss to the connecticut sun. she also committed 10 turnovers. >> sorry, feminists! 10 turnovers and her team lost by 20 points? in her first game? i've seen enough, man. i think caitlin clark is the worst basketball player in history. she's tall, white, and didn't show up when it mattered. she's the jordan klepper of the wnba. >> whoa, ronny, ronny, ronny, i'm going to hit you with my car and leave the scene. let's look at the stats, ronny. she scored 20 points. that's 4

[cheers and applause] ronny chieng and josh johnson, everybody. applause] when we come back, we find out more about eric adams. so don't go away. [cheers and applause] ♪ higher love ♪ by: whitney houston summertime back then looked a little different. ♪♪ but while summer may change, it always tastes great. ♪♪ so reach for your favorite chips and sips and taste more summer. when you see what it's really like when our skin touches wool... you see why we need downy free and gentle with no perfumes or dyes. it not only makes your clothes softer, it is gentle on your skin. it breathes life into your laundry. [cheers and applause] >> desi: welcome back to "the daily show." over the weekend, new york city mayor eric adams was in rome for a meeting with pope francis. and in a way, this meeting was always destined to be. because if you know eric adams' story, you know that, like the pope, he operates on a higher philosophical plane. america's mayors bus ghosts. but in 2021, new york city elected a mayor who wasn't just a doer. he was an enlightened thinker

[cheers and applause] ronny chieng and josh johnson, everybody. applause] when we come back, we find out more about eric adams. so don't go away. [cheers and applause] summertime back then looked a little different. ♪ higher love ♪ by: whitney houston but while summer may change, it always tastes great. so reach for your favorite chips and sips and taste more summer. what's the worst part of the locker room? shareef: axe. axe. brandon: i like that. shareef: reminds me of like a designer store. brandon: this smells like a candle. shareef: is this a joke? you chose axe! brandon: i knew i had good taste! shareef: i thought that was a designer brand. [cheers and applause] >> desi: welcome back to "the daily show." over the weekend, new york city mayor eric adams was in rome for a meeting with pope francis. and in a way, this meeting was always destined to be. because if you know eric adams' story, you know that, like the pope, he operates on a higher philosophical plane. america's mayors bus ghosts. but in 2021, new york city elected a mayor who wasn'